So you run into your double from an alternate universe...

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So you run into your double from an alternate universe...

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...do you have sex with them?



edit: sex may be construed as intercourse, mutual masturbation, whatever. Think "engage in erotic activities with."

edit 2 Graah! edit destroyed poll! put it back up, before now it was
yes: 10
what the fuck is wrong with you?:29 or so. I think.
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Sriad wrote:...do you have sex with them?
HMMM, I find that idea rather intriguing -- very intriguing indeed! :twisted:
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No, but I would defintly kill this abomination from the darkest reaches of the universe.
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No, I'm not gay.
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*coughdeformedbabiesandincestcough*

For that to even be taken into consideration, they would have to be a member of the opposite sex, unless you're gay or les.
Hmm, I wonder what a female version of myself would look like... :wink:

This strikes me as more of an OT topic...

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Exonerate wrote:*coughdeformedbabiesandincestcough*

For that to even be taken into consideration, they would have to be a member of the opposite sex, unless you're gay or les.
Hmm, I wonder what a female version of myself would look like... :wink:

This strikes me as more of an OT topic...
Remember the episode of Sliders where Quinn Mallory discover that his alternate is female. :wink:
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Alternate is...No fucking way!!. This family does not play together! :shock:

However, I'm sure the planet would be in a world of hurt...
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umm, lets see... No.
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No way. I saw this episode of Red Dwarf.
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neoolong wrote:No way. I saw this episode of Red Dwarf.
In that episode Lister is told its the men who get pregnants. :shock:
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Yeah.

And then we could go play Perfect Dark.
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A guy version of me is hard to imagine...

No, wait. Anyone ever see the movie Haiku Tunnel? There I am, down to the ludicrously loud shirts. So no, no I wouldn't.
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Can i do it then kill it? There can only be ONE of me.
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God no.

I think it would be rather interesting, and creepy, to talk to myself without knowing what I was thinking, though.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?

Seriously though, why not? It'll be a memorable experience.
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Sriad wrote:...do you have sex with them?
Errm, no. Alternate me will be male, and I'm very straight, thank you very much. Lock me and him in the same room and he isn't coming out alive.
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I kill them and eat their flesh.
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Sriad wrote:...do you have sex with them?
I'd bum a cigarette off me to see if the cigarettes I smoke are any better than the cigarettes I smoke.

Then I'd take me to dinner and stiff myself with the bill. What am I gonna do about it? I think I could take me in a fair fight.
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Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
Sriad wrote:...do you have sex with them?
I'd bum a cigarette off me to see if the cigarettes I smoke are any better than the cigarettes I smoke.

Then I'd take me to dinner and stiff myself with the bill. What am I gonna do about it? I think I could take me in a fair fight.
What if he's thinking the exact same thing? :D
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neoolong wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
Sriad wrote:...do you have sex with them?
I'd bum a cigarette off me to see if the cigarettes I smoke are any better than the cigarettes I smoke.

Then I'd take me to dinner and stiff myself with the bill. What am I gonna do about it? I think I could take me in a fair fight.
What if he's thinking the exact same thing? :D
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Sriad wrote:...do you have sex with them?
Sure, I meet my twin from an alternate dimension and rather have a discussion , or learn how this miracle of interdimensional physics was accomplished, I bend him over the nearest park bench, lube up and butt-pump 'myself' for hours :roll:

Your crack bill must be more than the net worth of South America........
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Sokar wrote: Sure, I meet my twin from an alternate dimension and rather have a discussion , or learn how this miracle of interdimensional physics was accomplished, I bend him over the nearest park bench, lube up and butt-pump 'myself' for hours :roll:

Your crack bill must be more than the net worth of South America........
*checks OP again*

Hmmm....nope, I don't see anything there about doing it to the exclusion of everything else.

Funny, that...
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Honestly even if the alternate was of the opposite sex, do you think you would look good as a female, or male if you are female?
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I probably wouldn't look too bad as a female. Well, you get the idea.

Still, I'm not sure I'd want to have sex with a female version of me...
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