HOLEY MERCIFUL CRAP SWEET MOTHER OF.... I MEAN MY GOD! >_

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-07 12:58am

Wonder what happens if he starts to get a boner while he's in there

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-05-07 01:12am

JodoForce wrote:Wonder what happens if he starts to get a boner while he's in there

My dear Jodo, I do believe that this lunacy qualifies to be the very antihisis of a 'boner'. In fact if he did become aroused I believe his genitals would self annihilate as 'boner' and 'anti-boner' collilded in a burtal fury of energy that would surely consume this sick freak and hopefully every one he knows.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-05-07 05:34am

Shpedoinkle!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-07 06:24am

Well now that I have got some sleep and the original shock is gone, I actually doubt this is all that real given the nature of the penis, it may have no bone and be mainly spongy well vascularised tissue, but I doubt you could compress it that much without serious deformation or even compromising the structural integrity.

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2003-05-07 06:31am

It's gotta be fake.......gotta be.....

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-05-07 06:33am

Damaramu wrote:It's gotta be fake.......gotta be.....

I dunno, I've seen stuff on Eat Carpet (Late night amateur film show) that's far weirder, someone had their dick FORKED and full of piercings. I didn't sleep for a while.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-07 07:00am

Gandalf wrote:
Damaramu wrote:It's gotta be fake.......gotta be.....
I dunno, I've seen stuff on Eat Carpet (Late night amateur film show) that's far weirder, someone had their dick FORKED and full of piercings. I didn't sleep for a while.

I can only imagine the hilarity of erections after that, can anyone say "genital sieve"?

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-05-07 07:44am

What the fricken heck... that is just... just... *cries*

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-05-07 08:34am

From all my knowledge of physical biology, I can tell you I'm almost ninety percent sure that you can, in fact, do that with an actual penis, with your level of success depending heavily on your individual size and shape.

Afterwards however, you're probably going to need to find a new method of reproduction. And you should check yourself for internal bleeding.

IMPORTANT WARNING: If it doesn't go without saying that it's a REALLY, REALLY dumb idea to do crazy, circus-freak shit to your body, then you need to stick your head in your floppy disk drive and hit "format a:".

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-07 10:08am

The thing is, that dick doesn't look nearly spread wide enough to make up for the extent to which it has been squished--to retain the same volume (or even a reasonable fraction of) it should be spilling out of the plates all over the place

No that's got to be fake

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-07 10:29am

JodoForce wrote:The thing is, that dick doesn't look nearly spread wide enough to make up for the extent to which it has been squished--to retain the same volume (or even a reasonable fraction of) it should be spilling out of the plates all over the place

No that's got to be fake

Wanna do some calcs?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-07 10:48am

JodoForce wrote:The thing is, that dick doesn't look nearly spread wide enough to make up for the extent to which it has been squished--to retain the same volume (or even a reasonable fraction of) it should be spilling out of the plates all over the place

No that's got to be fake

I was thinking that myself.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-05-07 11:13am

*Falls off chair and curls up in a fetal position, whimpering* I think I should lie down for a while

It's probably fake, but my sympathy towards humanity is killing my dick.
"Got my mojo flattened....'

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-07 01:07pm

Lagmonster wrote:From all my knowledge of physical biology, I can tell you I'm almost ninety percent sure that you can, in fact, do that with an actual penis, with your level of success depending heavily on your individual size and shape.

Afterwards however, you're probably going to need to find a new method of reproduction. And you should check yourself for internal bleeding.

IMPORTANT WARNING: If it doesn't go without saying that it's a REALLY, REALLY dumb idea to do crazy, circus-freak shit to your body, then you need to stick your head in your floppy disk drive and hit "format a:".

LMFAO!!!!

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-05-07 08:26pm

Why!? Why did I click that link.....*cringes*

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2003-05-07 08:45pm

I want to know one thing.
What were you doing to find that pic? *eyes explode do to the horror*

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-05-07 10:01pm

Well, hopefully that pretty much renders the penis useless for reproductive purposes, since if so, then another freak has removed himself from the gene pool.

Besides that, I don't have anything to say. That's just one of the most messed up things I've ever seen.

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-05-07 10:17pm

That's a fucking awesome pic.

I'd do it for $3,000.

My sexual organs are more a hinderance to me than paragons of pleasure.

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-05-07 10:27pm

UltraViolence83 wrote:That's a fucking awesome pic.

I'd do it for $3,000. My sexual organs are more a hinderance to me than paragons of pleasure.

I've got a 50 and a 5lbs sledge hammer, wanna come over?

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-05-08 01:19am

UltraViolence83 wrote:That's a fucking awesome pic.

I'd do it for $3,000. My sexual organs are more a hinderance to me than paragons of pleasure.

My deepest sympathies to you, my friend.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-05-08 01:23am

Dude. There is no emoticon to express the degree of pain that guy must have been going through.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-05-08 01:24am

UltraViolence83 wrote:That's a fucking awesome pic.

I'd do it for $3,000. My sexual organs are more a hinderance to me than paragons of pleasure.

Well, that would be in keeping with your avatar, I guess.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-05-08 01:27am

I don't know what to say.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-05-08 01:28am

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
JodoForce wrote:The thing is, that dick doesn't look nearly spread wide enough to make up for the extent to which it has been squished--to retain the same volume (or even a reasonable fraction of) it should be spilling out of the plates all over the place

No that's got to be fake
Wanna do some calcs?

Yes, then we could have Dorkstar come over and refute them.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-05-08 01:47am

Gandalf wrote:Yes, then we could have Dorkstar come over and refute them.

Better yet, use Dorkstar as the test subject.