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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:No, not yet. It seems a teacher isn't the type of person you're supposed to find attractive. The same thing goes with family members, in my opinion.
Silly.

I know a teacher I'd love to bend over her desk. :twisted:
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Illuminatus Primus wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:No, not yet. It seems a teacher isn't the type of person you're supposed to find attractive. The same thing goes with family members, in my opinion.
Silly.

I know a teacher I'd love to bend over her desk. :twisted:
Yes, that would be most enjoyable indeed.
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Darksider wrote:When you were/are in middle school, HS, or college have you ever had a teacher that was really hot???
My 7th grade math teacher, though I can't remember her name (started with an S, though). Fresh out of college and piping hot If You Know What I Mean :twisted:.
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Just a year or two ago, my HTML instructor was quite cute. Probably in her late 20's/early 30's...she even had a tongue piercing. Heh, I didn't hesitate to call her over to my computer for a little help...even though I didn't need it! :twisted:
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I had a GTA (Graduate Teachign Assistant) in my Geography class last semester who was FINE.
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Ew ew ew!

Seriously, geology lecturers are all wierd, boring or old.
And I just don't look at teachers that way. I do draw some lines.
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My sociology TA last semester was very good-looking, especially when she wore this dark red lipstick with this form-fitting outfit ... I need to be alone right now.
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Never, no such like. But, I'm only a high school sophomore, so here's hoping! :D
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I had one of these student teachers in grade 4 and she was hot, looked a lot like Jeri Ryan but with smaller breasts. Too bad I didn't know a damn thing about sex and fucking at that age. Grade 8 french teacher was nice too, but she was a complete bitch with psycho mood swings and it was just a complete turn-off. She was a real good dresser too, always had a nice blouse with sharp colour co-ordinated jackets and skirts, but man, that bitchiness was just too much, what a shame. :(
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Student teacher, last year, ancient history.
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There was this hot little dark-haired, dark-eyed, bit titted student teacher I had in biology in tenth or eleventh grade, and my ethics professor last year was pretty cute, but for the most part, they've either been guys or not terribly attractive.

As for professors sleeping with students, it's legal but it's unethical as hell. How in the world can you claim to be fair and objective with the grades of someone you're fucking? Or worse, someone who you were fucking but who cut you off? It would be unethical even if the student didn't have a class with that professor, because it could influence that student's record later on, unless they were in totally different departments and would never end up in a conflict of interest situation.
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I'm rather surprised to see that noone has mentioned "Zaia" yet in this thread :D
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RedImperator wrote:There was this hot little dark-haired, dark-eyed, bit titted student teacher I had in biology in tenth or eleventh grade, and my ethics professor last year was pretty cute, but for the most part, they've either been guys or not terribly attractive.

As for professors sleeping with students, it's legal but it's unethical as hell. How in the world can you claim to be fair and objective with the grades of someone you're fucking? Or worse, someone who you were fucking but who cut you off? It would be unethical even if the student didn't have a class with that professor, because it could influence that student's record later on, unless they were in totally different departments and would never end up in a conflict of interest situation.
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Connor MacLeod wrote:I'm rather surprised to see that noone has mentioned "Zaia" yet in this thread :D

Outta sight, outta mind. :D

Gandalf: LOL, good call. :wink:
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In 7th grade i had a math teacher named mrs. branson, she was 23 and just out of college. She had a picture up near her desk of her and this guy that everyone thought was her dad, it was her husband of course... she married her math professor at the schoool she attended last. So many people hella liked her, and made fun of her husband. She left the school when my class graduated from the school ( along with the rest of the cool teachers at that school ) ... Natomas... what a freakish school.
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The_Lumberjack wrote:Never had any particularly hot teachers, good looking certainly, really nice people (most of the teachers), although, my old history teacher once told us that she'd caught some 14 yr old masturbating in the back of one of her history classes, which frankly disturbed the hell out of us, and we were sixth formers at the time...

And I have a rather nasty hunch that he sat in the same place as me... ughhh. :(

I think she said that he was trying to impress a girl next to him :shock:
That was the first thing I always did when I was trying to impress the girls next to me in school. :roll: :roll: :roll:

WTF was he thinking?
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Zaia wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:I'm rather surprised to see that noone has mentioned "Zaia" yet in this thread :D

Outta sight, outta mind. :D

Gandalf: LOL, good call. :wink:
Like oyu really believe you're far from the mind of any man on this board, stop being coy. :P
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Master of Ossus wrote:
The_Lumberjack wrote:Never had any particularly hot teachers, good looking certainly, really nice people (most of the teachers), although, my old history teacher once told us that she'd caught some 14 yr old masturbating in the back of one of her history classes, which frankly disturbed the hell out of us, and we were sixth formers at the time...

And I have a rather nasty hunch that he sat in the same place as me... ughhh. :(

I think she said that he was trying to impress a girl next to him :shock:
That was the first thing I always did when I was trying to impress the girls next to me in school. :roll: :roll: :roll:

WTF was he thinking?
Since when have hormonal responses (or mastrubation for that matter) required thought? :P
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Zaia wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:I'm rather surprised to see that noone has mentioned "Zaia" yet in this thread :D

Outta sight, outta mind. :D

Gandalf: LOL, good call. :wink:
Well, you aren't a teacher any of us has had.
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My grade 12 physics teacher was nice hot chick although im not sure how old she was. She looked to be in her late 20's though. I used to have some interesting little fantasies about her in class :)
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neoolong wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:I'm rather surprised to see that noone has mentioned "Zaia" yet in this thread :D

Outta sight, outta mind. :D

Gandalf: LOL, good call. :wink:
Well, you aren't a teacher any of us has had.
She's hot, she's a teacher, and she's here. What else is required :P
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I have never had a teacher who even remotely approached good-looking status. Shit luck, I guess.
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AdmiralKanos wrote:I have never had a teacher who even remotely approached good-looking status. Shit luck, I guess.
So I guess this is one thread you can't corrupt into some obscure anal-sex fetish, isnt it? :P
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Connor MacLeod wrote:
neoolong wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Outta sight, outta mind. :D

Gandalf: LOL, good call. :wink:
Well, you aren't a teacher any of us has had.
She's hot, she's a teacher, and she's here. What else is required :P
Hmm. That is a compelling argument.

Ok, she's in. :P
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Connor MacLeod wrote:
AdmiralKanos wrote:I have never had a teacher who even remotely approached good-looking status. Shit luck, I guess.
So I guess this is one thread you can't corrupt into some obscure anal-sex fetish, isnt it? :P
Hey, don't underestimate the man. :P :wink:
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