biblical god and wot's shaitan

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biblical god and wot's shaitan

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I had a study hall this afternoon, so I made some comparions.

if you go to meet him and he is displeased, he will kill you horribly.

you swear loyalty for life - trying to escape ends in torture and/or death

you are expected to follow any order, no matter how horrific

he grants great power to the psychpaths who serve him

he uses the weather to attack his foes and, often, his servants, indiscriminately.

genocide is preferred.

slavery is welcome.

he offers immortality as princes to those who serve. . .

and unending torture to those who don't.
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genocide is preferred.

slavery is welcome.

he offers immortality as princes to those who serve. . .

and unending torture to those who don't.
Why did I just think that this would make a good idea for a bad Highlander villain?
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
genocide is preferred.

slavery is welcome.

he offers immortality as princes to those who serve. . .

and unending torture to those who don't.
Why did I just think that this would make a good idea for a bad Highlander villain?
Dude, I think this was a Highlander villain. It kinds of sounds like that guy in one of the episodes that pretended he was a god. Or the guy from Endgame.
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All that's pretty typical evil villian modus operandi. It's not too suprising that they have a lot in common.
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Stormbringer wrote:All that's pretty typical evil villian modus operandi. It's not too suprising that they have a lot in common.
Yep, they apparently all went to the "Vladimir Lenin School Of Malevolence And Ruthlessness."
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neoolong wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
genocide is preferred.

slavery is welcome.

he offers immortality as princes to those who serve. . .

and unending torture to those who don't.
Why did I just think that this would make a good idea for a bad Highlander villain?
Dude, I think this was a Highlander villain. It kinds of sounds like that guy in one of the episodes that pretended he was a god. Or the guy from Endgame.
The Kurgan. :D The original bad guy. (More disgusting than the Terminator)
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