Hmm, A Case Of Rot It Seems

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Hmm, A Case Of Rot It Seems

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http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993694
Horrific venereal disease strikes African baboons


18:07 02 May 03

NewScientist.com news service

A horrific venereal disease is preying on baboons in eastern Africa. An estimated 200 animals have been infected and scientists are scrambling to identify the mystery microbe that is attacking them.

The disease targets the reproductive organs of the primate. The consequences for male baboons are particularly gruesome, says Elibariki Mtui, of the African Wildlife Foundation in Arusha, Tanzania. "The genitals kind of rot away, then they just drop off," he told New Scientist.

The disease first appeared a month ago and while cases seem to be confined to Lake Manyara National Park in Tanzania, there are fears it will spread from the affected troops of olive baboons to others nearby. "People are really concerned that it could be an epidemic," says Mtui. Wardens at the park confirm that some of the infected males had died.

"If it's sexually transmitted then it could spread," agrees Dee Carey, head veterinarian at the Southwest National Primate Research Centre in San Antonio, Texas. Baboons live in troops of up to 100 animals and although the females stay put within each "family", the males wander between them. But with so little information on the disease, says Carey, it is difficult to evaluate the risks.
Now imagine if it passed over to humans!

It's a legit excuse to fuck anything that moves before the end comes (or not as the case may be).

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:shock: whiskey tango foxtrot, over?
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So bestiality is practiced often in Africa, is it?


Something new to add onto AIDS. Ouch.
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Gah. I hope it never spreads to humans.
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another wonderful disease will spread to humans because some dipshit in Africa fucked a monkey. It's just a matter of time.
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This sounds male only. If so, then a person would have to get screwed by a monkey first. I think.
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Shinova wrote:This sounds male only. If so, then a person would have to get screwed by a monkey first. I think.
I don't know many humans that would do that willingly who don't also deteste Janeway porn.
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This had better *not* spread to humans. The price of virgins will go up...
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It's not just people fucking monkeys. The practice of eating the brains of freshly killed monkeys is also a serious disease-spreader.

That is just horrific. As if there aren't already enough things in this world that can make your dick shrivel up and fall off, like Janeway porn.
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Absolutely horrific.
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Damnit! They said that Baboon Brain Tartar was harmless! Now what'll I do?
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Frank Hipper wrote:Damnit! They said that Baboon Brain Tartar was harmless! Now what'll I do?
Either castrate yourself or drink 5 gallons of Vodka and watch Janeway orgy porn for 10 hours straight!!!!!

On that note...nice to see another reason not to eat monkey brains.

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Can we please stop talking about janeway porn? :?
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