Chick is getting rapture ready!

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-05-05 04:32pm

I thought the risk was loons like Al-quaeda or N-Korea getting them?

NapoleonGH · Post by **NapoleonGH** » 2003-05-05 05:04pm

yea that is what the psychos like chick *caugh* Bush *caugh* want you to think

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2003-05-05 05:07pm

NapoleonGH wrote:yea that is what the psychos like chick *caugh* Bush *caugh* want you to think

Hey now, bring up those punches.

Bush isn't a psycho. Old-money ivy-league daddy's boy, maybe, but not a psycho.

NapoleonGH · Post by **NapoleonGH** » 2003-05-05 06:07pm

Umm you forgot evangelical born again christian fundamentalist.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-05-06 11:56am

NapoleonGH wrote:Umm you forgot evangelical born again christian fundamentalist.

Ah, but he prefers attacking Arab countries for no good reason rather than preaching.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-05-06 03:04pm

Darth Gojira wrote:
NapoleonGH wrote:Umm you forgot evangelical born again christian fundamentalist.
Ah, but he prefers attacking Arab countries for no good reason rather than preaching.

Thats just a matter of degrees. After all, most fundies like attacking Arab countries for no good reason too.

FireNexus · Post by **FireNexus** » 2003-05-06 05:26pm

I showed that tract to a friend of mine. Here was the response:

FireNexus2: Good Old Jack Chick(link)
FireNexus2: Fundy idiot...
Je V0us A1me: WTF?
Je V0us A1me: lol
FireNexus2: Jack Chick draws those fundamentalist comics.
FireNexus2: They're funny.
Je V0us A1me: He should be shot.

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2003-05-06 07:22pm

Darth Gojira wrote: Ah, but he prefers attacking Arab countries for no good reason rather than preaching.

There's a perfectly good reason. There is only one God, and anyone who doesn't believe in that God are condemned to the fiery depths of Satan's Hell. All infidels must burn. There are no non-Fundie Christians in Heaven. They are committing suicide outside the Pearly Gates. And we encourage them to continue to commit suicide. No non-Christians have ever entered Heaven. All non-Christians who have entered heaven have surrendered. Or committed suicide. Their stomachs will be burned in Hell at the hands of the Fundie Christians, but there are no Fundie Christians in Hell. Pay no attention to Gandhi who is standing in the background as I speak.

hehe. Ah, the fun never stops with the Iraqi disinformation minister.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-06 08:20pm

wow. thats almost sig worthy.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-05-06 08:50pm

Interesting that Chick never attacks athiests. It's always some New World Order Witchcraft believing guys. Never one person that doesn't believe (because that would mean bible quotes would be useless).

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-06 08:56pm

a u.n. communist catholic wiccan satanist world conspiricy!

Ironbeard · Post by **Ironbeard** » 2003-05-08 11:06am

For some reason I feel like bringing up the scene in Pratchett's good omens with the televangelist ranting on about "fire, death and nook-ular missiles" and how people can be saved in the rapture if they send him lots of money.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-05-08 12:24pm

Queeb, Servo; I just think comparing our pathetic excuse for a chief executive to Jack Shi-er-Chick is like comparing Jonathan Boyd or Mike Miller to Hitler or Ben Ladin. It's all about severity. Of course, it's immoral no matter what.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-05-08 12:50pm

Darth Gojira wrote:Queeb, Servo; I just think comparing our pathetic excuse for a chief executive to Jack Shi-er-Chick is like comparing Jonathan Boyd or Mike Miller to Hitler or Ben Ladin. It's all about severity.

Isn't that basically what I said?

RedOcean · Post by **RedOcean** » 2003-05-08 03:07pm

Aaaahhhhhhhh! My Brain!!! Melting!!!! Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-05-08 03:37pm

RedOcean wrote:Aaaahhhhhhhh! My Brain!!! Melting!!!! Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!

*poke*