Pubic hair

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-05-02 11:35pm

I've shaved a few times. Now I'm a free-spirit in the man-hair department. Last time I shaved them was with an electic shaver. The loose skin of my balls sagged into the area of the moving blade and gave me a pretty sharp nip.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-05-02 11:40pm

HemlockGrey wrote:You have warped my fragile little mind.

Then my good deed for the year is done

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-05-02 11:42pm

I'm just curious, how do you keep the mohawk from getting flattened while you're wearing pants?

It must take an insane amount of gel to do it, for that matter...

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-05-02 11:56pm

Iceberg wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I keep mine trimmed, and I shave my nipples.
You have to?

Dammit, there's got to be some French in my family somewhere. It's the only explanation. *looks down at virtually hairless chest*

Well, I'm 1/4 cherokee so that explains my lack of chest hair.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-05-03 12:05am

UltraViolence83 wrote:I've shaved a few times. Now I'm a free-spirit in the man-hair department. Last time I shaved them was with an electic shaver. The loose skin of my balls sagged into the area of the moving blade and gave me a pretty sharp nip.

OUCH!

I actually use scissors to do that job.

The terrain is too rough for moving sharp objects.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-05-03 12:06am

Fuck, facial shaving is pain in the ass enough. Why do I want to shave even more?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-05-03 12:08am

Dammit. 50% Italian + Irish, German, and Swedish here.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-05-03 12:09am

Crayz9000 wrote:I'm just curious, how do you keep the mohawk from getting flattened while you're wearing pants?

It must take an insane amount of gel to do it, for that matter...

losse paints

Been thinking of getting rid of it, need a change only if I could find my stright razor

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-05-03 12:48am

You could always just part it in the middle, and wax it into a handlebar moustache.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-05-03 01:18am

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:You could always just part it in the middle, and wax it into a handlebar moustache.

Now there's an idea thanks for the tip

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-05-03 01:25am

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:You could always just part it in the middle, and wax it into a handlebar moustache.

I don't want to know, I don't want to know, I don't want to know...

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-05-03 10:41am

UltraViolence83 wrote:I've shaved a few times. Now I'm a free-spirit in the man-hair department. Last time I shaved them was with an electic shaver. The loose skin of my balls sagged into the area of the moving blade and gave me a pretty sharp nip.

That's why you stretch it flat first.

Just trimmed it pretty short. Now I'm all prickly in one direction.

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-03 10:57am

Ya know, what I hate the most is how I have hair growing down the centerline between my balls... it makes my dick all itchy

And I have hair growing out my ass. What the fuck?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-05-03 10:58am

JodoForce wrote:Ya know, what I hate the most is how I have hair growing down the centerline between my balls... it makes my dick all itchy

Why would hair on your balls make your dick itchy?

And I have hair growing out my ass. What the fuck?

HMA is a common problem.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-03 11:02am

That ass hair is meant to be there so for the love of Darwin DON'T SHAVE IT OFF!

I cannot stress that enough, there are stories on the Net and from people I know who have done this much to their discomfort.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-05-03 11:16am

Admiral Valdemar wrote:That ass hair is meant to be there so for the love of Darwin DON'T SHAVE IT OFF!

I cannot stress that enough, there are stories on the Net and from people I know who have done this much to their discomfort.

Ummm, could you perhaps elaborate on the usefulness of ass hair? What is it good for?

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-05-03 11:17am

Darth Wong wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:That ass hair is meant to be there so for the love of Darwin DON'T SHAVE IT OFF!

I cannot stress that enough, there are stories on the Net and from people I know who have done this much to their discomfort.
Ummm, could you perhaps elaborate on the usefulness of ass hair? What is it good for?

Keeping bugs out your ass in the woods?

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-03 11:39am

Darth Wong wrote:
JodoForce wrote:Ya know, what I hate the most is how I have hair growing down the centerline between my balls... it makes my dick all itchy
Why would hair on your balls make your dick itchy?

Oh I dunno... maybe becoz it tickles?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-03 11:43am

Darth Wong wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:That ass hair is meant to be there so for the love of Darwin DON'T SHAVE IT OFF!

I cannot stress that enough, there are stories on the Net and from people I know who have done this much to their discomfort.
Ummm, could you perhaps elaborate on the usefulness of ass hair? What is it good for?

It helps contain, uh, foul stenches that might otherwise get out easier. So I'm told. It also helps aerate your posterior and stop sweat from forming a slick film on your behind that can cause all sorts of problems with underwear and sitting still.

I never really thought much of it either, but apparently it's a bad idea to try and get rid of it according to those that have tried. All the same, I don't think I'd be willing to shave it off anyway.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-05-03 11:44am

Did this partially come from my old poll?

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-05-03 12:54pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:That ass hair is meant to be there so for the love of Darwin DON'T SHAVE IT OFF!

I cannot stress that enough, there are stories on the Net and from people I know who have done this much to their discomfort.
Ummm, could you perhaps elaborate on the usefulness of ass hair? What is it good for?
It helps contain, uh, foul stenches that might otherwise get out easier. So I'm told. It also helps aerate your posterior and stop sweat from forming a slick film on your behind that can cause all sorts of problems with underwear and sitting still.

I never really thought much of it either, but apparently it's a bad idea to try and get rid of it according to those that have tried. All the same, I don't think I'd be willing to shave it off anyway.

Talk about razor stubble in the wrong place!

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-05-03 12:55pm

I never understood asshair...all it seems to want to do is grab at sticky turds and bog roll, intensely repulsive.

Nipple hair...hmm not tried shaving that...maybe i will to encourage licking...

Personally i've got a massive afro down there, never thought about cutting it to be honest, although one time i was bored and gelled it into dreads.

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-05-03 12:59pm

Rye wrote:I never understood asshair...all it seems to want to do is grab at sticky turds and bog roll, intensely repulsive.

Nipple hair...hmm not tried shaving that...maybe i will to encourage licking...

Personally i've got a massive afro down there, never thought about cutting it to be honest, although one time i was bored and gelled it into dreads.

For some reason that made me think of Sideshow Bob.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-03 01:00pm

It's there for a reason so I'm not going to counter a few million years of evolution without good reason.

Besides, it's too much effort.

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-03 01:08pm

Like how your appendix and your tail is there for a reason?

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Pubic hair

What do you do with your pubes