Which porn star would you have sex with
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Ok, I am old and married. I don't reconise any of the choises. Where the hell is Christy Cannon and the such?
Funny sidenote: Anyone ever here of the porn star named 'Belladonna. (sp?). Anyhoo she was on some 20/20 or Dateline thing not too long ago. My wife worked with her mom at my wifes work and counted the mom as a really good friend. My wife never told me about the porn star outlet that was in my grasp until after the whole thing was on national TV and the mom had moved out and away from where I am at.
Funny sidenote: Anyone ever here of the porn star named 'Belladonna. (sp?). Anyhoo she was on some 20/20 or Dateline thing not too long ago. My wife worked with her mom at my wifes work and counted the mom as a really good friend. My wife never told me about the porn star outlet that was in my grasp until after the whole thing was on national TV and the mom had moved out and away from where I am at.
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
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Christy Canyon is O L D. She has also been retired from her COMEBACK, for some time now.(years)
You might as well ask about Veronica Heart, Seka, Vanessa Del Rio, Erica Boyer, Patty Petite, Traci Lords, Ginger Lynn. Wait a minute! GL is on the comeback!
Chicks in porn have an average career of 2 years, and that is WITH the longtimers factored in. Porn chews up young things. Four years is incredable, and 6 or more is living legend. After that you are an Icon.
There was a point, when film was used, that porn required a minimum level of funding and skill. 35 mm cameras were not cheap or easy to own, or use.
That's when these people began to get the idea that plot and dialog mattered, and you had to go to a theater with sticky floors to have sound with you fucking.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
You might as well ask about Veronica Heart, Seka, Vanessa Del Rio, Erica Boyer, Patty Petite, Traci Lords, Ginger Lynn. Wait a minute! GL is on the comeback!
Chicks in porn have an average career of 2 years, and that is WITH the longtimers factored in. Porn chews up young things. Four years is incredable, and 6 or more is living legend. After that you are an Icon.
There was a point, when film was used, that porn required a minimum level of funding and skill. 35 mm cameras were not cheap or easy to own, or use.
That's when these people began to get the idea that plot and dialog mattered, and you had to go to a theater with sticky floors to have sound with you fucking.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
Hmmmmmm.
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We know they are old, I think Knife and I just like those women at those times.Emperor Chrostas the Crue wrote:Christy Canyon is O L D. She has also been retired from her COMEBACK, for some time now.(years)
You might as well ask about Veronica Heart, Seka, Vanessa Del Rio, Erica Boyer, Patty Petite, Traci Lords, Ginger Lynn. Wait a minute! GL is on the comeback!
Chicks in porn have an average career of 2 years, and that is WITH the longtimers factored in. Porn chews up young things. Four years is incredable, and 6 or more is living legend. After that you are an Icon.
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Something in-between that era and the present-day era would be nice. When it comes to porn, I'm tired of giant inflated artificial hooters. I'm disgusted by blatantly misogynistic videos in which "fetishes" like face-slapping and spitting are employed. I'm sick of "gonzo" videos in which they don't even make the slightest attempt to pretend it's anything but a raincoat video for loser guys who haven't seen real pussy in their whole lives.
At the same time, old "classic" porn tried much too hard to be "legitimate". Nobody watches a porn movie for a classy story, and when the ratio of plot to sex screen time goes above 1:5, you have problems. Even modern "couples porn" suffers from the same problem. Sex in porn isn't often portrayed as fun; it's either exhausting or vengeful. It's usually a relief when you see a porn that wasn't very carefully edited and the performers can be seen laughing and enjoying themselves.
At the same time, old "classic" porn tried much too hard to be "legitimate". Nobody watches a porn movie for a classy story, and when the ratio of plot to sex screen time goes above 1:5, you have problems. Even modern "couples porn" suffers from the same problem. Sex in porn isn't often portrayed as fun; it's either exhausting or vengeful. It's usually a relief when you see a porn that wasn't very carefully edited and the performers can be seen laughing and enjoying themselves.
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Thats why most of my porn watching revolves around amatuers. Actually, lately most of my porn revolves around jpegs and not movies.Darth Wong wrote:Something in-between that era and the present-day era would be nice. When it comes to porn, I'm tired of giant inflated artificial hooters. I'm disgusted by blatantly misogynistic videos in which "fetishes" like face-slapping and spitting are employed. I'm sick of "gonzo" videos in which they don't even make the slightest attempt to pretend it's anything but a raincoat video for loser guys who haven't seen real pussy in their whole lives.
At the same time, old "classic" porn tried much too hard to be "legitimate". Nobody watches a porn movie for a classy story, and when the ratio of plot to sex screen time goes above 1:5, you have problems. Even modern "couples porn" suffers from the same problem. Sex in porn isn't often portrayed as fun; it's either exhausting or vengeful. It's usually a relief when you see a porn that wasn't very carefully edited and the performers can be seen laughing and enjoying themselves.
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Bah, bring back such classics as 'Buttman' and 'Buttman in Rio'. I demand at least some entertainment in my porn. And yes, I am sick and tired of 47lbs. tits. Big boobs are nice but god damn, lets at least enjoy the fucking shall we.?!.!?
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
Emperor Chrostas the Crue wrote:Christy Canyon is O L D. She has also been retired from her COMEBACK, for some time now.(years)
You might as well ask about Veronica Heart, Seka, Vanessa Del Rio, Erica Boyer, Patty Petite, Traci Lords, Ginger Lynn. Wait a minute! GL is on the comeback!
Chicks in porn have an average career of 2 years, and that is WITH the longtimers factored in. Porn chews up young things. Four years is incredable, and 6 or more is living legend. After that you are an Icon.
There was a point, when film was used, that porn required a minimum level of funding and skill. 35 mm cameras were not cheap or easy to own, or use.
That's when these people began to get the idea that plot and dialog mattered, and you had to go to a theater with sticky floors to have sound with you fucking.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
Pffft, have you seen Traci lately? I'd still rent the porn she was in, let alone slong her.
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
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And what about the guys who like tiny tits? Jesus Hatfucker Christ Fucking Allah in the ass, NO MORE TRIPLE-Ds!Knife wrote:Bah, bring back such classics as 'Buttman' and 'Buttman in Rio'. I demand at least some entertainment in my porn. And yes, I am sick and tired of 47lbs. tits. Big boobs are nice but god damn, lets at least enjoy the fucking shall we.?!.!?
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When he was young maybe. Billy Brandt or Ion Davidoff nowEinhander Sn0m4n wrote:Jeff Stryker.
For I dipt into the future, far as human eye could see,
Saw the Vision of the world, and all the wonder that would be;
Saw the heavens fill with commerce, argosies of magic sails,
Pilots of the purple twilight dropping down with costly bales;
Heard the heavens fill with shouting, and there rain'd a ghastly dew
From the nations' airy navies grappling in the central blue;
Saw the Vision of the world, and all the wonder that would be;
Saw the heavens fill with commerce, argosies of magic sails,
Pilots of the purple twilight dropping down with costly bales;
Heard the heavens fill with shouting, and there rain'd a ghastly dew
From the nations' airy navies grappling in the central blue;
He was cuter when he was Matt RamseyKnife wrote:Hmm, funny, I would have imagined you as a Peter North groupy.Zaia wrote:D.W., she's got a man-face. Ewwwwww.
As for me, there's no question: Ron Jeremy, baby. Mmmm, what a stud. *purrs*
For I dipt into the future, far as human eye could see,
Saw the Vision of the world, and all the wonder that would be;
Saw the heavens fill with commerce, argosies of magic sails,
Pilots of the purple twilight dropping down with costly bales;
Heard the heavens fill with shouting, and there rain'd a ghastly dew
From the nations' airy navies grappling in the central blue;
Saw the Vision of the world, and all the wonder that would be;
Saw the heavens fill with commerce, argosies of magic sails,
Pilots of the purple twilight dropping down with costly bales;
Heard the heavens fill with shouting, and there rain'd a ghastly dew
From the nations' airy navies grappling in the central blue;
There are a bunch of old gay pornos with him. He went by Matt Ramsey and they are very high production..for porn. They are by catalinaEinhander Sn0m4n wrote:He sounds like my kinda guy. Yum!Darth Wong wrote:Nina Hartley and Peter North are both old-timers. Nina's pushing 40 IIRC, and I'm not sure how old Peter is. But he keeps himself in good shape, he's fairly muscular, and he's famous for having a giant cock and being able to launch remarkably copious amounts of spooge when he ejaculates. He's a bit more popular with the ladies than Ron Jeremy, anyway
I've always had a special place for guys who could fill a cup with their cum in one go...
For I dipt into the future, far as human eye could see,
Saw the Vision of the world, and all the wonder that would be;
Saw the heavens fill with commerce, argosies of magic sails,
Pilots of the purple twilight dropping down with costly bales;
Heard the heavens fill with shouting, and there rain'd a ghastly dew
From the nations' airy navies grappling in the central blue;
Saw the Vision of the world, and all the wonder that would be;
Saw the heavens fill with commerce, argosies of magic sails,
Pilots of the purple twilight dropping down with costly bales;
Heard the heavens fill with shouting, and there rain'd a ghastly dew
From the nations' airy navies grappling in the central blue;
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Maybe i'm gonna sound boring here, i know i'm likely to get flamed here. But why fuck any of them? They are all well used and you'd not exactly be blazing new terraitory here. I don't fuck arround. And i only have sex if i'm in a relationship. It's called making love for a reason. It's all very well saying you'd do this that and the other but it'd always be in your mind who he/she had been with before you.
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It's called the "Grass is always greener" syndrome. You can't have a porn star, but you can see them at thier most intimate moments. Therefore, they are attractive. Anyway, just look at Aria Giovanni- I mean, how can you NOT be attracted to her? It's just incredible!Maybe i'm gonna sound boring here, i know i'm likely to get flamed here. But why fuck any of them?
-shrug- Maybe their experience makes them even more desirable.They are all well used and you'd not exactly be blazing new terraitory here. I don't fuck arround.
I don't particularly want to make love with a pornstar. Hot, wild, loveless sex on the other hand has a great appeal.And i only have sex if i'm in a relationship. It's called making love for a reason.
You know what would be on MY mind? The fact that regardless who had been there in the past, I would be the person there NOW.It's all very well saying you'd do this that and the other but it'd always be in your mind who he/she had been with before you.
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