Which porn star would you have sex with

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Which porn star would you have sex with

Silvia saint
2
6%
Kobi Tai
4
11%
India
1
3%
Jenna Jamson
9
26%
Briana banks
3
9%
Tia bella
0
No votes
Raylene
0
No votes
miko lee
3
9%
other
13
37%
 
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Ok, I am old and married. I don't reconise any of the choises. Where the hell is Christy Cannon and the such?


Funny sidenote: Anyone ever here of the porn star named 'Belladonna. (sp?). Anyhoo she was on some 20/20 or Dateline thing not too long ago. My wife worked with her mom at my wifes work and counted the mom as a really good friend. My wife never told me about the porn star outlet that was in my grasp until after the whole thing was on national TV and the mom had moved out and away from where I am at. :cry:
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Im old like Knife. For me I like the stars before copious amounts of surgery were common.

Christy Canyon
Kristara Barrington ( I think she died )
Hypatia Lee

and a more modern one would be Anabelle Chong
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Christy Canyon is O L D. She has also been retired from her COMEBACK, for some time now.(years)

You might as well ask about Veronica Heart, Seka, Vanessa Del Rio, Erica Boyer, Patty Petite, Traci Lords, Ginger Lynn. Wait a minute! GL is on the comeback!

Chicks in porn have an average career of 2 years, and that is WITH the longtimers factored in. Porn chews up young things. Four years is incredable, and 6 or more is living legend. After that you are an Icon.

There was a point, when film was used, that porn required a minimum level of funding and skill. 35 mm cameras were not cheap or easy to own, or use.
That's when these people began to get the idea that plot and dialog mattered, and you had to go to a theater with sticky floors to have sound with you fucking.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
Hmmmmmm.

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Emperor Chrostas the Crue wrote:Christy Canyon is O L D. She has also been retired from her COMEBACK, for some time now.(years)

You might as well ask about Veronica Heart, Seka, Vanessa Del Rio, Erica Boyer, Patty Petite, Traci Lords, Ginger Lynn. Wait a minute! GL is on the comeback!

Chicks in porn have an average career of 2 years, and that is WITH the longtimers factored in. Porn chews up young things. Four years is incredable, and 6 or more is living legend. After that you are an Icon.

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We know they are old, I think Knife and I just like those women at those times.
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Something in-between that era and the present-day era would be nice. When it comes to porn, I'm tired of giant inflated artificial hooters. I'm disgusted by blatantly misogynistic videos in which "fetishes" like face-slapping and spitting are employed. I'm sick of "gonzo" videos in which they don't even make the slightest attempt to pretend it's anything but a raincoat video for loser guys who haven't seen real pussy in their whole lives.

At the same time, old "classic" porn tried much too hard to be "legitimate". Nobody watches a porn movie for a classy story, and when the ratio of plot to sex screen time goes above 1:5, you have problems. Even modern "couples porn" suffers from the same problem. Sex in porn isn't often portrayed as fun; it's either exhausting or vengeful. It's usually a relief when you see a porn that wasn't very carefully edited and the performers can be seen laughing and enjoying themselves.
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Darth Wong wrote:Something in-between that era and the present-day era would be nice. When it comes to porn, I'm tired of giant inflated artificial hooters. I'm disgusted by blatantly misogynistic videos in which "fetishes" like face-slapping and spitting are employed. I'm sick of "gonzo" videos in which they don't even make the slightest attempt to pretend it's anything but a raincoat video for loser guys who haven't seen real pussy in their whole lives.

At the same time, old "classic" porn tried much too hard to be "legitimate". Nobody watches a porn movie for a classy story, and when the ratio of plot to sex screen time goes above 1:5, you have problems. Even modern "couples porn" suffers from the same problem. Sex in porn isn't often portrayed as fun; it's either exhausting or vengeful. It's usually a relief when you see a porn that wasn't very carefully edited and the performers can be seen laughing and enjoying themselves.
Thats why most of my porn watching revolves around amatuers. Actually, lately most of my porn revolves around jpegs and not movies.
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Bah, bring back such classics as 'Buttman' and 'Buttman in Rio'. I demand at least some entertainment in my porn. And yes, I am sick and tired of 47lbs. tits. Big boobs are nice but god damn, lets at least enjoy the fucking shall we.?!.!? :?
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Emperor Chrostas the Crue wrote:Christy Canyon is O L D. She has also been retired from her COMEBACK, for some time now.(years)

You might as well ask about Veronica Heart, Seka, Vanessa Del Rio, Erica Boyer, Patty Petite, Traci Lords, Ginger Lynn. Wait a minute! GL is on the comeback!

Chicks in porn have an average career of 2 years, and that is WITH the longtimers factored in. Porn chews up young things. Four years is incredable, and 6 or more is living legend. After that you are an Icon.

There was a point, when film was used, that porn required a minimum level of funding and skill. 35 mm cameras were not cheap or easy to own, or use.
That's when these people began to get the idea that plot and dialog mattered, and you had to go to a theater with sticky floors to have sound with you fucking.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

Pffft, have you seen Traci lately? I'd still rent the porn she was in, let alone slong her.
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But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
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I don't like anything other than amateur porn. My ex-roommate was one of those idiotic assholes who likes all that misogynist slap-happy shit. When he moved out, I cleaned out 25 GIGABYTES of Raincoat Porn off my hdd. I get the sneaking suspicion that I still haven't gotten it all...

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Knife wrote:Bah, bring back such classics as 'Buttman' and 'Buttman in Rio'. I demand at least some entertainment in my porn. And yes, I am sick and tired of 47lbs. tits. Big boobs are nice but god damn, lets at least enjoy the fucking shall we.?!.!? :?
And what about the guys who like tiny tits? Jesus Hatfucker Christ Fucking Allah in the ass, NO MORE TRIPLE-Ds! :shock:
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Give me classic 70s gay porn. Those guys knew how to fuck on camera! The Other Side of Aspen is still a high water mark more than 25 years later.
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Darth Wong wrote:I'm disgusted by blatantly misogynistic videos in which "fetishes" like face-slapping and spitting are employed.
Spitting is a fetish??
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Jeff Stryker. :twisted:
When he was young maybe. Billy Brandt or Ion Davidoff now
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Knife wrote:
Zaia wrote:D.W., she's got a man-face. Ewwwwww.


As for me, there's no question: Ron Jeremy, baby. Mmmm, what a stud. *purrs* :twisted:





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Hmm, funny, I would have imagined you as a Peter North groupy.
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Nina Hartley and Peter North are both old-timers. Nina's pushing 40 IIRC, and I'm not sure how old Peter is. But he keeps himself in good shape, he's fairly muscular, and he's famous for having a giant cock and being able to launch remarkably copious amounts of spooge when he ejaculates. He's a bit more popular with the ladies than Ron Jeremy, anyway :)
He sounds like my kinda guy. Yum!

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There are a bunch of old gay pornos with him. He went by Matt Ramsey and they are very high production..for porn. They are by catalina
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Maybe i'm gonna sound boring here, i know i'm likely to get flamed here. But why fuck any of them? They are all well used and you'd not exactly be blazing new terraitory here. I don't fuck arround. And i only have sex if i'm in a relationship. It's called making love for a reason. It's all very well saying you'd do this that and the other but it'd always be in your mind who he/she had been with before you.
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Maybe i'm gonna sound boring here, i know i'm likely to get flamed here. But why fuck any of them?
It's called the "Grass is always greener" syndrome. You can't have a porn star, but you can see them at thier most intimate moments. Therefore, they are attractive. Anyway, just look at Aria Giovanni- I mean, how can you NOT be attracted to her? It's just incredible!

They are all well used and you'd not exactly be blazing new terraitory here. I don't fuck arround.
-shrug- Maybe their experience makes them even more desirable.
And i only have sex if i'm in a relationship. It's called making love for a reason.
I don't particularly want to make love with a pornstar. Hot, wild, loveless sex on the other hand has a great appeal.
It's all very well saying you'd do this that and the other but it'd always be in your mind who he/she had been with before you.
You know what would be on MY mind? The fact that regardless who had been there in the past, I would be the person there NOW.
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Mindless fucking has never held any attraction for me.
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Mindless fucking has never held any attraction for me.
Don't get me wrong- mindless fucking is not the be all and end all in my book, but it still has it's place.
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Aria Giovanni or Miko Lee... though threesome would be best option. :wink:
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Kobe Tai, I love oriental women.
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I picked other for Jenna Haze and Ashley black.... Yowsa.... i like Adriana Sage, and Paisley Addams too. yummy...
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