The fuzz...

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-05-09 04:16am

Got a couple of police in the cafe at the moment, been sitting around having coffees for the past 30 minutes and were just joined by some more.

My questions:

1) Do Tassie police do anything?

2) Just how long a freakin' break do you get?

Though, admittedly, stocking up on caffeine and sugar before a friday night shift isn't a bad idea.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-05-09 04:18am

Ok, as much as I like cops, I have to rant about law enforcement. Why do these damn cops have to treat law enforcement as a big fund raiser? They go out, see how many people they can hit in the wallet and then call it a night. And in between, they get hyped up on caffeine and powdered donuts...

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-05-09 04:28am

Superman wrote:Ok, as much as I like cops, I have to rant about law enforcement. Why do these damn cops have to treat law enforcement as a big fund raiser? They go out, see how many people they can hit in the wallet and then call it a night. And in between, they get hyped up on caffeine and powdered donuts...

Actually I don't have a problem with the police fining people. And I don't have a problem with speed and redlight cameras (glares at Shep), if you're breaking the law, then does it matter how you get caught?

As for the powdered donuts, they aren't big here. The police drink coffee then when it gets late they'll usually get a curry or similarly bad asian or italian.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-05-09 04:41am

Speaking as the son of a retired New York City Housing cop, I can honestly say that donuts are not the only thing you're gonna eat and fining someone is the least of your worries. We're talking about trips to the South Carolina Kitchen after a long day of calls involving women who have demons in their sinks

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-05-10 03:09am

They're back again, a new group this time. Though now they're playing pool and shooting hoops in the back room...

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-05-10 03:43am

Its called 12/16-hour shifts on weekends, most cops do it, and will generally take a hour or so break somewhere in there to decompress for a bit.
Believe me , they often need it.

A friend of mine is an Indiana State Trooper, he's got stories that would grey your hair and shit yourself. Tickets and speeders are the LAST of their worries compared to Hells Angles, The Outlaws(nasty local bikers), coke/heroin runners, and meth freaks who are so high they can take three .357 JHP rounds and not even slow down(true story).

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-05-10 03:46am

Sokar wrote:Its called 12/16-hour shifts on weekends, most cops do it, and will generally take a hour or so break somewhere in there to decompress for a bit.
Believe me , they often need it.

A friend of mine is an Indiana State Trooper, he's got stories that would grey your hair and shit yourself. Tickets and speeders are the LAST of their worries compared to Hells Angles, The Outlaws(nasty local bikers), coke/heroin runners, and meth freaks who are so high they can take three .357 JHP rounds and not even slow down(true story).

I'm well aware of all this, but they seem to be hanging out a lot more recently.

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-05-10 04:27am

Maybe your place just gives off a "cop friendly' vibe, in my book this is not a thing to be distressed about. The local police loved to come by the Pizza Hut I worked at to get their lunches and the night shifters would roll by about a half hour before closing(2am on weekends) to get a pizza or two.(the 20% Cop Discount didnt scare them off one bit eiether) Always made me comfy to have three or four armed officers in the dining room while I counted down my night cash drops and closed up shop

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-05-10 05:38am

Half the crowd i run with is scared shitless of cops. Basically because they're doing stuff too 'unlegal' for their own good. The other half ... well they're clean as a whistle, so when im with them and i see police nearby i still have second thoughts about them. Although its never a concern on their mind. Its been my experiance that some cops have nothing better to do with their time, so they find some way of entertaining themselves... weither it be hanging out in your cafe, or fucking with friends of mine .... heh... good times

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-05-10 07:28am

Maybe its because Lancaster is a wholly student town, but the police here are far more active than they were in Newcastle (which, although it is a 2 university town, is just plain bigger, so you dont see as many police on the beat or patrolling in cars). You stroll round Newcastle at night, and you'll be lucky to see 2 police cars all night, you wander round Lancaster and you see 3 or 4 in an hour...

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-10 03:08pm

The_Lumberjack wrote:Maybe its because Lancaster is a wholly student town, but the police here are far more active than they were in Newcastle (which, although it is a 2 university town, is just plain bigger, so you dont see as many police on the beat or patrolling in cars). You stroll round Newcastle at night, and you'll be lucky to see 2 police cars all night, you wander round Lancaster and you see 3 or 4 in an hour...

That's because they're tracking you, I know what you're upto.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-05-10 03:12pm

Curses! Alright chaps, lets get this lot cleared away, looks like we've been rumbled...

*hides massed legions of Moose Rebellion troops under bed, locks Sir David Attenborough in cupboard, sits on Michael Parkinson and sweeps dead Lobsters out of window*

*Whistles innocently*

Hmmm? What can I do for you, officers?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-10 03:14pm

Return those popular TV presenters at once!

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-05-10 03:15pm

Over here in Belfast the Police can't do things like go to coffee shops. If they're on a break they better get back to the station. PSNI officers are still considered ligitimate targets and the cease-fire is nothing but a joke now. If the provies knew there was a room full of cops the place would be bombed to fuck. Also the Police get a less than friendly reception from the public due to them being piggy-in-the-middle of the Peace Process.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-05-10 03:17pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Return those popular TV presenters at once!

Never! I have a large arsenal of fresh fruit at my disposal, along with a tiger, a 16 ton weight, and a letter from Monty Python's lawyers and I'm not to afraid to use them!