So you run into your double from an alternate universe...

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-05-07 01:46am

To give the OP question a serious answer -- no, I wouldn't. Beyond the pure sensationalism of it, I know myself too well to want to get into anything intimate with an alternate version of myself, even if the other 'me' is female... and I wouldn't look good as a girl. I'd end up looking like one of Janet Reno's relatives.

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-05-07 02:15am

XaLEv wrote: *checks OP again*
Hmmm....nope, I don't see anything there about doing it to the exclusion of everything else.
Funny, that...

*smacks sarcasam ray* Fucking cheap assed batteries.......
See , I found this to be a lame and dumb assed topic , and felt my respones should measure up to thoes lofty standards. I'll use smaller words next time so you can all keep up.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-05-07 02:31am

<Daddy Voice>Whoa, hey now, kids! Don't make me turn this thread around!</Daddy Voice>

Sure, it's a somewhat absurd topic, Sokar. But it is kind of intriguing, and a welcome change from the weightier stuff. Let's try to play nice.

*runs*

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-05-07 04:27am

<alternate RI>So, uh, you wanna compare notes about our respective universes, or do you want to bugger each other?</alternate>

Um, how about we do the first thing. Did you ever manage to bang, [name withheld], [name withheld], or [name withheld]? No shit! Really?!? Holy fucking shit dude, I've been trying to get in HER pants for years! How'd you do it?

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-05-07 06:56am

I wouldn't have sex with other me, I'd challenge other me to games like chess and AOE2. Then come the practical jokes...

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-07 08:30am

I might. Ive always found myself incredibly attractive.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-05-07 08:57am

This is a truly fucked up question, which will determine two things:

1) Who is sexually uninhibited (wait until Einy gets here!)
2) Who is narcissistic.

Me, I'm neither of those things. I figure I'd probably kill the alternate-universe me, just on the off chance that things are in reality as they are in the movie, "The One", and I can become super-lagmonster over a course of time.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-05-07 09:59am

I pull alternate me and its like having a clone. I could have one me work a job and the other one go to class, and then I could committ crimes and have an alibi at all times. I'd have a chauferr, and someone to play civ II and ps2 against.

To homophobic unles s the alternat eme is female, then id have to go for it. Y?

Me:
Male
unattractive
hairy chin and legs
oogly face
smart

Opposite:
female
attractive
smooth skin
purdy face
dumb

and that sounds quite nice.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-07 10:01am

Darth Fanboy wrote:I pull alternate me and its like having a clone. I could have one me work a job and the other one go to class, and then I could committ crimes and have an alibi at all times. I'd have a chauferr, and someone to play civ II and ps2 against.

To homophobic unles s the alternat eme is female, then id have to go for it. Y?

Me:
Male
unattractive
hairy chin and legs
oogly face
smart

Opposite:
female
attractive
smooth skin
purdy face
dumb

and that sounds quite nice.

Now for the real question, does that constitute a wank or incest?

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-05-07 10:10am

Holy Cthulhu, no!!

BTW, when I meet my double from an alternate universe, wouldn't this create some sort of paradox?? Or have I just seen "Back To The Future 2" way too many times??

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-07 10:15am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:Holy Cthulhu, no!!

BTW, when I meet my double from an alternate universe, wouldn't this create some sort of paradox?? Or have I just seen "Back To The Future 2" way too many times??

Rofl, I read that just as I started playing Doubleback by ZZ Top.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-05-07 10:23am

Darth Fanboy wrote:I pull alternate me and its like having a clone. I could have one me work a job and the other one go to class, and then I could committ crimes and have an alibi at all times. I'd have a chauferr, and someone to play civ II and ps2 against.

To homophobic unles s the alternat eme is female, then id have to go for it. Y?

Me:
Male
unattractive
hairy chin and legs
oogly face
smart

Opposite:
female
attractive
smooth skin
purdy face
dumb

and that sounds quite nice.

Ahhh but if you're homophobic wouldn't the alternate you be homosexual?

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-05-07 10:27am

Since I’m not gay among other reasons, No. Going around screwing with peoples minds, committing crimes and or killing this potential threat however are all valid options.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-05-07 10:42am

Lagmonster wrote:This is a truly fucked up question, which will determine two things:

1) Who is sexually uninhibited (wait until Einy gets here!)
2) Who is narcissistic.

Me, I'm neither of those things. I figure I'd probably kill the alternate-universe me, just on the off chance that things are in reality as they are in the movie, "The One", and I can become super-lagmonster over a course of time.

Just my luck, my alternate-universe me could probably kick my ass.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-05-07 02:52pm

If the alternate me was female and quite attractive, yeh probably, if it was male, probably not.

probably

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-05-07 03:40pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote: Now for the real question, does that constitute a wank or incest?

Incest. For it to be masturbation, there would have to be some mechanism connecting the brains in the two bodies so that they act as one whole.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-07 03:53pm

-wonders how many have actually fantasized about themselves-

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-05-07 03:58pm

Hell no. Though talking to him would be fun I guess.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-05-07 06:12pm

Sriad, you are a disturbed individual.

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2003-05-07 06:16pm

I think I probably would, assuming one of me was uninhibited enough to suggest it. Of course, maybe I'd just walk in on myself while I'm surfing for net porn and things would develop from there.

And just 'cause y'all are wondering I'm assuming I would still be male, and I consider myself 93% straight. (as in ~93% of all people I find attractive are female.) Anyway, I'm sure we'd do other stuff too, but what kind of crappy poll would it be if the question was "so you run into yourself from an alternate reality, do you have a meaningful discussion?"?

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-05-07 06:18pm

Let me guess, you watch The Man Show. Adam cloned himself and then while watching porn decided to whack-off with his "other self"

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-05-07 08:38pm

Maybe. Only if the opposite was female and attractive. I would more likely think up ways to use this to my advantage, and fuck with peoples minds a bit.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-07 08:45pm

Oh, I'd *DEFINITELY* have sex with my double IN A NEW YORK NANOSECOND!!! Just the thought of that is enough to give me a rock-hard boner!!

*BOING!*

Of course, that assumes he doesn't bring up the issue first...

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-05-07 08:52pm

Why in Hell would I do that?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-05-07 08:56pm

Mara wrote:A guy version of me is hard to imagine...

No, wait. Anyone ever see the movie Haiku Tunnel? There I am, down to the ludicrously loud shirts. So no, no I wouldn't.

Hey look! A female!

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