Jack, the living canvas(or: God, Russell and I are Bastards)

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-05-12 12:34am

Well, last night was Prom Needless to say, we had a drunken post-prm party.

Well, russell, insomniac that he is resents it when people fall asleep, and carries a sharpie...You can see where this is going....

Our friend Jack went to sleep(he is so cute...)

Now, he was not wearing a shirt eaving himself WIDE open for this...

The following is a ist of the things that Russell Wrote on Jacks half naked body..

Lizard-forhead
Will someone plese get ths chicken out of my ass?-back
Ben's(ben being me) bitch-cheek
A hammer and sickle-Neck
Swatstika-shoulder
Monkey fucker-back
Ben was here-lower stomach with an arrow pointing down
and here-lower back, arow pointing down
and here-other cheek, arrow pointing to mouth
Ok, now how did I let myself become this vulnerable?-back
On one arm, a picture of a penis, with accompanyng smilie face
(from me) Dont worry Jack, just imagine the things I coud have done-back
I love Rocco+Stalin-shoulder

these are just a few...all written in perm ink....Russell was so proud of himself that he put hs artist signature on Jack's foot

The funny thing is, he fell asleep AGAIN! so we had to write" you think you would have lerned the first time"

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-05-12 12:39am

i want pictures.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-05-12 12:46am

I took like 6

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-12 01:01am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:I took like 6

POST 'EM!!

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-05-12 01:03am

sorry no scanner...and I have to much respect for the guy to post them....tell people what we wrote, but not post pics.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-05-12 02:06am

You molested that poor boy!

Way to go!

A friend of mine ripped an explosive fart in another friend's open mouth while he was passed out. Available lesson; PASS OUT ONLY WITH THOSE YOU TRUST!!!!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-12 02:08am

Frank Hipper wrote:You molested that poor boy!

Way to go!

A friend of mine ripped an explosive fart in another friend's open mouth while he was passed out. Available lesson; PASS OUT ONLY WITH THOSE YOU TRUST!!!!

OMFG ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!!!!~!!!@!!!!1

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-05-12 09:36am

Frank Hipper wrote:You molested that poor boy!

Way to go!

A friend of mine ripped an explosive fart in another friend's open mouth while he was passed out. Available lesson; PASS OUT ONLY WITH THOSE YOU TRUST!!!!

Well, that is just it, we DO trust Russell, but he warned us that if we fell asleep, he would write thngs like Horse Fucker and Donkey Raping Shit eater ect...

I went to sleep for 30 seconds and I woke up to russsell writing "I eat Pussy" on my left shin.

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-05-12 09:51am

Now it is plain to see that you and Russel were both bastards. But what was God doing all this time to make you include him?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-05-12 10:11am

LOL

god is a focal point of the english language you silly humanoid.