From the Sheets to the Streets

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-05-05 01:39pm

San Francisco Hosts 'Masturbate-A-Thon'

This is funny.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-05 01:41pm

...k...

David · Post by **David** » 2003-05-05 01:45pm

So basically a peep show you gotta pay for. I can get that any time of the year in my home town.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-05-05 01:46pm

Only in Frisco......

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-05-05 01:57pm

Right. That is rather odd. At least it's for a good cause.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-05-05 01:58pm

damn....i'd hate to be the janitor.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-05 01:59pm

neoolong wrote:Right. That is rather odd. At least it's for a good cause.

Yeah, they'll raise cash for a charity and all be in the same area for only one tac. nuke to take care of the next generation of screwballs in that city.

GonK · Post by **GonK** » 2003-05-05 02:18pm

WOW and I thought some of my friends were weird when they started discussing becoming professional sperm donors. You can almost imagine the promotional flyers for it
WANK FOR CHARITY
Still at least they wouldn't do a TV fundraising marathon for it, or at least if they did it would be on pay-per-view...

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-05-05 02:30pm

Darth Gojira wrote:Only in Frisco......

Man how i wish he wasn't right >/

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-05-05 02:54pm

I think the sight of a woman pleasuring herself or fucking herself with a dildo or vibrator is actually very stimulating. Unfortunately, the article stipulated that men were involved too, and I have no fucking idea why anyone would want to see a guy jerking off. As a guy, I know perfectly well how ridiculous it must look when a guy is furiously wanking.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-05 02:58pm

Go for the comical men jerking off, stay for the foxy laydees giving it some.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-05 03:01pm

Darth Wong wrote:I think the sight of a woman pleasuring herself or fucking herself with a dildo or vibrator is actually very stimulating. Unfortunately, the article stipulated that men were involved too, and I have no fucking idea why anyone would want to see a guy jerking off. As a guy, I know perfectly well how ridiculous it must look when a guy is furiously wanking.

Eh, wr0x for me

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-05 03:04pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:I think the sight of a woman pleasuring herself or fucking herself with a dildo or vibrator is actually very stimulating. Unfortunately, the article stipulated that men were involved too, and I have no fucking idea why anyone would want to see a guy jerking off. As a guy, I know perfectly well how ridiculous it must look when a guy is furiously wanking.
Eh, wr0x for me

Bah, don't be daft, that'd make you gay or something.

OMFG! Are you gay?!

Learn something everyday...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-05 03:07pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:I think the sight of a woman pleasuring herself or fucking herself with a dildo or vibrator is actually very stimulating. Unfortunately, the article stipulated that men were involved too, and I have no fucking idea why anyone would want to see a guy jerking off. As a guy, I know perfectly well how ridiculous it must look when a guy is furiously wanking.
Eh, wr0x for me
Bah, don't be daft, that'd make you gay or something.

OMFG! Are you gay?!

Learn something everyday...

I will use Logic and determine you're being sarcastic.

ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-05 03:08pm

I'm bored and my brain is seizing.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-05-05 07:16pm

This might turn into a "Masturbation Olympics", where contestants compete in ejaculation distance contests, and competinions to see who can get the fastest orgasm.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-05-05 07:22pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:This might turn into a "Masturbation Olympics", where contestants compete in ejaculation distance contests, and competinions to see who can get the fastest orgasm.

Reminds me of that Japanese game show with a bunch of guys competing to see who can produce the highest ejaculate volume before teh buzzer.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-05-05 07:41pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:I think the sight of a woman pleasuring herself or fucking herself with a dildo or vibrator is actually very stimulating. Unfortunately, the article stipulated that men were involved too, and I have no fucking idea why anyone would want to see a guy jerking off. As a guy, I know perfectly well how ridiculous it must look when a guy is furiously wanking.
Eh, wr0x for me

Me too. And I admit that it doesn't sound like much, but you would be surprised.
Think of it this way. We're all men. We're just as horny and dirty minded(if not more so) as you are. Basically the same thing has it's appeal to us, it's just an all-male version. And on that note, I feel kind of sorry for you straight boys, women can't go topless with the impunity that men can!

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-05-05 09:04pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: Eh, wr0x for me
Bah, don't be daft, that'd make you gay or something.

OMFG! Are you gay?!

Learn something everyday...
I will use Logic and determine you're being sarcastic.

ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!

You're gay? Hmm, all that stuff you've said about being gay is all becoming clear now.