So you run into your double from an alternate universe...

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Post by Darth Wong »

To answer the question: of course not, because I'm not gay. I would, however, try to convince Rebecca to take a DP from two of me at the same time.
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Be even better if there were three other mes, one male and two female. :twisted:
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So would it be masturbation?
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What the hell ... NO.
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Starscream wrote:So would it be masturbation?
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Sure. Who'd know exactly what I want better than me? Plus this way I don't have to work my way up to anything unusual, I can just get right to tongueing my asshole while coming into my armpit.

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Post by Embracer Of Darkness »

Yes I would.

That person would know my body perfectly, and I'll assume that they'd know all my turn-on's and fantasies. In which case they could please me as nobody else could.

I'm also not entirely straight, so I see no problem with this.
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Nah.
I want the same thing as myself. It would be too reciprocal, and not nearly mutual enough.
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A female version of me probably
A male version of me NO

However if I did meet my double from an alternative Universe then I can almost guarentee that one of two things would happen;

1. We try to kill each other and any other doubles I meet just to find out if I can become the ONE.

2. The alcohol fueled drug binge achieves some sort of critical mass sucking in all avaliable supplies of Snack food, hard liquor and drugs. Said binge continues untill all avaliable supplies are consumed or critical liver failure occurs.
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My double and I, quickly deducing that at least one of us has crossed a planar/dimensional boundary, begin work to search the multiverse for universes where I am the Chosen One and have really cool superpowers. In the meantime, we repeatedly stop in on universes where my build is the premium in sexiness to keep our morale up. Eventually, a 'posse' of Nitram's roam time/space, dispensing my justice from afar, uniting the multiverse and creating a whole new breed of economic problems.
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SirNitram wrote:My double and I, quickly deducing that at least one of us has crossed a planar/dimensional boundary, begin work to search the multiverse for universes where I am the Chosen One and have really cool superpowers. In the meantime, we repeatedly stop in on universes where my build is the premium in sexiness to keep our morale up. Eventually, a 'posse' of Nitram's roam time/space, dispensing my justice from afar, uniting the multiverse and creating a whole new breed of economic problems.
IOW, spread general chaos. :)
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Darth Servo wrote:
SirNitram wrote:My double and I, quickly deducing that at least one of us has crossed a planar/dimensional boundary, begin work to search the multiverse for universes where I am the Chosen One and have really cool superpowers. In the meantime, we repeatedly stop in on universes where my build is the premium in sexiness to keep our morale up. Eventually, a 'posse' of Nitram's roam time/space, dispensing my justice from afar, uniting the multiverse and creating a whole new breed of economic problems.
IOW, spread general chaos. :)
hey. that sounds cool.
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Darth Servo wrote:
SirNitram wrote:My double and I, quickly deducing that at least one of us has crossed a planar/dimensional boundary, begin work to search the multiverse for universes where I am the Chosen One and have really cool superpowers. In the meantime, we repeatedly stop in on universes where my build is the premium in sexiness to keep our morale up. Eventually, a 'posse' of Nitram's roam time/space, dispensing my justice from afar, uniting the multiverse and creating a whole new breed of economic problems.
IOW, spread general chaos. :)
And pay for my twelve dimensional doom palace.
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SirNitram wrote:
Darth Servo wrote:IOW, spread general chaos. :)
And pay for my twelve dimensional doom palace.
Why would I want to do a stupid thing like that? :P
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SirNitram wrote:My double and I, quickly deducing that at least one of us has crossed a planar/dimensional boundary, begin work to search the multiverse for universes where I am the Chosen One and have really cool superpowers. In the meantime, we repeatedly stop in on universes where my build is the premium in sexiness to keep our morale up. Eventually, a 'posse' of Nitram's roam time/space, dispensing my justice from afar, uniting the multiverse and creating a whole new breed of economic problems.
Bah. You'll all get stuck playing video games and one of you is going to forget to eat for twelve days.
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Hell no! This double will be my equal in everyway. He with think and act the same. The ultimate threat. I'd blow his brains out before he did it to me!
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Darth Servo wrote:
SirNitram wrote:
Darth Servo wrote:IOW, spread general chaos. :)
And pay for my twelve dimensional doom palace.
Why would I want to do a stupid thing like that? :P
Because you get to crash in my twelve dimensional doom palace too.
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SirNitram wrote:
Darth Servo wrote:
SirNitram wrote:And pay for my twelve dimensional doom palace.
Why would I want to do a stupid thing like that? :P
Because you get to crash in my twelve dimensional doom palace too.
I just fear what would happen when SirNit and alternates meets up with myself and My alternates.
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SirNitram wrote:Because you get to crash in my twelve dimensional doom palace too.
Again, why would I want to do a stupid thing like that? :P
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Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Hell no! This double will be my equal in everyway. He with think and act the same. The ultimate threat. I'd blow his brains out before he did it to me!
There go two more people removed from the universe(s)...

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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Well, I'm straight, so I wouldn't have sex with my double. I wouldn't have sex with a female version of me either, for two reasons:

1. It's incest
2. She'd be ugly, if she was the female version of me, as in me with boobs, the female reproductive system, and long hair.
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I'm neither gay nor big on incest.
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Post by Loki »

1. Male me: No, but I wouldn't mind having a threeway with someone else.

2. Female me: No. Even if the female-me was more than just me with long hair and breasts, I have sworn that I will never tap anyone as ugly as I am.
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On the other hand, if he's like me in everyway, he wouldn't try to kill me. But with two of me, I could be in two places at once. Me and I shall conquer the world!
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Post by Grand Admiral Thrawn »

But if I killed him, is it murder, suicide or something else? If we ruled the world, would it be counted as one person? Questions...
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