Brannon Bragas' own webbsite (and there is a forum to)

Baron Mordo · Post by **Baron Mordo** » 2003-04-29 12:48am

I'm gonna try something in their message board. Do you think the name "Count Fistula" would get me banned?

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-04-29 01:07am

I refuse to let such filth touch my computer.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-04-29 01:10am

Joe Momma wrote:Fuck me, that collage on the home page looks like it should have a candle burning in front of it.

TELL ME ABOUT IT! Gawd, I almost sprayed vomit on my keyboard when I saw that!

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-04-29 03:33am

Man, that is the saddest cock-sucking forum I have EVER seen.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-04-29 10:31am

HE was also responsible for the SHIT that was MI:2?

Here's a question for your Q&A page, Braga: How come you suck?

And another one: When did you become a narcisist?

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-04-29 05:18pm

This part from the Q & A part is sad:

Kasia: At this point in time, which character(s) do you most enjoy writing for?

Brannon: Kasia. All of the characters are fun to write. If I had to pick only one, it would be the Captain. The Captains are always the most challenging to write for because they have to be so damn smart.

Like Lameway?

Macross · Post by **Macross** » 2003-04-29 05:38pm

Faram wrote:This part from the Q & A part is sad:

Kasia: At this point in time, which character(s) do you most enjoy writing for?

Brannon: Kasia. All of the characters are fun to write. If I had to pick only one, it would be the Captain. The Captains are always the most challenging to write for because they have to be so damn smart.
Like Lameway?

Im surprised he didnt say Seven of Nine.

Warspite · Post by **Warspite** » 2003-04-29 05:39pm

Faram wrote:
Kasia: At this point in time, which character(s) do you most enjoy writing for?

Brannon: Kasia. All of the characters are fun to write. If I had to pick only one, it would be the Captain. The Captains are always the most challenging to write for because they have to be so damn smart.

LMAO!!!!!! Frankly, sad is the right word...

THEHOOLIGANJEDI · Post by **THEHOOLIGANJEDI** » 2003-04-29 11:28pm

Chances are the people on signed up is just Braga using different screenames. You would have to be a total idiot, or are getting very weel paid to say ANYTHING resembling positive feedback on any of his work.

Warspite · Post by **Warspite** » 2003-04-30 06:38am

THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote:Chances are the people on signed up is just Braga using different screenames. You would have to be a total idiot, or are getting very weel paid to say ANYTHING resembling positive feedback on any of his work.

Nope, I believe they are real, different, people... The kind of people ready to take anything new from Star Trek, and accept it as an excelent series, whatever the shit it produces.

(For example, the guy that makes the Bad Astronomy page is a great fan of Enterforaprize, he claims that himself in his page!)

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-04-30 07:03am

the whole board is locked now. no new posts.

Whats the matta' bragga?

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-04-30 07:27am

This really makes me vant to cry!

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C:\>nslookup www.brannonbraga.com
Server:  mail1.telia.com
Address:  10.0.0.1

Non-authoritative answer:
Name:    brannonbraga.com
Address:  64.122.106.208
Aliases:  www.brannonbraga.com

Code: Select all

C:\>ftp 64.122.106.208
Connected to 64.122.106.208.
220 gecko1 Microsoft FTP Service (Version 4.0).
User (64.122.106.208:(none)): Anonymous
331 Anonymous access allowed, send identity (e-mail name) as password.
Password:
230 Anonymous user logged in.
ftp>

Damnit the FIRST thing you do is disable Anon access to your ftp site.

-Edit-
In Microsfot IIS that is.

Real FTP servers has anon access disabled as default and must be turned on.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-04-30 08:14am

"(I loved Night in Sickbay)"

(From Q&A page) UGH!

Brannon: Monsters. Actually, it is I who will not work without cheese. There is plenty of cheese in my writing, as I'm sure you have seen.

He it admits his writing is cheesy crap!

Brannon: Bucky. There's been a lot of controversy about that. We are very, very careful not to objectify her or ANY member of the cast. However, you may have noticed that the men on the crew are pretty sexy, too. There is a Pon Farr episode coming up, though. Hope you're not offended by that. Thanks for the constructive criticism. I was getting worried this would be nothing but a love-fest. I am not used to that!!

GAH!

Brannon: DKFaye. I wouldn't change a thing. I love this show!

The viewers don't, your rating are gone.

Brannon: Bucky: Trip was always designed to be a major character on the show. But we are careful not to over extend him. So far we've struck the perfect balance in my opinion.

He's a non-existant character you moron!

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-30 02:52pm

Faram wrote:This really makes me vant to cry!
Code: Select all
C:\>nslookup www.brannonbraga.com
Server:  mail1.telia.com
Address:  10.0.0.1

Non-authoritative answer:
Name:    brannonbraga.com
Address:  64.122.106.208
Aliases:  www.brannonbraga.com
Code: Select all
C:\>ftp 64.122.106.208
Connected to 64.122.106.208.
220 gecko1 Microsoft FTP Service (Version 4.0).
User (64.122.106.208:(none)): Anonymous
331 Anonymous access allowed, send identity (e-mail name) as password.
Password:
230 Anonymous user logged in.
ftp>
Damnit the FIRST thing you do is disable Anon access to your ftp site.

-Edit-
In Microsfot IIS that is.

Real FTP servers has anon access disabled as default and must be turned on.

You have to be fucking with me. No one can be this dumb and be employed.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-04-30 04:32pm

More bullshit!

Puffins: puffins obviously loves the show, i watch it, will buy DVD's when they come out, have avi's & mpegs now... don't watch much other TV

Dustin: Brannon, if I may ask a question.. I don't know if it's been asked yet.. but how come Enterprise seems so solid? Shouldn't the ship be experiencing Apollo 13 type failures?

Dustin: Brannon, if I may ask a question.. I don't know if it's been asked yet.. but how come Enterprise seems so solid? Shouldn't the ship be experiencing Apollo 13 type failures?

Brannon: Dustin. If Enterprise was falling apart every week, they would've been foolish to go out in the first place. BUT we are mindful not to make things too easy for the crew... thanks for reminding me.

Your mindful of it, but you needed reminding?

Brannon: pj - I welcome criticism. It helps me keep the show fresh. But some people are so damn MEAN. It doesn't feel particularly good, but I just keep my head down and do my best. I also try to avoid the real nasty postings.

So your a thin skinned bastard who can't take the fact you can't write.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-04-30 05:37pm

I am honestly at a loss for words...

...it's just not right...

...this is a dark day for anyone with taste...

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-04-30 05:55pm

SirNitram wrote:You have to be fucking with me. No one can be this dumb and be employed.

I wish I where...

Fuck I work with computer security and fucknuts like this makes me whant to cry.

Damnit atleast read the best practises(sp?) dokumentation and the 5min security adivsor before setting up a public server. Microsoft.com if you vant them.

In BB's defense according to the whois info he has his webserver hosted at GECKOTECH.COM they should be responsible for that fuckup.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-04-30 07:16pm

This guy has built his entire career on Star Trek. I mean, JMS worked on the Twilight Zone, Captain Power, etc. but Braga's ONLY real credits are working on Trek.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-05-03 06:17pm

http://www.geckotech.com/Forums/Default ... 4&tid=5919

Congradulations to Brannon Braga

I'd like to congradulate you. For totally screwing up Enterprise.

For one thing, Enterprise itself is just an Akira with inverted naccelles. This is the ship the presumably, will be around for all seven seasons. Can't you people possibly come up with a better design.

And some continuuty problems:

The name NX-01 Enterprise. For one thing, this should mean Kirk's and Picard's ships should have been NCC-01A and D/E respectively (NX should be changed to NCC as soon as it stops being an experimental ship). In addition, in DS9: Trials and Tribble-ations it is stated there are only 6 Enterprises! And in VOY Hope and Fear, the NX-01A is called the Dauntless!

The weapons the NX are wrong. Up until Kirk, they used lasers. Why switch from phase cannons to lasers when we have lasers today? And in "Balance of Terror" it is stated they used nuclear weapons in the Romulan War, which is just a few years after Enterprise, or maybe during it! If the NX's torpedoes are bested by mere 500 gigajoule guns, they most certainly do not nukes.

Speaking of "Balance of Terror" two other problems are brought up. First, the episode states visual communication was impossible. Oops! And that all Romulan ships have birds of prey painted on them. Double oops! Won't find any birds painted in "Minefield."

And the plots SUCK! I don't have the time currently to pick apart each episode (I will if asked) but this site outlines it perfectly: http://www.firsttvdrama.com/enterprise/index.php3 Just to add my personal comments, what the hell were you thinking during "Dear Doctor"? Gee, let's make the Captain a mass murderer! "We're not out here to play god" Fuck that, they were begging for help. I sense a great great grandfather of Janeway.

I bet this post will be deleted. But that just shows, if it is, you are indeed a gutless coward who can't bare criticism.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-05-03 06:39pm

Wait, which one's Tucker and which one's Reed?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-05-03 10:13pm

Thrawn's post is already gone. Typical.

Posbi · Post by **Posbi** » 2003-05-04 03:19am

I'll repost it.

Joe Momma · Post by **Joe Momma** » 2003-05-04 04:04am

THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote:Chances are the people on signed up is just Braga using different screenames. You would have to be a total idiot, or are getting very weel paid to say ANYTHING resembling positive feedback on any of his work.

The major newspaper in my city got caught doing this not too long ago. Turns out they were paying a PR firm $100/hour to write letters saying the owners of the newpaper were swell folks even though they perpetrated a scam that'll cost the city millions and fuck our city government's bond rating in the ass (and not in a fun way).

I'm guessing Brannon Braggart is using a Paramount intern. He couldn't be using any of the actors -- they haven't demonstrated the acting skills to lie that badly.

-- Joe Momma

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-05-04 04:33am

What kind of dumkopf calls himself 'BBFan' ...

Posbi · Post by **Posbi** » 2003-05-04 04:47am

You have three guesses...

StarDestroyer.Net BBS

Brannon Bragas' own webbsite (and there is a forum to)

Smash!