Would this be the greatest job in the world?

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2003-05-06 02:22am

http://www.siliconvalley.com/mld/silico ... 756104.htm

EDIT: Sarcasm intended in title. I've seen shit that freaked me out before, and I don't want to have to look at it all day.

Bukkake, BDSM, shit-and-piss-worshippers, etc....*shudder.*

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-05-06 02:24am

On surface...yes.

But there is some sick shit out there, I'd rather not want to hunt down as a porn tracker.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-05-06 02:26am

Sounds interesting, there has to be a downside though.

Imagine how happy people will be when they start telecommuting this job?

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-05-06 02:29am

I'm sure aerius can relate here.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-05-06 02:32am

Erm no. That job would suck.

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-05-06 02:34am

Im certain that the first few days would be interesting, but over time it would become like any other job "Oh look , she has her arm up a goats ass......ho hum....lable this as porn, next"

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-05-06 03:01am

You would be seriously jaded after the first week...

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-05-06 03:17am

It would quickly get very boring and disturbing.

Rubberanvil · Post by **Rubberanvil** » 2003-05-06 03:32am

That is a job I woudn't do, way to much stuff I can't bear to look at.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-05-06 06:40am

I pity the man`s wife when he comes home after work.

Oberleutnant · Post by **Oberleutnant** » 2003-05-06 03:27pm

We already decided last November that Jennifer Lopez's professional nipple tweaker has the best job in the world

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-05-06 08:59pm

Dalton wrote:I'm sure aerius can relate here.

It's a great job, if you have the stomach for it and can find ways to NOT talk about your job too much. As some of you know part of my Canada Customs job was to screen all the porn coming into my country to make sure it's legal, and let's just say a shitload of it wasn't.

You do have to be a bit sick to begin with to watch the stuff, I've seen child porn, necrophilia, snuff, people getting raped by horses, goatfuckers, nasty shit & piss BDSM mutilation flicks, geriatric porn, you name it, I've seen it. Some (many) people can't handle watching this stuff regularly, imagine going to rotten.com every day for a few hours, now imagine seeing everything on that website in full motion video and 10X worse, it ain't pretty. You either become desensitized or you get grossed out and/or lose your mind.

Fun for the first while, but after a time it just ain't kosher.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-05-06 09:02pm

aerius wrote:You either become desensitized or you get grossed out and/or lose your mind.

This would explain alot of you.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-05-06 09:13pm

Ted wrote:
aerius wrote:You either become desensitized or you get grossed out and/or lose your mind.
This would explain alot of you.

What? The fact that I'm not entirely sane or that I can hold a casual conversation about RayCav mutilation snuff porn?

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-05-06 10:51pm

aerius wrote:
Ted wrote:
aerius wrote:You either become desensitized or you get grossed out and/or lose your mind.
This would explain alot of you.
What? The fact that I'm not entirely sane or that I can hold a casual conversation about RayCav mutilation snuff porn?

*gurgle* That name!! You must not speak that name...!

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-05-06 10:56pm

I love how a pop up ad appeared as I closed the article. Too bad it wasn't pornographic in nature, that would have been great. Hehe!

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-05-06 10:58pm

BrYaN19kc wrote:I love how a pop up ad appeared as I closed the article. Too bad it wasn't pornographic in nature, that would have been great. Hehe!

Go to a real pr0n site and you can get all the pop-ups and unders you want...

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-05-06 11:06pm

EmperorMing wrote:
BrYaN19kc wrote:I love how a pop up ad appeared as I closed the article. Too bad it wasn't pornographic in nature, that would have been great. Hehe!
Go to a real pr0n site and you can get all the pop-ups and unders you want...

That remind me what one of my cousins did,he visited a porn site and pop-ups opened by the time he finaly regained control 75 windows opened.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-05-06 11:25pm

LOL!! 75 windows sounds about right. And then he had to change his home page...