Things that don't make any sense to you

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-05 12:04am

The Penultimate Ninja wrote:I don't understand when my atoms lose their electrons, they're being oxidized, but when they gain them, they're being reduced.

STAY STILL DAMMIT!

Welcome to SDnet, N00b.

OMG I SAW A NOOB AND I POKED HIM AND HE WENT

WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

The Penultimate Ninja · Post by **The Penultimate Ninja** » 2003-05-05 12:11am

Oh shit, they've found me. Now I must run before I am deflowered.

Oh and I'm not into penises (penii?) and hyperactive squirrels.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-05-05 12:12am

The Penultimate Ninja wrote:I don't understand when my atoms lose their electrons, they're being oxidized, but when they gain them, they're being reduced.

STAY STILL DAMMIT!

Bienvenue a SD.net noob,hope you do not glow in the dark.

POKE the noob

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-05-05 12:16am

The Penultimate Ninja wrote:Oh shit, they've found me. Now I must run before I am deflowered.

Oh and I'm not into penises (penii?) and hyperactive squirrels.

Penes.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-05 12:19am

The Penultimate Ninja wrote:Oh shit, they've found me. Now I must run before I am deflowered.

Oh and I'm not into penises (penii?) and hyperactive squirrels.

Well I guess it doesn't bode well getting poked first by an insane flagrantly gay Quake G0d.

*Gives t3h n00b a Rocket Launcher, a Railgun, a BFG, and a big wet kiss!!*

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-05-05 12:22am

The Penultimate Ninja wrote:Oh shit, they've found me. Now I must run before I am deflowered.

Oh and I'm not into penises (penii?) and hyperactive squirrels.

Then perhaps you'll be into this. *takes up trusty sledgehammer and smashes the n00b over the head a couple times*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-05 12:24am

The Penultimate Ninja wrote:*snip*

NEWB ALERT!

*Arms RPP-Rocket Proppelled Poke-braces over shoulder, triangulates position of n00b and...*

POKE!!!!!!!!

Welcome newbie, join the Gnomish Empire or die! There you will be indoctrinated into the grand Gnomish Army, that has swept away all resistance since its creation. What say you citizen? Are you ready to join the Gnomish Empire? Sign up today!

PS. Having a ninja would be really nice.

-Our Leader, Darth Garden Gnome, from the Center of Propaganda, Gnomania

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-05-05 12:25am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
The Penultimate Ninja wrote:Oh shit, they've found me. Now I must run before I am deflowered.

Oh and I'm not into penises (penii?) and hyperactive squirrels.
Well I guess it doesn't bode well getting poked first by an insane flagrantly gay Quake G0d.

*Gives t3h n00b a Rocket Launcher, a Railgun, a BFG, and a big wet kiss!!*

Nice give him weapons and then a reason to shoot you with them.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-05-05 12:26am

The High School nosy, wannabe, elitist, whiny, prude, jingoistic, simpleminded, fundie, and ugly annnoying motherfuckers who poison 7 hours of my daily life 5 days a week.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-05-05 12:26am

1. I do not understand why some people buy a bigger house just for the tax deduction, Id rather pay down my mortage in case of a rainy day.

2. I do not understand why cats always decide the newspaper you are reading at the moment is the place they want to be.

3. I do not understand why some people are so emotionally wrapped up in banning flag burning.

4. I do not understand why anyone would eat "chau doh fu" stinky tofu.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-05 12:27am

Montcalm wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
The Penultimate Ninja wrote:Oh shit, they've found me. Now I must run before I am deflowered.

Oh and I'm not into penises (penii?) and hyperactive squirrels.
Well I guess it doesn't bode well getting poked first by an insane flagrantly gay Quake G0d.

*Gives t3h n00b a Rocket Launcher, a Railgun, a BFG, and a big wet kiss!!*

Nice give him weapons and then a reason to shoot you with them.

*casts Prismatic Sphere*

Hey if I was st00pid I woulda mindfucked him and uploaded him the knowledge to cast Prisma Sphere and Hadoken!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-05 12:31am

Illuminatus Primus wrote:The High School nosy, wannabe, elitist, whiny, prude, jingoistic, simpleminded, fundie, and ugly annnoying motherfuckers who poison 7 hours of my daily life 5 days a week.

I fixed that by making 'A's on everything, becoming the Flagrantly Gay Rebel Leader, then dropping out.

Then I got my GED by attacking a GED Test and squashing it flat!!!

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-05-05 12:33am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Then I got my GED by attacking a GED Test and squashing it flat!!!

I dunno about Louisiana, but that thing's not worth diddly shit here. What are you going to do with it?

The Penultimate Ninja · Post by **The Penultimate Ninja** » 2003-05-05 12:37am

*casts Prismatic Sphere*

Hey if I was st00pid I woulda mindfucked him and given him the knowledge to cast Prisma Sphere and Hadoken!

Incredible. I bow to your greatness oh Quake god.

*runs away quickly and thus ends his thread hijack

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-05 12:37am

Illuminatus Primus wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Then I got my GED by attacking a GED Test and squashing it flat!!!

I dunno about Louisiana, but that thing's not worth diddly shit here. What are you going to do with it?

Probly go to Vo-tech school and learn machinist and computer programming. I kinda already know how to build a comp (it's like a giant Lego Set you can play Quake on!), so I wanna learn how to code...

The machinist thing will come in handy when I start building things like jet engines, rockets, fusion reactors, etc etc etc...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-05 12:39am

The Penultimate Ninja wrote:
E. Sn0 -+31337+- wrote:*casts Prismatic Sphere*

Hey if I was st00pid I woulda mindfucked him and given him the knowledge to cast Prisma Sphere and Hadoken!

Incredible. I bow to your greatness oh Quake god.

*runs away quickly and thus ends his thread hijack

Hey, I make my mindfucks as pleasurable to the 'victim' as possible. I coulda had you full-body orgasming for an hour straight!

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-05-05 03:33am

BACK ON TOPIC...

Now. There are a lot of things that don't make sense to me, but I'd sound like an elitist if I mentioned them. One thing that never fails to amaze me, however, is how these assholes selling "lose weight fast" diet pills and shit like that get on TV. How do they do that? Doesn't the FDA have some sort of control against that type of thing?

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-05 03:35am

Why I'm jealous over bullshit..

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-05-05 06:00am

verilon wrote:Why I'm jealous over bullshit..

I second that one...

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-05-06 01:00am

Another thing. Why the hell are all the music programs getting the ax, when we have shitloads of sports programs to cut? I mean, seriously. We have football, baseball, golf, swimming, wrestling, weightlifting, riflery, tennis, volleyball, badminton...and I believe there are two tuba players between teh three bands.

Baron Mordo · Post by **Baron Mordo** » 2003-05-06 01:05am

Darth Yoshi wrote:Another thing. Why the hell are all the music programs getting the ax, when we have shitloads of sports programs to cut? I mean, seriously. We have football, baseball, golf, swimming, wrestling, weightlifting, riflery, tennis, volleyball, badminton...and I believe there are two tuba players between teh three bands.

Because music is dead. There's nothing left to express.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-06 12:01pm

Baron Mordo wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:Another thing. Why the hell are all the music programs getting the ax, when we have shitloads of sports programs to cut? I mean, seriously. We have football, baseball, golf, swimming, wrestling, weightlifting, riflery, tennis, volleyball, badminton...and I believe there are two tuba players between teh three bands.
Because music is dead. There's nothing left to express.

People ---> emotion ---> expression ---> music

As long as people continue to fall in love and lose loved ones, there will always be music.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-06 12:03pm

Zaia ~ One small correction ~ As long as humans have passion, there will be music. It matters not whether it be hatred, depression, love, or joy.. if there is passion in an emotion, then music can be made out of it. Inspiration is .. just that, inspiration.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-05-06 03:00pm

Now here's something which really don't make sense to me:

Why sci-fi writers demonize cloning at every opportunity. I only recall a handful of sci-fi writers who portrayed cloning and genetic engineering as something good at all, and Attack Of The Clones, which in a magazine was used as example of Hollywood's anti-cloning stance, is a long Clonaid commercial compared to the likes of "Gattaca" and "Brave New World."

(OK, "Gattaca" was about eugenics as well as cloning, but it's still a Luddite wankfest)

If this Luddite trend continues, I'm writing my own sci-fi where cloning is something good. IN YOUR FACE, LUDDITES!!!

(Gotta go now, saying "Luddite" all the time makes me thirsty

)

As a bottom line, I even made a thread about anti-cloning sentiments in sci-fi, in the OSF forum:

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=19404

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-05-06 05:08pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:Attack Of The Clones, which in a magazine was used as example of Hollywood's anti-cloning stance, is a long Clonaid commercial compared to the likes of "Gattaca" and "Brave New World."

(OK, "Gattaca" was about eugenics as well as cloning, but it's still a Luddite wankfest)

Umm.. Brave new World was completely about eugenics, on account of cloning not being an issue in the 30s.