Embarassing confession time.

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2003-05-07 06:09pm

I never learned to ride a bike when I was a kid. I always had my nose stuck in a book, and I was afraid of hurting myself, with parents that never pushed me to do anything I did not want to do (a good parenting idea in theory, but it can be taken too far). Granted, I don't want to place the blame on other people. Anyway, I always hated running, but I finally decided that I should learn to ride, since it looks like fun. 23 years old and I bought my first bike, and I'm doing alright so far. The local theatre is about 2 miles from my house, so if I get into a play this summer, I can bike to rehearsals and back, which might be helpful since a art in a play I might go out for has a coupld of shirtless scenes.

Anyway, I don't feel as embarassed as I used to, and I thought I'd get it off my chest. I'm still a little awkward on it, but I can tell its going to be a lot of fun.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-05-07 07:07pm

Good for you!
(although you might want to work on the upper body= for the shirtless scenes...)

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2003-05-07 07:10pm

innerbrat wrote:Good for you!
(although you might want to work on the upper body= for the shirtless scenes...)

But it will help me work off my gut, which isn't really too much to begin with. but thanks for the support!

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-05-07 07:12pm

Bwaha... I never properly learned to ride those silly bicycles. My parents kept bugging me until they got me a bike and I tried it out for a few days. Blech, I hated it. Haven't ridden since.

J · Post by J » 2003-05-07 08:31pm

I did some nude modeling for a Photography class to make ends meet in university...which is why I have quite a few nude pictures of myself in some rather intimate poses with other naked chicks. Shelving books in a chem library doesn't pay too well...and well, you gotta do what you gotta do.

Note - You'll never, repeat, NEVER see any of these pictures anywhere, so don't even think about asking me for them.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-05-07 08:33pm

i learned to ride a bike last september

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-05-07 08:35pm

Hmf, I didn't learn until 5th grade. Wasn't for a lack of trying either; I have scars to prove it. Parents were idiots at teaching how to ride... It took somebody else 10 minutes to accomplish much more than what took my parents hours...

Nova Andromeda · Post by **Nova Andromeda** » 2003-05-07 08:39pm

jmac wrote:I did some nude modeling for a Photography class to make ends meet in university...which is why I have quite a few nude pictures of myself in some rather intimate poses with other naked chicks. Shelving books in a chem library doesn't pay too well...and well, you gotta do what you gotta do.

Note - You'll never, repeat, NEVER see any of these pictures anywhere, so don't even think about asking me for them.

--Somehow I doubt this will be a great obstical to the horny male board members visualizing you naked...

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2003-05-07 08:41pm

jmac wrote:I did some nude modeling for a Photography class to make ends meet in university...which is why I have quite a few nude pictures of myself in some rather intimate poses with other naked chicks. Shelving books in a chem library doesn't pay too well...and well, you gotta do what you gotta do.

Note - You'll never, repeat, NEVER see any of these pictures anywhere, so don't even think about asking me for them.

*Hastily erases message I was about to post*

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-05-07 08:42pm

Note - You'll never, repeat, NEVERsee any of these pictures anywhere, so don't even think about asking me for them.

OK then.

I'll just ask aerius.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-05-07 08:46pm

My not-so-embarassing confession:

One time I fed a praying mantis that belonged to one of the biology teachers at my high school to a turtle. He was not at all pleased.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-05-07 08:49pm

Durran Korr wrote:
Note - You'll never, repeat, NEVER see any of these pictures anywhere, so don't even think about asking me for them.
OK then.

I'll just ask aerius

Which would work only if I had them, which I don't. I've seen them but she won't let me keep them, if she did I'd never have to work another day in my life.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-05-07 08:50pm

jmac wrote: Note - You'll never, repeat, NEVER see any of these pictures anywhere, so don't even think about asking me for them.

So we ask without thinking about it first. Simple enough.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-07 08:51pm

I learned to ride abike when I was 10. And I thought I was old. Congrats anyways.

Can't think of any horribly embarassing moments...my performance in gym was (and still is) laughable, but not enough to garner the attention of anyone else. Not that I pride myself on my athletic ability or anything.

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2003-05-07 08:52pm

aerius wrote:Which would work only if I had them, which I don't. I've seen them but she won't let me keep them, if she did I'd never have to work another day in my life.

Indeed, you could probably live comfortably off what the member of this board alone would pay to see those pictures

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-05-07 08:52pm

I discovered today, I am apparently responsible for what can only be described as an outbreak of anal sex here.....
Not really an embaressing confession, but a confession all the same....

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2003-05-07 08:52pm

Keevan_Colton wrote:I discovered today, I am apparently responsible for what can only be described as an outbreak of anal sex here.....
Not really an embaressing confession, but a confession all the same....

By "here", do you mean your peer group? And did you get any?

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-05-07 08:55pm

AdmiralKanos wrote: By "here", do you mean your peer group? And did you get any?

My peer group....and it was me getting plenty for a long while that has sparked this off.

I've fufilled my family motto (in my sig).

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-05-07 09:36pm

Embarassing confession time.

I think I might have started that whole Bosnia thing.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-05-07 09:54pm

XaLEv wrote:
jmac wrote: Note - You'll never, repeat, NEVER see any of these pictures anywhere, so don't even think about asking me for them.
So we ask without thinking about it first. Simple enough.

Yeah, we can just pretend she never said we'd never see them!

As for bikes, I learned to ride early (I was about 8 when I was riding on two wheels), but it's literally been years since I rode a bike as of now. Perhaps I should try sometime.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-05-07 09:55pm

My "Porn name" is Stumpy Boomerang

That's all I've got.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-07 10:02pm

I don't take compliments well, I have no confidence to go to a gym, and I am too self-conscious to NOT WANT TO go to a gym.. how's that for paradoxical?

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-05-07 10:09pm

Hah! I beat you ALL! I learned to ride when I was about 5! And I was fluent in bike-riding within a few days!

Anyway...

I once shit myself in school in the 1st grade. Not my own incontinency, mind you, the weird "slow" kid flung open the stall as I was pissing and debating whether or not to shit and he screamed, thus scaring the literal shit out of me.

I've smoked [insert stupidly illegal green substance here] laced with [insert more illegal and dangerous white substance here. Rhymes with "smack."] (Combination known as "The shit from Youngstown; fucks you up gooood!"). Though I wasn't told what was really in it until much later.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-07 10:12pm

UV - some of us call it "coco puffs."

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-05-07 10:18pm

aerius wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:
Note - You'll never, repeat, NEVER see any of these pictures anywhere, so don't even think about asking me for them.
OK then.

I'll just ask aerius
Which would work only if I had them, which I don't. I've seen them but she won't let me keep them, if she did I'd never have to work another day in my life.

You know, when she was in the BLOODY USA, you had the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to get them.

But you DIDN'T. YOU BLOODY DIDN'T, YOU IDIOT.