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Now it still begs to question, am I the freaky Colin Wilson "Ritual in the Dark" Jack, the Malcom McDowell "Jack", or the real "Jack"?
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Vlad, The Impaler!!!

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Vlad, Hoody-Hoo!
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I'm Vlad! There can only be one! :evil: :evil:

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You are Jack the Ripper. Yours were some of the most brutal murders recorded in history--yet your case is still to this day unsolved. You came from out of the fog, killed violently and quickly and disappeared without a trace. Then for no apparent reason, you satisfy your blood lust with ever-increasing ferocity, culminating in the near destruction of your final victim, and then you vanish from the scene forever. The perfect ingredients for the perennial thriller. You are quite the mysteriously demented?
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You are Vlad the Impaler. The man behind the legend of Dracula. You hanged your victims, stretched them on the rack, burned them at the stake, boiled them alive, but mostly impaled them. Most of your killings were politically targeted but sometimes you killed just because you were bored. Your "reign of terror" lasted from 1456 to 1462. Estimated numbers of victims vary between 30,000 and more than 100,000.
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I already am an infam- er, I mean, I got Jack the Ripper. Yeah.
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Marquis de Sade
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You are Jack the Ripper. Yours were some of the most brutal murders recorded in history--yet your case is still to this day unsolved. You came from out of the fog, killed violently and quickly and disappeared without a trace. Then for no apparent reason, you satisfy your blood lust with ever-increasing ferocity, culminating in the near destruction of your final victim, and then you vanish from the scene forever. The perfect ingredients for the perennial thriller. You are quite the mysteriously demented?


Interesting...
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I got Vlad...ah well immortalized in video games, movies and books...
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You are Vlad the Impaler. The man behind the legend of Dracula. You hanged your victims, stretched them on the rack, burned them at the stake, boiled them alive, but mostly impaled them. Most of your killings were politically targeted but sometimes you killed just because you were bored. Your "reign of terror" lasted from 1456 to 1462. Estimated numbers of victims vary between 30,000 and more than 100,000. Evil Evil man. Fie on you!
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Marquis de Sade. :D :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:This has to be the third online quiz I took today.
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Crazy Ivan wrote:
You are Elizabeth Bathory. (The bloodcountess) Legend tells us that you, this very rich, beautiful and high born woman tortured and murdered some 650 young women and bathed in their warm blood to keep yourself beautiful. In some stories, it is said you have drank thier blood as well. You were a sexual sadist on a grand scale. Ah vanity is your downfall. For shame!

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xtreme wrote:I'm Vlad! There can only be one! :evil: :evil:

*Takes a chainsaw and starts cutting the heads of the imposters*

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... Buck Buck Buckawwww!!!!!!!!
*A impaledoken comes from out of nowhere and impales xtreme on a steak. Cyran steps out of a portal and casts fire 2 on the body, watches it burn for awhile and then gets some marshmellows.*

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Vlad the Impaler
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Marquis de Sade. Sex is good.
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He did the guy in charge of the Thuggee get into the poll, and who was Mary Bell anyways...
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Captain_Cyran wrote:<snip>
*A impaledoken comes from out of nowhere and impales xtreme on a steak. Cyran steps out of a portal and casts fire 2 on the body, watches it burn for awhile and then gets some marshmellows.*

Don't fuck with the psycho BM vampire.

*From xtreme's ass a new body came out. He then takes the now cooked "steak" and eats it. Once finished, he wipes his hands and with a hand gesture the ground on which Captain_Cyran stood on began to glow and shake. And then with out notice, huge spikes shoots out of the ground, impaling him multiple times. Xtreme then summoned a murder of crows to then devour Cyran.*
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Captain_Cyran wrote:*A impaledoken comes from out of nowhere and impales xtreme on a steak. Cyran steps out of a portal and casts fire 2 on the body, watches it burn for awhile and then gets some marshmellows.*

Don't fuck with the psycho BM vampire.
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You are the Marquis Da Sade. Even stripped of exaggerations, Your real life was as dramatic and as tragic as a cautionary tale. Born to an ancient and noble house, you were married (against your wishes) to a middle-class heiress for money, caused scandals with prostitutes and with your sister-in-law, thus enraging your mother-in-law, who had you imprisoned under a lettre de cachet for 14 years until the Revolution freed you. Amphibian, protean, charming, you became a Revolutionary, miraculously escaping the guillotine during the Terror, only to be arrested later for publishing your erotic novels. You spent your final 12 years in the insane asylum at Charenton, where you caused another scandal by directing plays using inmates and professional actors. You died there in 1814, virtually in the arms of your teenage mistress. You are a revolutionary deviant. I applaud you.
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xtreme wrote: *From xtreme's ass a new body came out. He then takes the now cooked "steak" and eats it. Once finished, he wipes his hands and with a hand gesture the ground on which Captain_Cyran stood on began to glow and shake. And then with out notice, huge spikes shoots out of the ground, impaling him multiple times. Xtreme then summoned a murder of crows to then devour Cyran.*
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