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Samsungs mobile phone for matrix 2 http://www.ocworkbench.com/ocwbcgi/ulti ... =000614;p=

IMO ugliest phone ever looks like a cheap toy..
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

Yeuch....I'll stick with my trusty old 7110.
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Holy fucking Christ doing a Goatsce!

What is that?!

The TOS ST communicators have more curves than that shit.

This is why Nokia should've stayed with them.
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Post by Lord Pounder »

That phone is so ugly it's not funny. I looks like my 1st mobile with a gameboy straped on.

The Nokia 7110 was a much nicer looking phone. I still have it in my drawer minus the sim card.
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I think I just keep my Ericsson T300
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Post by Zaia »

Meh, I wouldn't buy it personally, but it sure is refreshing to see something that doesn't look like every other phone in existence, even if it isn't the most gorgeous thing ever.

And incidentally, the people who posted on that site used such horrific English I am currently poking myself in the eyeball with a spork to rid myself of the memory. I considered buying one of those phones just to spite them. LEARN HOW TO WRITE PROPERLY!!!!!!!
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That phone looks like, with very few cosmetic adjustments, it could participate in an episode of Star Trek as a definitive piece of redshirt weaponry.
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looks a bit like my old braun electric shaver
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Post by EmperorMing »

Modern phone with a 50's influence. I'll stick with my T-2200. At least I can drop it and know it will still work...
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I'll stick with my red and white Nokia-- *picks it up and looks for a model number.................* phone. :roll: :lol: LOL!
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It looks like the original tricorder from ST a bit.
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Post by DPDarkPrimus »

I want one of the phones from the original Matrix, damnit. There's just something about that 'ka-CHAK' they make when they open...
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Damn, it looks like an electric razor.

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Post by Slartibartfast »

Maybe this is a phone that is used outside the Matrix in the FUUUTURE.
That would explain why it looks so shitty.
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Slartibartfast wrote:Maybe this is a phone that is used outside the Matrix in the FUUUTURE.
That would explain why it looks so shitty.
If the machines designed this then they're REALLY asking for an asswhupping.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Slartibartfast wrote:Maybe this is a phone that is used outside the Matrix in the FUUUTURE.
That would explain why it looks so shitty.
If the machines designed this then they're REALLY asking for an asswhupping.
Nah, if this had been designed by the Machines, if would have little tentacles to attack you with when you pick it up... :wink:
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3rd Impact wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Slartibartfast wrote:Maybe this is a phone that is used outside the Matrix in the FUUUTURE.
That would explain why it looks so shitty.
If the machines designed this then they're REALLY asking for an asswhupping.
Nah, if this had been designed by the Machines, if would have little tentacles to attack you with when you pick it up... :wink:
I could go more indepth on that... but I won't.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
3rd Impact wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote: If the machines designed this then they're REALLY asking for an asswhupping.
Nah, if this had been designed by the Machines, if would have little tentacles to attack you with when you pick it up... :wink:
I could go more indepth on that... but I won't.
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