HOLEY MERCIFUL CRAP SWEET MOTHER OF.... I MEAN MY GOD! >_

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-05-06 09:27pm

I guess theres just that time in every mans life when they wake up and think..... hrmm, i want my dick to be paper thin!

and i think something is wrong with society today -_-

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-05-06 09:30pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:dude. you didnt charge for it? Id demand at least 50.

Squishing it is worth only 50 to you.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-05-06 09:31pm

HemlockGrey wrote:I just did it!

How come you can type inteligently then?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-06 09:32pm

-shrug- I all but tie it in knots in my spare time. if its not erect, its easy. and I could do it a few times, and make more in 10 min then I do in a month.

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-05-06 09:40pm

Im debating on whether or not to click that link. Judging from peoples responses, im leaning toward no.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-06 09:42pm

its odd, but not particularly gross.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-05-06 09:43pm

Jadeite wrote:Im debating on whether or not to click that link. Judging from peoples responses, im leaning toward no.

Wise decision watch porn its better.

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2003-05-06 09:47pm

How....odd.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-06 09:48pm

Montcalm wrote:
Jadeite wrote:Im debating on whether or not to click that link. Judging from peoples responses, im leaning toward no.
Wise decision watch porn its better.

well if you want to get excited, sure. if you are just curious, click the link.

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-05-06 10:06pm

That picture gives me sympathetic pain through that entire area. OW OW OW. Not sexy IN THE LEAST.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-05-06 10:22pm

Kinda reminds me of a feature I saw once on Rotten.com. A guy had nailed his scrotum to a board after which he set his pubic hairs on fire. I don't know, I just can't help but laugh at stuff like this, I find it amusing for some reason.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-05-06 10:23pm

aerius wrote:Kinda reminds me of a feature I saw once on Rotten.com. A guy had nailed his scrotum to a board after which he set his pubic hairs on fire. I don't know, I just can't help but laugh at stuff like this, I find it amusing for some reason.

IIRC, he did it in quasi-public, too. With his mom there.

Or maybe I'm thinking of something else.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-05-06 10:26pm

Did it in full public view. It was for some TV show as I remember it.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-05-06 10:29pm

aerius wrote:Did it in full public view. It was for some TV show as I remember it.

And i bet it was on Fox.

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-05-06 10:31pm

***OUCH***
And that is all I care to contribute!

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-05-06 10:59pm

This guy could sure use that penile tissue transplant mentioned in the SLAM forum...

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-05-06 11:29pm

My "holy fuck" circuit just blew.

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-05-06 11:34pm

Eh... My jaw busted through the ground through China. Even worse then the bloody penis caught in a mousetrap pic i posted-then-quickly-deleted a while back...

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-05-06 11:41pm

SWEET FUCK!!!!!!
*breaths deeply and attmpts to not hurl*

Imagine how bored you would have to be to think, "Well shit, Ive been kicked, pierced, and nailed through the sack and pecker, but that just wasn't enough!! I know lets smash my cock between two sheets of plexi-glass, film it and sell it on the net! Hell yeah Im all psyched now!"

Once again the world proves that some individuals simply have too goddamn much free time

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-05-06 11:43pm

*raises eyebrow* And yet, I am not disturbed by this.

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-05-06 11:50pm

ROFL! Sombody needs to slip that guy about 10 viagras and show him a few dirty pictures while his weenie is squished in that thing!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-06 11:57pm

What

The

FUCK!??

FettKyle · Post by **FettKyle** » 2003-05-07 12:04am

Ughhhhhhh

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2003-05-07 12:31am

My God... That is insane... *shudder* *winces at the thought*

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-05-07 12:57am

It actually felt kinda good when I did that. And my wee-wee stayed warm for hours afterwards. Ahhh, memories....

Just joking, if you believe I'd squash my veiny destroyer like that, you're nuts!