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"If the facts are on your side, pound on the facts. If the law is on your side, pound on the law. If neither is on your side, pound on the table."

"The captain claimed our people violated a 4,000 year old treaty forbidding us to develop hyperspace technology. Extermination of our planet was the consequence. The subject did not survive interrogation."
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Quite funny. I just wish I hadn't looked at it on a school computer. The funny part is that the internet filter had no problem with that, but won't let me log into hotmail.
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I'd love to be taught by those tits.

Unfortunately, a lot of people were taught by tits, namely Scooter. A sad case.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:I'd love to be taught by those tits.

Unfortunately, a lot of people were taught by tits, namely Scooter. A sad case.
How was he "taught by tits"? I'm sure he's never seen a pair of breasts in his life.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:I'd love to be taught by those tits.

Unfortunately, a lot of people were taught by tits, namely Scooter. A sad case.
How was he "taught by tits"? I'm sure he's never seen a pair of breasts in his life.
Tits as in "he is a complete and utter tit".
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