SLAM Quiz: Who shall raise the Child?

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-05-09 12:17pm

OK, here's a hypothetical SLAM question:

At the nursery, there's a recently born baby who
was dropped off at the hospital one night by the mother,
nobody knows who the parents are, so the baby's
been put up for adoption.

As luck would have it, SDN members fill out the list
of prospective adoptees.

Who makes the cut? Who would be the best parent
to the kid? How would the kid turn out?

Your Options:

1.) Mark "Barking Mad" Sheppard
2.) Michael "Darth" Wong
3.) Damien "Durandal" Sorriesso
4.) Kelly Antilles
5.) Stormbringer
6.) Einhander Snowman
7.) Other (please Specify)

And for those who wonder why I'm choice #1, it's:

A.) A subtle ploy to increase votes for me
B.) Because I wrote this damn post, that's why!

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-05-09 12:20pm

Let's see. I wouldn't trust you or Einhander with a pet snale, never mind a kid.

Mike has 2 kids that are still alive, so at least we know he's not a terrible parent

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-09 12:24pm

Why am I even in the poll!!? I H8 babysitting, much less parenting... Please no one vote for me.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-05-09 12:25pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Why am I even in the poll!!? I H8 babysitting, much less parenting... Please no one vote for me.

*votes for Einy, because I'm in an evil mood today*

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-05-09 12:25pm

Mikw Wong would be my choice. He has a wife, children of his own, a steady job, he's an actual "crown-up" Etc.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-05-09 12:29pm

Anybody here have kids?

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2003-05-09 12:30pm

This is an easy choice. Mike. He has a family and knows what to do. Furthermore he has the right frame of mind. None of the indoctrination or brainwashing bullshit. Mike even took his kids to a church service or sunday school class just to give them a broader grounding on reality. He seems like a fairly well rounded individual who prizes free thought and independence. I can see any kid he raises to come out quite well in the end.

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-05-09 12:32pm

Darth Gojira wrote:Anybody here have kids?

Mike does, I think Stravo does and I think there was a third guy as well, but I've forgotten his name.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-05-09 12:59pm

There are no people standing up to say Mike's a bad parent, and he's got the kids to prove it, plus he's financially responsible, so he'd win by default. Although, Kelly would likely be in the lead running as well.

Frankly, I'd nominate myself just as quickly; I'm in the same professional boat as Mike, but I haven't had kids yet (although it's just around the corner).

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-05-09 01:00pm

Well, Shep's been to jail and is an all-around nut in my opinion, so I wouldn't trust him with a child. I don't think a child would end up, well, right being around Einhander. I'd say Mike, since he has experience with raising children.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-05-09 02:00pm

MKSheppard wrote:
1.) Mark "Barking Mad" Sheppard
2.) Michael "Darth" Wong
3.) Damien "Durandal" Sorriesso
4.) Kelly Antilles
5.) Stormbringer
6.) Einhander Snowman
7.) Other (please Specify)

Why haven't you called him Michael "Yuuzhan" Wong??

Wong... Vong... Yuuzhan Vong... GET IT???

(hides beneath a concrete bunker)

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-05-09 03:03pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Let's see. I wouldn't trust you or Einhander with a pet snale, never mind a kid.

Could be worse, patkelly could be on the list.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-05-09 03:05pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:
Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Let's see. I wouldn't trust you or Einhander with a pet snale, never mind a kid.
Could be worse, patkelly could be on the list.

I would trust that shit with a rock never mind a snail.....unless it gets accelerated to relativistic speeds first....

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-09 03:39pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:
1.) Mark "Barking Mad" Sheppard
2.) Michael "Darth" Wong
3.) Damien "Durandal" Sorriesso
4.) Kelly Antilles
5.) Stormbringer
6.) Einhander Snowman
7.) Other (please Specify)
Why haven't you called him Michael "Yuuzhan" Wong??

Wong... Vong... Yuuzhan Vong... GET IT???

(hides beneath a concrete bunker)

*borrows one of Sea Skimmer's HyStrike Missiles and crushes the bunker like an eggshell under the 400 Megaton onslaught!*

Never insult the Emperor again...

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-05-09 05:03pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:
1.) Mark "Barking Mad" Sheppard
2.) Michael "Darth" Wong
3.) Damien "Durandal" Sorriesso
4.) Kelly Antilles
5.) Stormbringer
6.) Einhander Snowman
7.) Other (please Specify)
Why haven't you called him Michael "Yuuzhan" Wong??

Wong... Vong... Yuuzhan Vong... GET IT???

(hides beneath a concrete bunker)
*borrows one of Sea Skimmer's HyStrike Missiles and crushes the bunker like an eggshell under the 400 Megaton onslaught!*

Never insult the Emperor again...

(My re-animated corpse walks out of the ruins with a white flag in my rotting hand)

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-05-09 05:05pm

400 megatons doesn't leave a corpse, it leaves a crater.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-05-09 05:18pm

Me!, I need a new dark side apprentice...

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-05-09 05:26pm

I wish my were my father. That'd be awesome.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-09 05:42pm

So I don't get listed even though I'm a teacher and a caring person, eh? That's fine, that's fine... I see how it is.

Post by **Coyote** » 2003-05-09 06:02pm

You can be my Sugar Momma, Zaia.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-05-09 06:51pm

Zaia wrote:So I don't get listed even though I'm a teacher and a caring person, eh? That's fine, that's fine... I see how it is.

I forgot all about you!

I don't fight with you on the boards every day, so you tend to fade into
the background radiation of the boards from my POV

Post by **Coyote** » 2003-05-09 06:55pm

Don't listen to him, Zaia, I think of you all the time. It's why there is no whipped cream to be found in my house and I have to deal with these hideous rug burns, but, ohhh, gawd, it's all worth it.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-05-09 07:08pm

Sheppard, just to put to the test some of my theories on how berserk a person you can get at the mentioning of various phrases. "Now class, gun control is a very controversial issue."
*Sheppard Jr leaps from his seat to stab the teacher in the throat with a pen*

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-09 08:14pm

LMAO @ Coyote: Rug burns?!!

Shep, it's ok. I guess it's a good thing that I fade from your memory, since I don't spend my days always arguing with you...? *scratches head* Meh, whatev.

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-05-09 08:34pm

I choose Jegs2 then Mike

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