Are you implying that I'm bitter or something?Superman wrote:Don't worry Spankster, I'm sure that somewhere, some girl might take a liking to you. It's a long shot but hey, reach for the top dude.
So ... what is YOUR fetish?
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OK, when you're going to take shots like that, it might be a good idea that you don't shoot them at SOS's favourite dolphin.Superman wrote:Don't worry Spankster, I'm sure that somewhere, some girl might take a liking to you. It's a long shot but hey, reach for the top dude.
At least Spanky knows how a vagina works.
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Do you have to talk to be able to breathe or something, Superman?Superman wrote:"At least Spanky knows how a vagina works."
Yeah, he's got me there... I wrote a song about this: "Who knows what goes on in the old vagina, the old vagina the old vagina. Who knows what goes on in the old vagina, I don't know." You would have to hear the melody for it...
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Einy's AV is a Realdoll...Zaia wrote:If we're just going to go the turn-on route, Einy, your avatar is the opposite of all that is good, fun, and sexually attractive. I don't know who it is, but it reminds me too much of Michael Jackson to make me feel like doing anything other than vomiting.
Edit: Eeek, I hope it isn't your Dave or anything!
As to what I like in girls... long hair, a chest (not too big though), and not being a toothpick...
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Okay, actual fetishes opposed to just turn ons (man, this is a little embarassing...):
Short hair.
Unshaved legs (not hairy, just not shaved for a while: I like how it feels).
Older women (about 25 to about 40).
Asian women (particularly Japanese).
White cotton underwear (plain pattern), especially panties.
I also consider myself to be a very mild submissive, in that I'm not very agressive.
If asked, I'd also say that I'm a breasts man.
That's all for now.
Short hair.
Unshaved legs (not hairy, just not shaved for a while: I like how it feels).
Older women (about 25 to about 40).
Asian women (particularly Japanese).
White cotton underwear (plain pattern), especially panties.
I also consider myself to be a very mild submissive, in that I'm not very agressive.
If asked, I'd also say that I'm a breasts man.
That's all for now.
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humm let's see.....
bondage, especially the clothes,(no snm though)
anything shiny(latex, pvc, leather), posing in shiny things...
goth related looks,
eyes that can flash "predatory" at you
domination (not outside the bedroom though, i'll just argue)
erm...anal play :S
proportionate boobs
long legs
has to be LONG hair, can't deal with short hair, and think hair starts to make me feel ill.
primal growls and the like
talking dirty ...maybe (not tried it)
probably more that i just not realised yet.
bondage, especially the clothes,(no snm though)
anything shiny(latex, pvc, leather), posing in shiny things...
goth related looks,
eyes that can flash "predatory" at you
domination (not outside the bedroom though, i'll just argue)
erm...anal play :S
proportionate boobs
long legs
has to be LONG hair, can't deal with short hair, and think hair starts to make me feel ill.
primal growls and the like
talking dirty ...maybe (not tried it)
probably more that i just not realised yet.
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Let's see... fetishes... Good sex with a hot chick? I really can't take it that far. I'll just stick with turn-ons.
I kind of like short girls, but not the short skinny ones that look like 4th graders or the ones so short they can give a blowjob standing up).
As for breast size, I like it to fit the body frame, perhaps a tad bigger.
I also like a nice ass, but not something so big they could use it as a chair.
I prefer my hair to be long (A few inches past the shoulders), but not much longer than that.
Of course, a good personality is a plus too.
I kind of like short girls, but not the short skinny ones that look like 4th graders or the ones so short they can give a blowjob standing up).
As for breast size, I like it to fit the body frame, perhaps a tad bigger.
I also like a nice ass, but not something so big they could use it as a chair.
I prefer my hair to be long (A few inches past the shoulders), but not much longer than that.
Of course, a good personality is a plus too.
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Oooh...Zaia wrote:Thanks, babydoll, so do I.Captain_Cyran wrote:Oh, by the way, love your new sig Zaia
I like bondage. Both being tied down and tying someone else down. To me, that counts as a fetish. None of this pansy-ass, "I like a girl/guy with a sense of humour" shit. A fetish is something a bit taboo...or more than just a bit, perhaps, in some cases.
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As long as it's rough and I'm tied up!
Hair color is unimportant, but there's a lot to be said for black hair and blue eyes.
Body shaving is for girls, keep it natural.
The male torso is the most fascinating thing on the planet, and it doesn't need to be massively developed to catch my eye.
Asses bore me.
Hair color is unimportant, but there's a lot to be said for black hair and blue eyes.
Body shaving is for girls, keep it natural.
The male torso is the most fascinating thing on the planet, and it doesn't need to be massively developed to catch my eye.
Asses bore me.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Are you implying that I'm bitter or something?Superman wrote:Don't worry Spankster, I'm sure that somewhere, some girl might take a liking to you. It's a long shot but hey, reach for the top dude.
Implied, or implode?
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I'd have to say that bondage is a biggie, and in particular, I've taken a liking to shibari (the artistic form of japanese rope bondage). Just the whole act of tying the patterns and layering of knots I find to be very erotic. I wouldn't limit it to shibari, though. I enjoy much of bondage in general. In many cases, I don't mind subbing, but in some I definately prefer to dom. Some forms of torture as well.
Also, girls that lean more to the gothic side tend to be one of my fancies. Fair (or pallid, depending on how extreem you wish to describe it) skin, eccentric appearance and personality...
Also, girls that lean more to the gothic side tend to be one of my fancies. Fair (or pallid, depending on how extreem you wish to describe it) skin, eccentric appearance and personality...
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*wipes forehead* Thank goodness. It totally freaks me the hell out, and I would've felt awful if that had been Einy's husband.Beowulf wrote:Einy's AV is a Realdoll...
Mmmmm. Sexy.Rye wrote:eyes that can flash "predatory" at you
Hahaha, you mean: ???Iceberg wrote:Oooh...
*tries to look innocent and fails miserably*
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Yeah, that's the one!Zaia wrote:Hahaha, you mean: ???Iceberg wrote:Oooh...
*tries to look innocent and fails miserably*
And I'm not just saying that to flirt, either.
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.Zaia wrote:*wipes forehead* Thank goodness. It totally freaks me the hell out, and I would've felt awful if that had been Einy's husband.Beowulf wrote:Einy's AV is a Realdoll...
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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Oh, you're not? *does boo-boo lip* (j/k)Iceberg wrote:Yeah, that's the one!
And I'm not just saying that to flirt, either.
So...does that mean that you have a bondage fetish to admit to as well, sir?
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