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Re: police state comitee

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Enforcer Talen wrote:using my duly appointed authority, I have decided to start a police state comittee. in so doing ,we shall refine current police states, and build a better tomorrow.

so. what shall be done to make the perfect dystopic world?
Well, the police should be ubiquitous and seemingly non-intrusive. For example, the common citizen should see the police state everywhere, but it shouldn't obviously dominate their every waking thought . . . unless they slip up, of course. Then they disappear. And indoctrinate from birth so that the populace tends to think the national police blend into the background, leaving them generally free to live their lives as they see fit.

And gradually change the educational cirriculum so it generates dumb sheep and enforcers . . . except for certain select institutions which will churn out the intellectual elite that you need to run the state. Also gradually legislate everything that could threaten the state out of existence.
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Let's see...

Hire a good clothes designer for all Party uniforms. The Nazis were snappy dressers and so should this police state. The Plebs can wear dirty cotton tunics. By the same token, any evil woman in a command position in the Party must dress like the Baroness from GIJoe. This is a must.
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Re: police state comitee

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Enforcer Talen wrote: so. what shall be done to make the perfect dystopic world?
Me in charge.

When I am done with humanity primitive police state administration is no longer required.
In my talons, I shape clay, crafting life forms as I please. If I wish, I can smash it all. Around me is a burgeoning empire of steel. From my throne room, lines of power careen into the skies of Earth. My whims will become lightning bolts that raze the mounds of humanity. Out of chaos, they will run and whimper, praying for me to end their tedious anarchy. I am drunk with this vision. God: the title suits me well.
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