HOLEY MERCIFUL CRAP SWEET MOTHER OF.... I MEAN MY GOD! >_

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-05-06 07:44pm

*Warning* Click at your own risk!

Holy shit... i mean... why would anybody ... i mean... why .... HO-LEE-SHIT...... like ... seriously....

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-05-06 07:46pm

*passes out from sympathetic pain reaction*

DAMN.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-05-06 07:48pm

"They"?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-05-06 07:48pm

"Dude squished his dick"

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-05-06 08:12pm

*winces*

Eeeee...not fun to think about.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-06 08:14pm

What was it? I can't see, my anti-peril glasses darkened as soon as I clicked the link.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-05-06 08:15pm

Why would anybody possibly want to do this?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-06 08:17pm

wow. can you imagine the girl he's prepping for?

tiiiiiight, beyatch.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-05-06 08:17pm

Durran Korr wrote:Why would anybody possibly want to do this?

Maybe to have his name in the Guiness book of freaks.

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-05-06 08:17pm

If your balls are blue enough, you'll do anything for a sexual thrill.

NOT FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE.

Nova Andromeda · Post by **Nova Andromeda** » 2003-05-06 08:20pm

--Well I'm SURE that was just a well doctored photo or a rubber penis. There is no way that was real ... *plugs ears* ... LALALALALALALA...

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-06 08:22pm

It's the only time I can imagine a woman getting a papercut whilst giving a good blow.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-05-06 08:29pm

Ouch. That is just too wrong.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-06 08:32pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:It's the only time I can imagine a woman getting a papercut whilst giving a good blow.

oh god. I must quote that.

somewhere.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-05-06 08:36pm

*sobs uncontrollably*

I have to go huddle in a corner curled in the fetal position now...

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-06 08:48pm

So, like, what happens if you can't afford that spiffy perspex viewing box of genital torture?

Do you use a tool vice instead?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-06 08:52pm

how much would they have to pay you to do that?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-05-06 08:54pm

Sonofa...

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-06 08:54pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:how much would they have to pay you to do that?

Think of a number.

Now forget it and beat your head against a convenient planar surface for thinking any amount of money will make me do that to my happy stick.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-05-06 09:08pm

I recall that the penis has no bone structure inside it. Does it have cartillage?

Either way, at least the blood vessels inside will be completely mashed up.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-05-06 09:09pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:how much would they have to pay you to do that?

There isn't a number in existence high enough.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-05-06 09:10pm

You know, it could be a prosthetic penis. I just can't conceive of how someone can do that without blood going all over the place. And I can't imagine how the penis would return to normal size after that.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-06 09:15pm

I dunno. it seems pretty easy to mess around with.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-05-06 09:24pm

I just did it!

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-06 09:25pm

dude. you didnt charge for it? Id demand at least 50.