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I invented BBS and look what it got me.

I lan on inventing the worlds first real orgazmorator though, I wont make any money of it though, ill be sitting around my house shooting myself with it.

If I did however get tired of that Id set myself up in various sniper positions all over Orange County, and push everyones bliss button one by one.
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Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:I'm sure diamond can block megaton level destruction...
I think he meant the diamond protects the circuits, not contains the explosion. At least I hope he did...
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While those ideas are great, technically those are not inventions, but innovations. An invention would be a completely new and original idea. An innovation is an improvement on something already in existence. :wink:
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*Writing down auto butt wiper and home urinal" :P
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RedImperator wrote:
Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:I'm sure diamond can block megaton level destruction...
I think he meant the diamond protects the circuits, not contains the explosion. At least I hope he did...
Yes, it protects the circuitry. Although it can be programmed to cause an explosion, which brings me to the QS ZPE Ramjet missile I'm designing... :twisted: :twisted:
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