Joining the HAB

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-05-07 08:32pm

i would like to join the HAB as an infantry specialist and also as an american SpecOps specialist

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-05-07 08:36pm

Goto "Usergroups" on the top menu, then scroll down to HAB, and apply.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-05-07 08:39pm

I don't want to be rude, but just read through the stuff in annoucements and most of your questions can be answered.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-05-07 08:40pm

Its not rude dorran, the fact is that the announcement board is the FIRST thing you see when you log on. It says noobs read this first.

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-05-07 08:50pm

I wonder why it seems so difficult to figure this stuff out...

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-05-07 08:53pm

your right i am now going to read the board and not post until them

Oberleutnant · Post by **Oberleutnant** » 2003-05-07 09:08pm

Don't ever join the HAB! You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy anywhere. I heard the people there eat each other and wank at pictures of military hardware...

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-05-07 09:38pm

Oberleutnant wrote:Don't ever join the HAB! You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy anywhere. I heard the people there eat each other and wank at pictures of military hardware...

Actually, we just wank off to pictures of naked chicks wearing WW2
uniforms

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-05-07 09:46pm

MKSheppard wrote:Actually, we just wank off to pictures of naked chicks wearing WW2 uniforms

*smack*

You're not supposed to tell people about that!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-05-07 10:00pm

Actually, we just wank off to pictures of naked chicks wearing WW2 uniforms

...

-brings up google-

-runs search on Soviet hardware-

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-05-07 10:02pm

MKSheppard wrote:
Oberleutnant wrote:Don't ever join the HAB! You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy anywhere. I heard the people there eat each other and wank at pictures of military hardware...
Actually, we just wank off to pictures of naked chicks wearing WW2
uniforms :twisted:

Naked? Wearing Uniforms? Get your priorities straight!

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-05-07 10:03pm

weemadando wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:
Oberleutnant wrote:Don't ever join the HAB! You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy anywhere. I heard the people there eat each other and wank at pictures of military hardware...
Actually, we just wank off to pictures of naked chicks wearing WW2
uniforms
Naked? Wearing Uniforms? Get your priorities straight!

They're naked under the uniforms though.

Starscream · Post by **Starscream** » 2003-05-08 12:34am

HemlockGrey wrote:
Actually, we just wank off to pictures of naked chicks wearing WW2 uniforms
...

-brings up google-

-runs search on Soviet hardware-

Careful about that new age hardware stuff, I heard they arrest people for lookin at that.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-05-08 12:41am

Must...infiltrate...HAB...

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-05-08 12:48am

I dare say our buddy Anget Fisher needs to build up a little reputation for himself (IE a good deal more than his 90-odd posts) before HAB membership becomes likely.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-05-08 12:48am

JediNeophyte wrote:Must...infiltrate...HAB...

*sound of rotors whirling...combat boots hitting ground...a single black-uniform UN Stormtrooper carrying an MP5 and a chainsaw stained with the blood of young calves steps up to the Master...*

"The Order's Elite Black Helicopter Wing ready for takeoff at any time, Master."

*Illuminatus Primus nods, then turns to look at the neophyte from within his dark hood*

Are you sure infiltrating the HAB is a good idea?

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-05-08 12:56am

Illuminatus Primus wrote:
JediNeophyte wrote:Must...infiltrate...HAB...
*sound of rotors whirling...combat boots hitting ground...a single black-uniform UN Stormtrooper carrying an MP5 and a chainsaw stained with the blood of young calves steps up to the Master...*

"The Order's Elite Black Helicopter Wing ready for takeoff at any time, Master."

*Illuminatus Primus nods, then turns to look at the neophyte from within his dark hood*

Are you sure infiltrating the HAB is a good idea?

To discourage infiltration you do something uber-cool, clever.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-05-08 12:56am

Alright, who is spilling the secrets of the great HAB Porn Bunker?

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-05-08 12:58am

Gandalf wrote:
Illuminatus Primus wrote:
JediNeophyte wrote:Must...infiltrate...HAB...
*sound of rotors whirling...combat boots hitting ground...a single black-uniform UN Stormtrooper carrying an MP5 and a chainsaw stained with the blood of young calves steps up to the Master...*

"The Order's Elite Black Helicopter Wing ready for takeoff at any time, Master."

*Illuminatus Primus nods, then turns to look at the neophyte from within his dark hood*

Are you sure infiltrating the HAB is a good idea?
To discourage infiltration you do something uber-cool, clever.

How about blasting them with 30mm HE rounds and then giving whoever is left to Commisaar Sanchez for his torture chambers?

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-05-08 01:00am

Illuminatus Primus wrote:*sound of rotors whirling...combat boots hitting ground...a single black-uniform UN Stormtrooper carrying an MP5 and a chainsaw stained with the blood of young calves steps up to the Master...*

"The Order's Elite Black Helicopter Wing ready for takeoff at any time, Master."

*Illuminatus Primus nods, then turns to look at the neophyte from within his dark hood*

Are you sure infiltrating the HAB is a good idea?

Wait, I know this one... um... Yes, right? That's the right answer?

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-05-08 01:00am

Nathan F wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
Illuminatus Primus wrote: *sound of rotors whirling...combat boots hitting ground...a single black-uniform UN Stormtrooper carrying an MP5 and a chainsaw stained with the blood of young calves steps up to the Master...*

"The Order's Elite Black Helicopter Wing ready for takeoff at any time, Master."

*Illuminatus Primus nods, then turns to look at the neophyte from within his dark hood*

Are you sure infiltrating the HAB is a good idea?
To discourage infiltration you do something uber-cool, clever.
How about blasting them with 30mm HE rounds and then giving whoever is left to Commisaar Sanchez for his torture chambers?

Sounds like a challenge.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-05-08 01:07am

JediNeophyte wrote:Wait, I know this one... um... Yes, right? That's the right answer?

*sound of chainsaws cutting through something meaty...sound of rotors in the background*

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2003-05-08 01:15am

"I am in position. Repeat, I am in position. Targets have been aquired and identified. Do you want this to be efficient or painful, Great Leader?"

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-05-08 01:19am

Hotfoot wrote:"I am in position. Repeat, I am in position. Targets have been aquired and identified. Do you want this to be efficient or painful, Great Leader?"

*Radio buzzes through with a bit of static*

"This is the TFC commander here, I know that I am not the Great Leader, but I think I speak for everyone when I say make the infiltrators suffer."

*Sound of jet is heard overhead, and a distant rattling of a GAU-8 30mm cannon*

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-05-08 01:25am

[Meanwhile, on the infiltrators' computers, the ALL YOUR BASE animation begins to play]