Sex and Love in the Office

[Stravo]

OK, I was discussing with one of my good friends about an escapade I had in my office recently. I started pontificating that I was relatively certain that up to 90% of office workers had sex or came damn close to it (ie Blowjobs, handjobs, cunninglingus, etc) in their office (if they have a private office) or in their workplace in general. She expressed some doubt as she said she never engaged in those activities in the work place.

I think that it is almost impossible NOT to especially if you have a private office and you're working late most nights not to bring someone in and engage in some wicked fun.

So the question is to all you office dwellers, how many of you have had some form of sex in the office? How many of you have had sex in the workplace?

A brief description of the activity and where would certainly spice things up.

[Enforcer Talen]

how many of you need one, a gf, and two, a job.

-raises hand-

[Brother-Captain Gaius]

*Also raises hand*

[EmperorMing]

Too many cameras in my workplace. I don't mind being on film, just not with those clowns...

[aerius]

As a joke on my co-workers, I invited my GF to my work and we went to the storage room and pretended to have sex. We were just making sounds and knocking things around for the complete sound effects, and then we messed up each other's hair and clothing a bit to make it look like we got down & dirty. After a decent amount of time had passed we exited the storage room in each other's arms with silly grins on our faces and then I told funboy to go clean up the mess. He spazed out good, he looked like he was gonna kill me, and me & my GF were trying so hard not to lose it, it was great!

[AdmiralKanos]

I think that it is almost impossible NOT to especially if you have a private office and you're working late most nights not to bring someone in and engage in some wicked fun.

You're a lawyer. Try that in an engineering firm where everybody in the office is a guy.

[BrYaN19kc]

Sure! I do my b/f at work every now and then. It's easy to get away with. And it put him in a very productive work mood!

[Joe]

Nope. Creates too many unfavorable labor efficiency variances, bad for the company.

(sorry, just the 18 hours of studying I put in for my Accounting final last week talking)

[BrYaN19kc]

You're a lawyer. Try that in an engineering firm where everybody in the office is a guy.

Sooooooo, where is the place that you work?????

[Stravo]

I think that it is almost impossible NOT to especially if you have a private office and you're working late most nights not to bring someone in and engage in some wicked fun.

You're a lawyer. Try that in an engineering firm where everybody in the office is a guy.

Well WOng, you could always try and 'experiment'.

Not even secrataries though?? Receptionists? Cleaning Ladies? Damn.

BTW I have NOT done any of these in case anyone is wondering.

[Illuminatus Primus]

*snip*

Blowjob in a conference room at school? Does this count?

[Stravo]

*snip*

Blowjob in a conference room at school? Does this count?

Survey says: I'll accept it!!! Good job. I mean was it a good job?

[InnerBrat]

Hmm...
Having sex in Rob's office would probably draw too many stares...
Unless we did it under the bar, on the (eww!) sticky mats...

[Gil Hamilton]

Neither I or my girlfriend has worked any place that was conducive to the nookie. Did it on the 9th floor of the Art Institute before they turned it into a culinary school, which is close, I guess.

[Captain tycho]

Well, my new building holds alot of private offices, and the only cameras are in the lobby. I've done it several times with my gf in my office, but not with a coworker.(yet..... )

[Rubberanvil]

Stravo do you ever work or you just shagged any female who's remotely attractive at work?

[GonK]

how many of you need one, a gf, and two, a job.

-raises hand-

-raises hand-

Though I should be starting work next month
Still need a gf though...

[Stravo]

Stravo do you ever work or you just shagged any female who's remotely attractive at work?

Now let's get this straight, I do not spend my life shagging in the office, but I have shagged (why the fuck am I using teh word shag? Oh, thanks rubberanvil for sticking that word in my mind ) in the office, it's not an every day or even every week event but it happens enough that I formulated this belief that I was not the only one and the question is not just limited to co-workers, I usually end up bringing GFs or interested parties up to my office for a little fun if I can't get away for a "real" date and you would be surprised the amount of girls that find it a turn on to do it in a guy's office.

I happen to know I am not the only one in my office, but wanted to know if this is as wide spread a phenomenon as I believe it is.

And would you rather work or fuck? I know whoch one I would choose.

[Ghost Rider]

To answer Stravo...I think it obvious, but since my brain is going gooey...screw/Fuck/shag.

For me...Here?

Hell no...taxzes can drain any fun out of anything...my only morale booster is basically surfing the web.

That and no secret/silent areas....though at least I'm the only guy(not that it does much to help given the rest are married and try to get me matchmaker somehow).

Screaming at clients is not an up point.

[Coyote]

Once, many moons ago, as a security guard at a parking lot, my gf stopped by with some lunch and we had a nooner in the car for dessert. Not exactly an office, though. Years later I worked for a copy shop and had some suck-face and feeling-up time with a different gf during night shift...

But that wsn't as bad as the 19-year-old girl that was getting humped by the assistant manager (who was 35) and she got pregnant...

[Stravo]

Coyote's story reminds me of the time I was working at Barnes & Noble many mooons ago and we had a rash of book thefts. The security manager was banging away at one of our receptionists and they always did in in the stock areas (I was guilty of this as well, in fact it was sort of traditional amongst the male employees to 'christen' the stock areas with some hot lovin'.) Anyway, the store manager had some cameras installed in the stock areas to see if they could catch the thief, either the securoty manager forgot or he was never told but they were installed and he went on one of his bangfests back there and the whole thing was caught on tape.

He was forced to leave but I can imagine that tape is floating around in someone's office.

[Kuja]

HAH! Amateurs, all of you! Try grabbing the attnetion of the hottest waitress in the restaurant, a woman four years older than you and who looks like a damn supermodel and banging her brains out in the storage room upstairs, while the only thing seperating you from the boss' office is a thin wall with gaps in it. Then start doing that about twice a week for almost two months.

[RedImperator]

Not at work, but there was the bit with me, my girlfriend at the time, a huge leather swivel chair belonging to the teacher, and an empty classroom...

[Enforcer Talen]

HAH! Amateurs, all of you! Try grabbing the attnetion of the hottest waitress in the restaurant, a woman four years older than you and who looks like a damn supermodel and banging her brains out in the storage room upstairs, while the only thing seperating you from the boss' office is a thin wall with gaps in it. Then start doing that about twice a week for almost two months.

. . . how did you do that?

[Enforcer Talen]

how many of you need one, a gf, and two, a job.

-raises hand-

-raises hand-

Though I should be starting work next month
Still need a gf though...

getting the gf this weekend I think (very good vibes)
still need work over the summer.