Just watching insomniac with Dave Attell, one of the places he went had a giant pink dildo with a crucified jesus on it, called it "jackhammer jesus".
how funny is that.
How to piss of Christians (by Dave Attell)
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How to piss of Christians (by Dave Attell)
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I remember seeing that. There was a whole catalogue of Jesus-based sex toys, which was just fucking hilarious. Yes, your girlfriend can get fucked by Jesus tonight! FEEL HIS LOVE!!
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Dave Attell rules. Always has the funniest shit on Insomniac.
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Re: How to piss of Christians (by Dave Attell)
Not funny at all.Darth Fanboy wrote:Just watching insomniac with Dave Attell, one of the places he went had a giant pink dildo with a crucified jesus on it, called it "jackhammer jesus".
how funny is that.
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Reminds me frm a bit from everyones favorite comedy...the exorcist
"Let Jesus fuck you. Let Jesus fuck you!"
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Re: How to piss of Christians (by Dave Attell)
Very, I love that show.Darth Fanboy wrote:
how funny is that.
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Re: How to piss of Christians (by Dave Attell)
Not funny.Darth Fanboy wrote:how funny is that.
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Humor is in the eye of the beholder, my friends. And personally, I think the sex-related RESPONSES("Feel the love of Christ!") are much funnier than the mediocre opening joke, IMHO.
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Why? It doesn't hurt anyone. It's not as if we're going and defacing somebody's church. It would be used entirely in the privacy of consenting adults' bedrooms. And contrary to popular belief, Jesus never publicly expressed any negative attitudes about sex, sexual experimentation, or even sexual perversion. He even made a point of defending a prostitute once. It was PAUL who had the massive sexual hang-ups.Nathan F wrote:But really, guys, is that not just tasteless to you?
I should ask Rebecca if she thinks it's funny.
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Just a wee bit. But not enough to whine about.Nathan F wrote:But really, guys, is that not just tasteless to you?
... Actually, I lie. Maybe I'm going to hell for this, but I think it's kinda cool.
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Hm, lets see.....
*starts to hum, Christian Woman by Type 'O' Negative*
She needs....corpus christe....
*starts to hum, Christian Woman by Type 'O' Negative*
She needs....corpus christe....
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