SLAM Quiz: Who shall raise the Child?

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-05-09 09:47pm

Coyote wrote:Don't listen to him, Zaia, I think of you all the time. It's why there is no whipped cream to be found in my house and I have to deal with these hideous rug burns, but, ohhh, gawd, it's all worth it.

"They never heal carpet burns do they? Both cheeks man - she nearly wore them down to the bone..."

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-10 12:52am

kojikun wrote:I wish my were my father. That'd be awesome.

Umm dare I ask why?

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-05-10 01:45am

Cause then my father would be a veritable god and would kick ass at so many cool things. that, and mikes just awesome.

btw, you seem to be pretty popular as a father. haha

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-05-10 01:53am

I nominate myself. I could use a good apprentice.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-10 01:56am

kojikun wrote:Cause then my father would be a veritable god and would kick ass at so many cool things. that, and mikes just awesome.

btw, you seem to be pretty popular as a father. haha

Oh ok.

Yeah, because Shep voted for me, the daffy idiot.

Oh well, I think I'll kill him in a TGOD later. Right now it's munchie time!

MMMMM Egg Rolls! :CHOMP! CHOMP!!:

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-05-10 02:14am

Ein, you can be my honorary father.

Daddy! ::glomp::

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-05-10 02:19am

"Glomp?"

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-05-10 02:25am

UltraViolence83 wrote:"Glomp?"

Basically a huge grabbing hug that essential latches onto the person.

I've been glomped at anime cons...much to my dismay(at least it was by a semi attractive girl)

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-10 03:05am

kojikun wrote:Ein, you can be my honorary father.

Daddy! ::glomp::

Eep!!

I swear if you come to Nawlins. The things I'll be doing to you...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-10 05:41pm

Well this thread died quick...

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-05-10 09:16pm

glomps are tackle-huggles.

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: Eep!!

I swear if you come to Nawlins. The things I'll be doing to you...

Should I fear?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-10 11:52pm

kojikun wrote:glomps are tackle-huggles.

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: Eep!!

I swear if you come to Nawlins. The things I'll be doing to you...
Should I fear?

No.

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2003-05-11 12:05am

I voted for Mike.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-05-11 12:44am

Good boy. Mike is by far the best of those choices.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-05-11 12:58am

Me. I need a super genius apprentice to help me rule the world and an heir to the world. Muwhahaha. That and I'd force him to learn chess at age two so he can win millions of dollars in the purses of yearly tournaments. Either plan works.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-05-11 03:08am

I was going to give him Machevelli's "The Prince" and Clauswitz, and Sun Tzu to read, and really scare the teachers at show and tell/ first book reports.

*Ok Nick, what do you have to show*
*This is the Ion cannon sattiltie that I have targeted on the teacher's parking lot....*

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-11 03:21am

I voted for Wong, but otherwise I might have said Durandal.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-11 03:24am

I am *glad* no one put me in there.. I am a very caring person, and I hope to be a music teacher eventually, but I *despise* taking care of kids in the same household as myself.

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2003-05-11 03:55am

I voted for Einey, but only because I'm a terrible person.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-05-11 03:57am

How come I'm not on this list? Just because I'd feed it cake mix and teach it blackjack--and I have no job and I drink too much--doesn't mean I wouldn't be a good parent, as compared dead hippies or wolves

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-11 09:27pm

Sriad wrote:I voted for Einey, but only because I'm a terrible person.

GRRR!!

The only thing stopping me from Railing you is that you're cute...

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-05-12 04:46am

I can't believe that Durandal got no votes, while Shep got some. I mean, Shep's cool, even if he's pretty fucking insane. I'd hang out with him. But I wouldn't give him a baby (or even a cat).

Durandal's on the level, though.

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-05-12 06:30am

Robert Treder wrote:I can't believe that Durandal got no votes, while Shep got some. I mean, Shep's cool, even if he's pretty fucking insane. I'd hang out with him. But I wouldn't give him a baby (or even a cat).

Durandal's on the level, though.

Shep seems to be doing fairly well with Christina. Cats aren't too much different from ferrets, so I think I'd trust him with one.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-05-12 07:45am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:Why haven't you called him Michael "Yuuzhan" Wong??

Wong... Vong... Yuuzhan Vong... GET IT???

(hides beneath a concrete bunker)

This reminds me of my early days in ASVS

It was an honest misstake.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-12 07:56am

Robert Treder wrote:I can't believe that Durandal got no votes, while Shep got some. I mean, Shep's cool, even if he's pretty fucking insane. I'd hang out with him. But I wouldn't give him a baby (or even a cat).

Durandal's on the level, though.

As am I surprised by this. As I said, if Wong weren't a choice, I would have voted for Dur..

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