Which porn star would you have sex with

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-05-09 12:09pm

Vympel wrote:Apparently, I once read in an article (Men's Health or something) that she did a bunch of very successful instructional videos on how to have sex properly. Odd.

Actually, her guide to anal sex helped loosen up Rebecca's inhibitions on the subject. Not odd at all; very helpful in fact.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-09 12:10pm

Darth Wong wrote:That's why I said she was hotter when she was young. As she gets older, her face looks worse. The body is still hot, though.

She must have been MUCH hotter when she was young, then, because that face is nas-tay.

D.W. wrote:Aaagghhh!! Don't ever do that again!

LOL--oh, sorry. *kisses D.W.'s cheek* That man just makes me so hot...

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-05-09 12:14pm

Zaia wrote:D.W., she's got a man-face. Ewwwwww.

As for me, there's no question: Ron Jeremy, baby. Mmmm, what a stud. *purrs*

Hmm, funny, I would have imagined you as a Peter North groupy.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-05-09 12:18pm

Zaia wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:That's why I said she was hotter when she was young. As she gets older, her face looks worse. The body is still hot, though.
She must have been MUCH hotter when she was young, then, because that face is nas-tay.

Hmmm, is that the sound of cats' claws coming out? She had a cute face when she was younger, although she never looked like a model.

D.W. wrote:Aaagghhh!! Don't ever do that again!
LOL--oh, sorry. *kisses D.W.'s cheek* That man just makes me so hot...

Roger Ebert once theorized that Ron Jeremy's popularity is due to men who like to watch his movies and think "if that guy can get hot women, then ..."

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-05-09 12:20pm

Its tempting but i`d say none of them,do you know what you can get from people who have unprotected sex.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-05-09 12:21pm

say what you will about Ron Jeremy, but any man that has the ability to suck his own dick deserves recognition.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-09 12:30pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Zaia wrote:She must have been MUCH hotter when she was young, then, because that face is nas-tay.
Hmmm, is that the sound of cats' claws coming out? She had a cute face when she was younger, although she never looked like a model.

Nah, I keep my claws for people who deserve it. I look at faces first (surprisingly even when there's an ass pointed at me), and to me hers looked like the face of a man in drag. Her body's definitely good, especially considering how old she must be (judging from her face).

D.W. wrote:Roger Ebert once theorized that Ron Jeremy's popularity is due to men who like to watch his movies and think "if that guy can get hot women, then ..."

Exactly so. I guess it's a comfort thing. I must say, though, my favourite type of porn has to be the ones where the skinny, pimply guy gets all the hot chicks. Too funny! They make me laugh. I mean, I'm all for cute nerdy types, but one getting like 13 hot porn chicks?! Riiiiiiight.

Knife: Who's Peter North?

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-05-09 12:36pm

Peter North's Offiical Web Site

The first page seems safe but I didn't check beyond there.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-05-09 12:39pm

Nina Hartley and Peter North are both old-timers. Nina's pushing 40 IIRC, and I'm not sure how old Peter is. But he keeps himself in good shape, he's fairly muscular, and he's famous for having a giant cock and being able to launch remarkably copious amounts of spooge when he ejaculates. He's a bit more popular with the ladies than Ron Jeremy, anyway

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-09 12:41pm

Darth Wong wrote:Nina Hartley and Peter North are both old-timers. Nina's pushing 40 IIRC, and I'm not sure how old Peter is. But he keeps himself in good shape, he's fairly muscular, and he's famous for having a giant cock and being able to launch remarkably copious amounts of spooge when he ejaculates. He's a bit more popular with the ladies than Ron Jeremy, anyway

He sounds like my kinda guy. Yum!

I've always had a special place for guys who could fill a cup with their cum in one go...

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-09 12:43pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:He sounds like my kinda guy. Yum!

I've always had a special place for guys who could fill a cup with their cum in one go...

That special place being your anus, I take it?

Nom · Post by **Nom** » 2003-05-09 12:49pm

Krystal Steel if it has to be a porn star.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-05-09 12:55pm

Zaia wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:He sounds like my kinda guy. Yum!

I've always had a special place for guys who could fill a cup with their cum in one go...
That special place being your anus, I take it?

ROTFLMAO! <chokes on my cheetoes>

damn you Zaia!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-09 01:05pm

Zaia wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:He sounds like my kinda guy. Yum!

I've always had a special place for guys who could fill a cup with their cum in one go...
That special place being your anus, I take it?

Yes. *thinks about it and swoons*

Aaahhhhhh....

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-05-09 01:20pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I've always had a special place for guys who could fill a cup with their cum in one go...

Its just not that, but the fact that he can do it with the cup across the room from him.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-05-09 01:28pm

Darth Wong wrote:I'm not sure how old Peter is. But he keeps himself in good shape, he's fairly muscular, and he's famous for having a giant cock and being able to launch remarkably copious amounts of spooge when he ejaculates. He's a bit more popular with the ladies than Ron Jeremy, anyway

Hmm. I've got a movie with him and he doesn't seem all that old. He's infinitely better-looking than most other male porn stars, especially RJ.

And I'd go with Aria Giovanni. That woman has it all: gorgeous legs, boobs, ass, lips, and skin. Yummmmmm.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-05-09 02:43pm

IG-88E wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:I'm not sure how old Peter is. But he keeps himself in good shape, he's fairly muscular, and he's famous for having a giant cock and being able to launch remarkably copious amounts of spooge when he ejaculates. He's a bit more popular with the ladies than Ron Jeremy, anyway
Hmm. I've got a movie with him and he doesn't seem all that old. He's infinitely better-looking than most other male porn stars, especially RJ.

And I'd go with Aria Giovanni. That woman has it all: gorgeous legs, boobs, ass, lips, and skin. Yummmmmm.

I'd go with her too.

Mmmm.....

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-09 02:46pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I've always had a special place for guys who could fill a cup with their cum in one go...
That special place being your anus, I take it?
ROTFLMAO! <chokes on my cheetoes>

damn you Zaia!

Bwahahahah! Mission accomplished!

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-05-09 02:51pm

IG-88E wrote: And I'd go with Aria Giovanni. That woman has it all: gorgeous legs, boobs, ass, lips, and skin. Yummmmmm.

I remember that picture... I know I'd fuck her.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-05-09 03:45pm

I would personally choose Veronica Zemanova. That woman has the body of a Female super hero. Big tits small waist, nice ass and when she wears latex. DAMN. Too bad she only models though

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-05-09 03:48pm

Zaia wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:That's why I said she was hotter when she was young. As she gets older, her face looks worse. The body is still hot, though.
She must have been MUCH hotter when she was young, then, because that face is nas-tay

I'd have to agree there. Granted, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for spilling crumbs, but I'd much rather have Brianna Banks, Jenna Jameson or Devon.

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-05-09 04:18pm

I keep in mind the immortal words of George Carlin:

"Very rarely does a loose woman have a tight pussy."

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-05-09 08:16pm

Zaia wrote: Nah, I keep my claws for people who deserve it. I look at faces first (surprisingly even when there's an ass pointed at me), and to me hers looked like the face of a man in drag. Her body's definitely good, especially considering how old she must be (judging from her face).

[Austin Powers]

That's no Porn Star, thats a MAN Bay-bee!

[/Austin Powers]

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-09 08:33pm

Connor MacLeod wrote:
Zaia wrote: Nah, I keep my claws for people who deserve it. I look at faces first (surprisingly even when there's an ass pointed at me), and to me hers looked like the face of a man in drag. Her body's definitely good, especially considering how old she must be (judging from her face).
[Austin Powers]

That's no Porn Star, thats a MAN Bay-bee!

[/Austin Powers]

lol, thats so appropriate.

apocolypse · Post by **apocolypse** » 2003-05-09 09:28pm

interesting thing about Peter North, he started off doing gay porn but later switched to straight. Gay friend of mine showed me the box, he's old porn name used to be Dick Ramsey (I think) He tried to deny it though and said that someone had spliced his face onto someone elses body, or sumthin like that...