Lord of the Farce wrote:Joanna Dark seemed pretty bad-ass to me, though she seems less of a "bad-ass" and more of a "lean, fit, killing machine". Still, at the end of her first real mission, while leaping off the roof of a skyscraper into her ride, she spins in mid-air and takes two shot, and scored two kills.
Yes, she and her alien mate rock.
Joanna and "Elvis" the wise-crackin' Human-Culture-phile "Grey" makes quite a pair, don't they.
1. She's a super spy.
2. She's sneaky.
3. She gets in huge gunfights and doesn't have to fix her hair afterward.
4. She's kicked the ass of Magnus Armstrong in a fistfight.
5. She maintains a sense of humor in every circumstance.
6. She puts Lara Croft to shame.
7. She's just so damn cool.
That being said, though, I just don't think you can get any cooler than Kain from Blood Omen 1 and 2. Especially from the second one.
EDIT: JC Denton's certainly a runner-up, though. My favorite quote from him is when his brother is all pissed off if he kills the Colonel in the first mission, and he replies with "I asked him some questions. I didn't like his answers." Delivered in that monotone of his, it was just classic. I couldn't stop laughing.
"I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark." - Muhammad Ali
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That badass Christopher Columbus lookin' fellow you play for one mission in Syndicate Wars. He could run really fast and wore purple, you know who I'm talking about.
I mean, being a human sniper in a world filled with corporate robot assasins and shit, you gotta be hard core.
To what? I'd be happy to provide evidence for any of my suggestions.
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