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Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2003-05-11 05:04pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Shroom Man 777 wrote:
...STOP POKING ME!!!
Very well, SAC flight Juliet Firebird has release, bombs away.

Damn you, you miserable commie skinny assed dark templar coward geek who wears only a loin cloth!!!!!

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-05-11 05:08pm

Shroom Man 777 wrote:
Damn you, you miserable commie skinny assed dark templar coward geek who wears only a loin cloth!!!!!

You have insulted THE GREAT LEADER of the mighty HAB. GUARDS SEIZE THE SUSPECTED FANWHORE!

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-11 05:10pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Shroom Man 777 wrote:
Damn you, you miserable commie skinny assed dark templar coward geek who wears only a loin cloth!!!!!
You have insulted THE GREAT LEADER of the mighty HAB. GUARDS SEIZE THE SUSPECTED FANWHORE!

Oh, boy..

I FUCKING TOLD YOU IT'D ONLY CREATE MORE POKING!!! Gah,I HATE it when people don't listen.. ESPECIALLY when it's for their own good...

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-05-11 05:15pm

*Allocates one Grid-fire Poke! to the n00b.*

Welcome to SD.net.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-05-11 05:26pm

verilon wrote:
Oh, boy..

I FUCKING TOLD YOU IT'D ONLY CREATE MORE POKING!!! Gah,I HATE it when people don't listen.. ESPECIALLY when it's for their own good...

It's far too late for that.

*Shroom Man is hauled off into the depths of a HAB prison. Here railway spikes are poked into his shoulders, hips and knees with sledgehammers before the wires are attached and he is left in a state of constant pain from the electrical pulses.*

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-11 05:53pm

Shroom Man 777 wrote:...STOP POKING ME!!!

Oy... This is gonna be messy!

*calls his Camaro to land nearby for a quick getaway and his Battlefleet into orbit above, then whips out his Railgun and lets the N00b have it!!!

<(BZAPP!!!)>

{SPLAT!!}

*Sn0 laughs with glee as the Depleted-Uranium Rail Slug hits flesh at Mach 8. The massive hydroshock, the flash-vaporization, the violent stripping of flesh from bone, bone immediately shattering into tiny razor-sharp shards and getting propelled throughout his body at half the slug's speed instantly severs Shroom Man 777's body at the waist and flays it into a rapidly-expanding cloud of chunky gibs, jagged ribbons of cooked meat, and crimson salsa...*

*Then Sn0 hops into his Space Camaro and rips the sky open with fire on his way to space*

*A few minutes later, on his ship's bridge*

Commence Primary Ignition...

*The Imperium Superlaser Command Ship Quake III and its slave-rigged remote-control escort fleet of twenty Eclipse Super Stardestroyers, Twenty Executor SSDs, eighty Allegiance Heavy Star Destroyers, and two hundred Imperial Star Destroyers, all painted Blood Red with a Quake Sigil inscribed in Burning Fire on their dorsal and ventral surfaces, open fire with their Superlasers and Heavy Turbolasers, reenacting the Alderaan-vs-Death Star scene once more...*

I call that the Imperial Smackdown Poke, Quake Master Style!

Pics of the ships:

Imperium

Eclipse

Executor

Allegiance

Imperial

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2003-05-11 06:18pm

...WOW..... you guys are psychotic......

BTW, what is up with this poking thing?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-11 06:20pm

Shroom Man 777 wrote:...WOW..... you guys are psychotic......

BTW, what is up with this poking thing?

Thank you!!!

*kisses Shroomy full-on the lips (with tongue too!) then gets in the Space Camaro and hits Hyperspace!*

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-05-11 07:09pm

Shroom Man 777 wrote:...WOW..... you guys are psychotic......

BTW, what is up with this poking thing?

It's a newbie hazing ritual, from the Spacebattles forums.

And, I agree, we should stop poking you.

ONTO THE THWAPPING!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-05-11 07:20pm

verilon wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:
verilon wrote:[steals all Cyran's anti-verilonitis serums and bites Cyran] Don't piss off hte WoT fanboy, damnit!
This won't end well for the population of SDNet...

*Quickly goes to make up a new batch of anti-verilonitis to combat the coming epidemic.*
[holds Cyran back by biting him in the neck and holding him there] One of the reasons I'm called a vampire is because of my.. er.. fangs, by the way...

*Runs around, slamming into walls screaming* GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!! Cyran eventually runs into Shroom and Verilon falls off, attaching now to the n00b.*

Damned verilonitis...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-11 07:26pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
verilon wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote: This won't end well for the population of SDNet...

*Quickly goes to make up a new batch of anti-verilonitis to combat the coming epidemic.*
[holds Cyran back by biting him in the neck and holding him there] One of the reasons I'm called a vampire is because of my.. er.. fangs, by the way...
*Runs around, slamming into walls screaming* GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!! Cyran eventually runs into Shroom and Verilon falls off, attaching now to the n00b.*

Damned verilonitis...

LMAO@Cyran!!!

Vampire!!??!

*offers himself to be bitten by verilon*

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-05-11 08:11pm

Now I am a Vampiric BM...how bloody kick ass is that?

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-05-11 08:54pm

Welcome N00b

*****POKE*****

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-05-11 09:17pm

Poke!

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-05-11 09:27pm

Greetings.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-12 08:21am

Captain_Cyran wrote:Now I am a Vampiric BM...how bloody kick ass is that?

[thwapthwap]

And Ein.. I am fairly sure I've bitten you before. And among the reasons for me being called a vampire.. well, I will leave that to your imagination, though that might get out of hand...

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-12 02:14pm

Shroom Man 777, it is very nice to make your acquaintance. I'm Zaia. Welcome, and don't mind the violence; they're a lot sweeter once you get to know them better.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-05-12 02:17pm

Zaia wrote:Shroom Man 777, it is very nice to make your acquaintance. I'm Zaia. Welcome, and don't mind the violence; they're a lot sweeter once you get to know them better.

*an assassin droid carrying several corpses is seen sneaking about in the background*

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-05-12 02:24pm

hello shroom man i would give you a BDP (base delta poke) but i am not that far from a noob welcome to SD.net and join the secret gnome revolution aka SEGNOR

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-12 02:26pm

IG-88E wrote:
Zaia wrote:Shroom Man 777, it is very nice to make your acquaintance. I'm Zaia. Welcome, and don't mind the violence; they're a lot sweeter once you get to know them better.
*an assassin droid carrying several corpses is seen sneaking about in the background*

LOL

*turns around to whisper-shout to Iggy* Hey! Be a bit more inconspicuous with those, would you please?

*turns back around to face Shroomy with a sickeningly sweet look* Now, then, where were we?

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-05-12 02:27pm

Zaia wrote:Shroom Man 777, it is very nice to make your acquaintance. I'm Zaia. Welcome, and don't mind the violence; they're a lot sweeter once you get to know them better.

Yeah, well, maybe to you. Bu to each other? People get dragged away to the VRWC/HAB/whatever bunkers for tort...brainw...reeducation on a daily basis, Einy, being an equal-opportunities railgunner, splatters both regulars AND newbies left right and center, restrained flaming means only TACTICAL nukes, and the superlaser's day as the big gun will be over once fgalkin adapts his gridfire poke to flamewarfare.
And that's outside the HOS.

Shroom Man 77, welcome to stardestroyer.net, and

Master Bruce, don't you think poking the gentleman after that little speech is a tad hypocritical?

Drat. I guess you're right, Alfred.*puts rubber batarang way*

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-05-12 02:28pm

Zaia wrote:LOL

*turns around to whisper-shout to Iggy* Hey! Be a bit more inconspicuous with those, would you please?

*turns back around to face Shroomy with a sickeningly sweet look* Now, then, where were we?

*jumps, startled, and drops one corpse with a wet SPLAT. Grumbling, the droid shift his load and grabs the corpse's arm and hauls it off. Then, he comes back to get the rest of the fallen corpse*

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-05-12 02:32pm

*notices Zaia's second post*
Why Zaia, I'm surprised at you. *Sickeningly sweet look*. You used to be a lot more subtle.

And since our cover seems to be blown anyway

*hurls rubber batarang*
BATPOKE!!!TM

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-12 02:39pm

Batman wrote:*notices Zaia's second post*
Why Zaia, I'm surprised at you. *Sickeningly sweet look*. You used to be a lot more subtle.

And since our cover seems to be blown anyway

*hurls rubber batarang*
BATPOKE!!!TM

*chuckles*

Sorry, did I disappoint you, Batman? I guess I'm just not in the mood for subtlety today. A thousand pardons, dearest.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-05-12 03:04pm

Zaia wrote: *chuckles*

Sorry, did I disappoint you, Batman? I guess I'm just not in the mood for subtlety today. A thousand pardons,

Well I DID get to apply the batpokeTM so I guess it's alright. Just don't let it happen again.

dearest.

*Drools*
*faints*