How Stravo Got His Groove Back

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-05-12 04:53pm

Singular Quartet wrote:
verilon wrote:[grins] This is getting put on Daltonator.net, right, Iggy?
It had better.

Daltonnator.net?!?! Hell this HAS to win GSDA this year for funniest fic.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-05-12 05:16pm

We shall see.

But there was no me in this chapter. I demand to crash the restaurant!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-05-12 08:14pm

LOL, this is a good chapter Iggy. I too am curious who this woman is. Kelly, Zaia? And also, is Dalton still lost?

When do I get to Hadoken something, preferably something in the lines of...oh, a few MIB agents perhaps?

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-05-12 10:10pm

Wow, that's one way to churn out a new chapter.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-05-13 12:40am

Dalton wrote:But there was no me in this chapter. I demand to crash the restaurant!

Oh, you'll be crashing a lot more than the restaurant.

LOL, this is a good chapter Iggy. I too am curious who this woman is. Kelly, Zaia? And also, is Dalton still lost?

You'll see.

When do I get to Hadoken something, preferably something in the lines of...oh, a few MIB agents perhaps?

Wow, that's one way to churn out a new chapter.

I think I'll respond to this with a quote I heard once:

"The weaker sex is really the stronger sex because of the power the weaker sex has over the stronger sex."

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-05-13 01:10pm

PART 6: Poor Kuja

*fade in: STRAVO'S apartment, several hours later. CYRAN sits on the couch, flipping through TV channels. KUJA paces back and forth, muttering to himself. Running water is heard in the background*

CYRAN: Look, the worst that can happen is that she kills you.

*KUJA turns to glare at him*

KUJA: The next time you get one of your bright ideas, keep it to yourself.

*CYRAN shrugs and goes back to watching TV. KUJA resumes pacing. Several minutes pass before the doorbell rings. CYRAN leaps from his spot on the couch and hides behind the arm*

CYRAN: Answer it. I'll back you up.

KUJA: I hate you.

*KUJA slowly creeps over to the door, looks through the peephole, and turns the handle. He shuts his eyes, takes a deep breath, and yanks open the door*

KUJA: I SURRENDER IT WAS ONLY AN ACCIDENT I DIDN'T MEAN IT PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!

*ZAIA enters, rolling her eyes*

ZAIA: Well, aren't you the brave one?

*CYRAN pops out from his hiding spot*

CYRAN: Hi, Z! I didn't blow up your wall, so will you be nice to me?

*KUJA makes a strangled noise and falls to the floor*

ZAIA: Hey baby, long time no see! *she hugs him* Of course I'll be nice to you. I'm always nice.

*KUJA coughs*

ZAIA: Oh yes, you. That reminds me, there's one thing I want to clear up.

CYRAN: Uh oh.

*CYRAN ducks back behind the couch as ZAIA sprouts metal claws a la Lady Deathstrike. She then turns to face KUJA*

KUJA: Mommy.

*ZAIA launches herself at KUJA and both disappear in a massive, whirling cloud of smoke. Screams are heard, as well as catlike yowls. When the smoke finally clears, ZAIA is standing with her back to KUJA, who promptly falls to the ground. ZAIA retracts her claws and brushes some dust off her shoulders*

ZAIA: Well, that should just about cover the wall.

*CYRAN dashes over to KUJA*

CYRAN: Are you OK?

KUJA: *strained* Oh, the pain. Oh the incredible, indescribable, unbearable...pain!

ZAIA: So, where's Strav?

STRAVO: Coming!

*STRAVO walks in from the bedroom*

STRAVO: Hey, Zaia.

ZAIA: Hey! How've you been?

KUJA: ...bleeding to death...

STRAVO: Pretty good. I finally got my chapter finished.

ZAIA: Even with these two bugging you?

CYRAN: *jumping up* Hey, he wouldn't have finished it if it weren't for us!

KUJA: ...can't feel legs...

STRAVO: Well, they haven't been too much trouble, actually.

ZAIA: Oh, is that right?

CYRAN: Yeah, we bought him lunch! Well, kind of.

KUJA: ...eyesight fading...

ZAIA: Kind of?

STRAVO: Let's not dwell on the particulars.

CYRAN: Anyway, what's our plan for this evening?

KUJA: ...right lung collapsing...

STRAVO: I think we can walk. I checked the address and it's actually not too far.

ZAIA: Sounds good to me.

CYRAN: Cool. Kuja and I can tail you and watch out for troublemakers. Right, Kuja?

KUJA: ...so cold...so very cold...

ZAIA: Watch out for troublemakers? You and Kuja cause enough trouble all by yourselves!

STRAVO: She has a point.

CYRAN: Yeah, but at least we're the lovable troublemakers! Right, Kuja?

KUJA: ...I feel like I'm flying...

ZAIA: Well, I guess you have a point.

STRAVO: And if we walk, we might find out what happened to Rob.

ZAIA AND CYRAN: What?

KUJA: ...I see a white light...

STRAVO: Uh, I called Rob earlier, but he got lost. Maybe we'll spot him.

CYRAN: Oh, sure thing.

ZAIA: OK, let's go!

KUJA: ...no, make it flames. I see flames...

*fade out*

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-13 01:18pm

LMAO!!!

Good chap, Iggy!! (FIRST POST +1!!!

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Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-05-13 01:20pm

I kept waiting for everyone to turn to Iggy and go "SHUT UP!" *hehehe*

I see ver beat me this once.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-13 01:20pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:I kept waiting for everyone to turn to Iggy and go "SHUT UP!" *hehehe*

I see ver beat me this once.

It was only cos I happened to be in the Fanfic forum at the time.

Also, got a new poem up.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-05-13 01:34pm

By far best bit in this one is Iggy slowly dying, I laughed out loud at work reading that.

Zaia...COOL...I have a thing for school teachers.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-05-13 01:58pm

*mutter, grumble*

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-05-13 02:07pm

Dalton wrote:*mutter, grumble*

Trust me Rob, it'll be worth the wait.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-05-13 02:12pm

IG-88E wrote:
Dalton wrote:*mutter, grumble*
Trust me Rob, it'll be worth the wait.

Trust in the Iggy, the Iggy is good.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-05-13 02:17pm

Stravo wrote:
IG-88E wrote: Trust me Rob, it'll be worth the wait.
Trust in the Iggy, the Iggy is good.

LMFAO!

Sig time!

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-13 02:19pm

IG-88E wrote:
Stravo wrote:
IG-88E wrote: Trust me Rob, it'll be worth the wait.
Trust in the Iggy, the Iggy is good.
LMFAO!

Sig time!

Well, I, for one, am glad he didn't typo and say "Trust in the Iggy, the Iggy is god."

:P

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-05-13 02:21pm

IG-88E wrote:
Stravo wrote: Trust in the Iggy, the Iggy is good.
LMFAO!
Sig time!

Sig time? That needs to be fucking FUQ'd!!!

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-05-13 02:24pm

verilon wrote: Well, I, for one, am glad he didn't typo and say "Trust in the Iggy, the Iggy is god." :P

Close enough.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-05-13 03:21pm

Yay, now we've got Zaia to add to all the chaos and horror.

Loved the Iggy dying scene, that was perfectly 8-Bit style.

CYRAN: Answer it. I'll back you up.

IGGY: I hate you.

*IGGY slowly creeps over to the door, looks through the peephole, and turns the handle. He shuts his eyes, takes a deep breath, and yanks open the door*

IGGY: I SURRENDER IT WAS ONLY AN ACCIDENT I DIDN'T MEAN IT PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!

Hehehe.

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-05-13 04:09pm

This is really funny. Good work.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-05-13 05:36pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:Yay, now we've got Zaia to add to all the chaos and horror.

Loved the Iggy dying scene, that was perfectly 8-Bit style.

Most certianly.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-13 05:39pm

OMFG, TOO FUNNNNNNNNNNNNY!!!!

Ow, my pancreas hurts. Too much joviality.

Oh, and Strav, I like this:

Zaia...COOL...I have a thing for school teachers.

I like this muy mucho.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-05-13 10:49pm

"...no, I see flames. Make it flames..."
Hehe.

Zaia scares me.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-14 02:29am

Darth Yoshi wrote:"...no, I see flames. Make it flames..."
Hehe.

Zaia scares me.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-05-14 09:49am

verilon wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:"...no, I see flames. Make it flames..."
Hehe.

Zaia scares me.

Come on, who wouldn't be? I mean, she did horrible things to a black mage! I know plenty of people who would be very afraid of someone who could do that!

Namely, me...

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-14 10:53am

Piff.... those of us that act like White Mage are not scared by other White Mages. Especially when a Black Mage is our true nature.