Women and that time of the month

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-05-09 03:46am

Superman wrote:Well, this is one of the advantages of the hand. The hand is always there when you need it. The hand has never once cheated nor has it looked at another penis. The hand can always be relied upon. The hand is there, my friend.

On the minus side, my hand is all calloused up from weight lifting. The right side of my penis looks like another penis is starting to grow out of it.

Wow, you have no internal monologue, do you? It's like the moment a thought is generated you type it.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-05-09 03:50am

I thought that was my internal monologue.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-05-09 03:51am

OK, I might get lynched by my fellow sisters here, but HAHAHAHAHAHA! I haven't had a period for two years!

But back in the day, it never stopped me and Rob - he just never put his face anywhere near it (which is fair enough).
Hell, I'm not about to let a bit of blood spoil my fun.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-05-09 03:53am

innerbrat, how did you manage that? Are you some sort of super-evolved homo sapien that has mutated past the need for the period? Or do you just never take the sugar pills in your birth control?

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-05-09 03:53am

Darth Wong wrote:What kind of sick joke is fate playing upon me now?

Rebecca tells me that she's horny and wants to get nasty tonight. Good things are about to happen. I'm getting all excited with anticipation. And then, BOOM! That "time of the month" arrives.

AAAARRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Now I have to wait nearly a week! Why must that be necessary? Wouldn't it be nice if women could turn that on and off when they wanted to?

[Nelson]

HA-HA!

[/Nelson]

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-05-09 03:55am

Superman wrote:innerbrat, how did you manage that? Are you some sort of super-evolved homo sapien that has mutated past the need for the period? Or do you just never take the sugar pills in your birth control?

<g>
No, I'm on Depo - had to be taken off the pill as I get stress related migraines.

Sugar pills? Are they for women who can't count to 7?

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-05-09 03:56am

As a matter of fact, they are.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-05-09 05:44am

Iceberg wrote:Women generally don't feel all that sexy when they're on the rag.

You would be surprised. I have been with a few...

The aftermath though...

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-05-09 06:39am

AdmiralKanos wrote:
Darth Fanboy wrote:I dont know why this is such a problem for you, just take your lover by the hand and do it in the butt.
She has more trouble getting in the mood when Aunt Flo is in town. Cramps will do that.

All my sympathy goes out to you then. This is why they invented excercise, batting cages, cold showers, and plastic vaginas I guess.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-05-09 07:10am

*watches Wong climb up the walls in frustration and sit on the ceiling snarling.*

Someone pass me a stick...

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-05-09 07:19am

NecronLord wrote:*watches Wong climb up the walls in frustration and sit on the ceiling snarling.*

Someone pass me a stick...

Lol, with the pent up sexual frustration he'll probably force-TK your arms off. Just a warning.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-05-09 07:35am

Gandalf wrote:Lol, with the pent up sexual frustration he'll probably force-TK your arms off. Just a warning.

I'm a shapeshifting god like being. Arms are replacable. Now where's my stick?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-09 07:57am

on a side note wong, do your spawnlings ever read this forum?

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-05-09 08:33am

My mother, my sister, and my then-girlfriend all had theirs simultaneously one horrible, horrible weekend. I ended up hiding in the basement watching hockey for two days.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-05-09 08:39am

my feelings here are simple. I'll gladly wade in the red river, but i won't drink from it. oh boy, that could be a proverb!

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-05-09 09:25am

innerbrat, I envy you....

I get horny as hell during that time, but intercourse is NOT comfortable then.

And frankly, I wish we didn't have periods to begin with. I so want to get fixed, but unfortunately, that doesn't stop it.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-09 09:34am

It sucks and I tend to avoid stepping out of my room when even one of the girls on my corridor has PMS (I share a corridor with 1 other boy and 5 other girls). If all of them had it at the same time, I would envy the dead.

Guys do get an equivalent of PMS too though, not as bad as what women go through and without the whole bleeding-for-several-days-and-not-dying thing, but monthly there are times when levels of testosterone go down and you may feel less like being horny (no, I never get that either) and less able to be happy or do stuff.

Maybe you could engineer women of the future to turn this nasty thing off if they don't want kids.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-05-09 09:36am

don't they have hormone treatments now that make it so you only get 4 periods a year? i thought they did.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-05-09 10:31am

Artificial manipulation of hormone levels strikes me as an idea with potentially serious long-term side effects. If nothing else, it must put considerable strain on your liver and kidneys, as many steroid-using athletes have discovered to their chagrin over the years.

EDIT: just FYI, the birth-control pill messes up women more than its manufacturer would like you to know. If you actually take a close look at the fine print that comes with the birth control pill, the list of known side-effects is long and disturbing.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-09 10:35am

Messing with metabolic processes and general tinkering with hormones can be dangerous if you have no idea what you're doing, just as bad as a drug overdose, using too much of a hormome or too little can lead to interesting effects.

However, like I said, if we could engineer an ability to switch off menstruation when it isn't needed then problem solved, don't ask me how we could do that though, I'd need to dig up my Cellular Comms. notes and they're at least a metre from me.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-05-09 02:37pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:they're at least a metre from me.

If your place looks anything like mine, that's like going over the top!

Isil`Zha · Post by **Isil`Zha** » 2003-05-09 02:52pm

My g/f has cysts on her ovaries meaning it will be very difficult for her to get pregnant when she wants to - and because of this she doesn't have her "time of month" but once every 6 months....

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2003-05-09 02:53pm

Look on the bright side: when her period is over, the sex will be all that much better, having waited almost a week for it.

Rubberanvil · Post by **Rubberanvil** » 2003-05-09 03:04pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:And frankly, I wish we didn't have periods to begin with. I so want to get fixed, but unfortunately, that doesn't stop it.

From what I've seen and heard that statement is about the only thing most women would agree on.

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-05-09 03:16pm

Women get so shafted when it comes to their genitalia and related processes. Their only bonus would be the multiorgasam thing, but even then I'd doubt that really makes up for the agony, bleeding ect...

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