Get a load of this guy...

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-05-13 06:42pm

I mean, squeeze ONE off...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-13 06:44pm

Superman wrote:I am going to go watch some porn and squeeze on off just for this guy...

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-13 07:16pm

Why doesn't GOD himself correct all this in a single thought rather than "make men go crazy" and ob nukes at us?

Oh yeah, the whole God-doesn't-exist thing.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-05-13 07:29pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:I can just picture Jesus to the fundies today.

Jesus shows up, puffs a little (He looks like a hippie wanna be): Lay off man, this is on cool, your making me look bad, I don't dig your scene.

Fundie: But we are only doing what you commanded us to do master?

Jesus: Excuse me, I said "Love thy Neighbor, even if he doesn't belive what you believe.", I said church and state should be seperate "Render unto caesar what is of caesar render unto god what is to god." you fucking parasites just sicken me.
Mary Magdalen: Come on honey, you promised me we would spend the week together, and you wouldn't get into any fights.

That would make my lifetime to see just that...

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-05-13 07:52pm

Damn.

Don't see too many Chinese questions, much less fundamentalist ones, but I guess every possible permutation has to happen sometime...