christian "white metal"

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-05-02 12:56am

Also check out the lyrics to "Meggido Massacre":

Children of darkness think they will win the war against The Light. But the truth is revealed to us, The chosen. On the final battle, evil will be annihilated forever and ever, nothing will remain, nothing. Total Armageddon holocaust!

Listen, we declare the war to the dark. The sword is ready to cut in pieces.

The Battle begin, warriors for Christ, united by blood: Holy massacre.

Demons, destroyed by the angels of Christ. Belial, cudgelated by the Son of God.

Mutilation, stenching corpses, supreme destruction: Holy massacre.

Ritualistic goat killing, brutal carnage. Total Destruction, complete annihilation.

Your flesh, burned by the devouring fire. The worms, eating your carcassile bodies.

Evisceration, carnal butchery. Dismembered heads: Holy massacre.

Victory, legions of Light hand in hand. Freedom, Jesus Christ has come to reign.

Eternal One, Holy Warrior. Eternal reign with Jesus Christ.

Angelic splendour, Holy Majesty. You’re the King of kings & Lord of lords.

Eternal One, Holy Warrior. Eternal reign with Jesus Christ.

Okaaaay ...

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-05-02 12:57am

And this one too, from "I The Lord Have Spoken It":

In today's society, many are rejecting God's Word, and many are mocking His Name. He that sitteth in the Heavens shall laugh, The Lord shall have them in derision. Then, shall He speak unto them in His wrath and vex them in His sore displeasure.

Thus shall mine anger be accomplished and I will cause my fury to rest upon them.

And I will be comfotred and they shall know that I The Lord have spoken it in my zeal, When I have accomplished my fury in them.

Moreover I will make thee waste and a reproach among the nations, that are round about thee, in the sight of all that pass by. So it shall be a reproach and a taunt, an instruction and an astonishment unto the nations that are round about thee, when I shall execute judgements in thee, in anger.

And in fury and in furious rebukes, I the Lord have spoken it.

When I shall send upon them the evil arrows of famine, which shall be for their destruction and which I will send to destroy you.

And I will increase the famine upon you and I will break your staff of bread, so, I will send upon you famine and evil beasts and they shall bereave thee and pestilence and blood shall pass through thee and I will bring the sword upon thee.

I the Lord have spoken it.

I think it's a children's song

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2003-05-02 01:06am

for some reason another little diddy comes to mind when I think of crap like this....

Living easy, living free
Season ticket on a one-way ride
Asking nothing, leave me be
Taking everything in my stride
Don't need reason, don't need rhyme
Ain't nothing I would rather do
Going down, party time
My friends are gonna be there too

I'm on the highway to hell

highway to hell

highway to hell

No stop signs, speed limit
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Like a wheel, gonna spin it
Nobody's gonna mess me round
Hey Satan, payin' my dues
Playing in a rocking band
Hey Momma, look at me
I'm on my way to the promised land

I'm on the highway to hell
(Don't stop me)

And I'm going down, all the way down
I'm on the highway to hell (repeat a bunch of times until Bon Scott passes out)

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-05-02 01:07am

Durandal wrote:
Yuri Prime wrote:Wow another group of Wannabes for God.
If I was Jesus, I'd be pretty embarrassed over these people. The guy probably can't even go to a decent party without all his followers ... well, following him.

BROTHA: Hey-Zeus Ma Man, wassup?! Aw man, allz dem's witchu man? Damn Dog, we don't got the liquor for dat shit!
JESUS: Well I can't just leave 'em sitting out here ...
BROTHA: Sorry dawg. You always bring fine-ass bitches, but they never wanna get down! What chu be feedin those hoes?!
JESUS: Dude, not now ...

What a shitty life. There's a difference between following Jesus and stalking him.

Not true, not true. In fact, God has been known to give a shout out of all his niggaz.

(click the link before you flame me...)

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-05-02 01:14am

irishmick79 wrote:for some reason another little diddy comes to mind when I think of crap like this....

Ahh, nothing like AC/DC...

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2003-05-02 01:34am

I could never be afraid of a guy who paints his face like the black-and-white Sting of Pro Wrestling fame, and who carries a lame-ass sword like this.

Man, when are they going to learn that buclked blades snap like twigs?

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2003-05-02 01:38am

There's a difference between following Jesus and stalking him.

That's fucking AWESOME!! Can I put that in my sig??

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-05-02 01:51am

Superman wrote:Christian gangsta' rap? ROFL!

I've heard some of it. It falls under the heading of 'WTF'.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-05-02 03:41am

Macho Wrestling Voice: Let's see how much good that silly sword would do against the "SUPERMAN SLAMMER!"

EDIT: "Superman Slammer" is my personalized wrestling body slam move. Ok, I know that was corny...

Yuri Prime · Post by **Yuri Prime** » 2003-05-02 04:30am

Superman wrote:Macho Wrestling Voice: Let's see how much good that silly sword would do against the "SUPERMAN SLAMMER!"

EDIT: "Superman Slammer" is my personalized wrestling body slam move. Ok, I know that was corny...

Fundie KISS-looking guy with sword vs me with this paperclip I just found on my desk... Bah, screw the paperclip, I'm feeling lucky today...

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2003-05-02 08:26am

Yuri Prime wrote:Fundie KISS-looking guy with sword vs me with this paperclip I just found on my desk... Bah, screw the paperclip, I'm feeling lucky today...

Luck has nothing to do with it.

Besides, paperclips are too unoriginal. I'd bludgen him to death with a copy of The Origin of Species in one hand and A Brief History of Time in the other.

But first I'd take that pussy-ass sword away from him before he hurt himself. That would just spoil all my fun.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-02 09:16am

Darth Wong wrote:Also check out the lyrics to "Meggido Massacre":
Children of darkness think they will win the war against The Light. But the truth is revealed to us, The chosen. On the final battle, evil will be annihilated forever and ever, nothing will remain, nothing. Total Armageddon holocaust!

Listen, we declare the war to the dark. The sword is ready to cut in pieces.

The Battle begin, warriors for Christ, united by blood: Holy massacre.

Demons, destroyed by the angels of Christ. Belial, cudgelated by the Son of God.

Mutilation, stenching corpses, supreme destruction: Holy massacre.

Ritualistic goat killing, brutal carnage. Total Destruction, complete annihilation.

Your flesh, burned by the devouring fire. The worms, eating your carcassile bodies.

Evisceration, carnal butchery. Dismembered heads: Holy massacre.

Victory, legions of Light hand in hand. Freedom, Jesus Christ has come to reign.

Eternal One, Holy Warrior. Eternal reign with Jesus Christ.

Angelic splendour, Holy Majesty. You’re the King of kings & Lord of lords.

Eternal One, Holy Warrior. Eternal reign with Jesus Christ.
Okaaaay ...

wow. what would happen if I sang that about jews?

and, I dont know some of those words.

carcassile. Belial, cudgelated. . .

reminds me of my angst poetry, actually. I got hospitalized for it - why is this called religion instead?

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-05-02 10:26am

Darth Wong wrote:
Durandal wrote:There's a difference between following Jesus and stalking him.
Hey, you copied that from Dennis Miller!

Was that who said it? I just remember hearing it somewhere and finding it funny.

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-05-02 11:08am

Darth Wong wrote:
Durandal wrote:There's a difference between following Jesus and stalking him.
Hey, you copied that from Dennis Miller!

If we were able to clone Jesus today, would he be able to turn Budweiser into Guinness?

JESUS: I said I turned water into wine.
ME: It's Budweiser, Lord.
JESUS: Close enough.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-05-02 02:25pm

Iceberg wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Durandal wrote:There's a difference between following Jesus and stalking him.
Hey, you copied that from Dennis Miller!
If we were able to clone Jesus today, would he be able to turn Budweiser into Guinness?

JESUS: I said I turned water into wine.
ME: It's Budweiser, Lord.
JESUS: Close enough.

Could he turn Stroh's into piss? It'd be an improvement.

Newtonian Fury · Post by **Newtonian Fury** » 2003-05-02 03:44pm

If he turned piss into water then it'd actually have some value. A cheap sources of water sanitation would actually benefit people.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-05-02 03:57pm

bah...i wish they would stop sodomising my music.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-05-02 06:12pm

Tag team anyone?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-05-02 10:45pm

Rye wrote:bah...i wish they would stop sodomising my music.

Exactly! You've proved their hypocrisy! According to them, consenting adults can't sodomize one another, but they're allowed to ass-rape rock music!

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-05-03 02:07am

Enforcer Talen wrote:http://www.demoniciduth.cjb.net/

black death found this site. his comments are

"essentially ridiculously shitty pretend black metal with lame missionary lyrics"

take a look.

(Sound of Euronymous and Dead rolling in their graves)

Seriously, are there any people in the Black Metal community who take these christian bands seriously?? I wonder if there are.

BTW, Dead and Euronymous are dead members of Mayhem, a black metal band from Norway who kept the black metal genre from dying. Just if anybody didn't know.

TheBlackDeath · Post by **TheBlackDeath** » 2003-05-03 03:52am

(Sound of Euronymous and Dead rolling in their graves)

Seriously, are there any people in the Black Metal community who take these christian bands seriously?? I wonder if there are.

BTW, Dead and Euronymous are dead members of Mayhem, a black metal band from Norway who kept the black metal genre from dying. Just if anybody didn't know.[/quote]

I think there's a small network of Christian "metal" bands or something. I've checked out a little but it seems to me that 100% of the time they get so caught up in preaching that they forget to write good riffs.

And dude, Euronymous was GAY! Varg said so!

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-05-03 04:39am

Durandal wrote:
Iceberg wrote:
Darth Wong wrote: Hey, you copied that from Dennis Miller!
If we were able to clone Jesus today, would he be able to turn Budweiser into Guinness?

JESUS: I said I turned water into wine.
ME: It's Budweiser, Lord.
JESUS: Close enough.
Could he turn Stroh's into piss? It'd be an improvement.

Shit, if you're buying, I'll turn all the Stroh's you want into piss.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-05-03 08:16am

TheBlackDeath wrote:And dude, Euronymous was GAY! Varg said so!

[Surf Beatnik] But, dude, Varg's a psychopath.... there's no doubt about that, at least. [/Surf Beatnik]

(He's definately not normal, unless you lock him in a room with Ted Bundy, Shoko Asahara and Jeffrey Dahmer.... that would make him appear ordinary even though he's not)

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-03 08:21am

Superman wrote:Tag team anyone?

Nah, I'd rather wait till those insults to Heavy Metal line up in a row and whip out Ye Olde Railgun...

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