Who's the Coolest Archer? (remake)

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-09-05 08:04pm

Okay, let's try to get the poll back up properly.

And the choices are.....

Kate Archer, from No One Lives Forever. Her hot body and cool weapons make her a definite contender.

Captain Archer, whom I call "Archie," from Enterprise, with his.... poor acting and overall inconsistent personality.

Legolas, from The Lord of the Rings. His elven magic gives him a natural bonus in the "cool" factor, and his skill in combat is unquestioned.

Well, those are the finalists. Which one is the coolest?

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-09-05 08:05pm

There we go. Disregard the previous one. If A mod could close the old one, that would be great.

Admiral Drason · Post by **Admiral Drason** » 2002-09-05 08:09pm

Thats much better Ossus. I still think Cap Archer should be in a home for the mentaly impared

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-09-05 08:28pm

You guys are all nuts. The coolest archer was Sean Archer, from the awesome John Woo movie "Face/Off".

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-09-05 08:56pm

Oh, yeah. I forgot Sean Archer. I don't think it's worth starting yet ANOTHER thread for, though, so let's just stick with these three.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2002-09-05 09:18pm

Admiral Drason wrote:Thats much better Ossus. I still think Cap Archer should be in a home for the mentaly impared

Hey, come on as Sam Becket he was in a mental institution. And got two 200 volt electric shocks(and hit by lightning during the second one). So why send him back when it was what screwed him up in the first place, unless you want an archer who has a strolled for a captain's chair. A pram for a shuttle, and a cariage for a ground vehicle.

Admiral Drason · Post by **Admiral Drason** » 2002-09-05 09:23pm

Straha wrote:
Admiral Drason wrote:Thats much better Ossus. I still think Cap Archer should be in a home for the mentaly impared
Hey, come on as Sam Becket he was in a mental institution. And got two 200 volt electric shocks(and hit by lightning during the second one). So why send him back when it was what screwed him up in the first place, unless you want an archer who has a strolled for a captain's chair. A pram for a shuttle, and a cariage for a ground vehicle.

Haha

Thats a good idea maybe Archer should go through shock therapy. Then he wouldnt have to be on Enterprise any more.

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-09-05 10:27pm

I know, she's just CGI, but every time I look at her I just gotta think "gotta fuck, gotta fuck"....

Vendetta · Post by **Vendetta** » 2002-09-07 01:48pm

Cate Archer.

With a C.

Vendetta · Post by **Vendetta** » 2002-09-07 01:50pm

RayCav of ASVS wrote:I know, she's just CGI, but every time I look at her I just gotta think "gotta fuck, gotta fuck"....

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2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2002-09-07 05:20pm

Darth Wong wrote:You guys are all nuts. The coolest archer was Sean Archer, from the awesome John Woo movie "Face/Off".

Do you mean:

Sean Archer with his own face
Sean Archer with Caster Troy's face
Caster Troy with Sean Archers face

if you haven't seen the movie don't even try to understand.

Romulan_nemesis · Post by **Romulan_nemesis** » 2002-09-07 05:24pm

Im all for Captain archer. He can be a bad ass when he wants to be. I'm pretty sure he told T'Pol..."Take your vulcan cynicism and bury it...Before I knock you on your Vulcan ass." On at least one occassion.

Rommie

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-09 01:03am

Not only is legolas the coolest archer, but he is also the most sexually attractive

*drools over legolas picture*

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-09-09 03:48am

Cate Archer. Big guns and a PVC catsuit.

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