Greedo Shoots First-Han Shoots First
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Greedo Shoots First-Han Shoots First
What is up with the whole Greedo Shoots First, Han Shoots First thing!? I've been here since March and ppl bring it up loads! Why!? Some please clariffy this!
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It's very simple, really. In the original 1977 version of Star Wars, Han shot Greedo before Greedo could do anything. George didn't want Han to look like a ditry scumbag so in the Special Edition, he made so that Greedo was the one that shot first. Fanboys (and girls) everywhere were in an uproar. They liked the Han that played dirty better. That is the story in one paragraph.
Thanx alot, I sadly have only seen the Special Edition, I always thought that there was something abit off about that scene. Well, now I'm in up roar as well! Han shoots first, so it was so shall it be! Just like the stormtrooper banging his head on the Death Star.
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I am so feeling my age now.Dorsk 81 wrote:Thanx alot, I sadly have only seen the Special Edition, I always thought that there was something abit off about that scene.
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Ah, I remember the first time I saw ESB... back when I was seven... it was around 11 PM at my uncles... I fell asleep about the time the SDs were in the asteroid field.
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Too bad; future generations will never get to see SW as it was, they'll only get to see Greedo shooting first and Jedi Rocks.
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Bah not if I can help it...I'm keepin every possible way of my originals.
Though somewhere down the line it'll degrade...sorta sad that the SE will remain while the originals will die out.
Though somewhere down the line it'll degrade...sorta sad that the SE will remain while the originals will die out.
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ANH will go public domain in either 2027 or 2052, depending on how the Sonny Bono Copyright Extension pans out. So, Han shooting first may still be salvageable by 2027.
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When I made my DVD version of ANH from my SE laserdiscs, I edited the movie so that Han shoots firstDurran Korr wrote:Too bad; future generations will never get to see SW as it was, they'll only get to see Greedo shooting first and Jedi Rocks.
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I remember watching SW as a kid in the darkened theater (back then it was not known as ANH) and when Han slowly drew his blaster under the table I remember thinking "Wow, that Han Solo is such a smart guy, he's getting the drop on the bad guy." I guess GL doesn't see it the way a 5 year old would see it huh?
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I can see if on shelves now...Star Wars, The Wong Cut (tm).Darth Wong wrote:When I made my DVD version of ANH from my SE laserdiscs, I edited the movie so that Han shoots first
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: I don't even see how Han shooting first is playing dirty. The green chode's got a gun in Han's face and is practically fondling himself under the table while tellling Han how much he's gonna enjoy busting a cap in his ass.Crazy Goji wrote:They liked the Han that played dirty better. That is the story in one paragraph.
Han not only should have fired first, he should have emptied the clip into Greedo's head as a lesson to the next guy.
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Not to mention that the whole scene looks quite stupid now.Crazy Goji wrote:It's very simple, really. In the original 1977 version of Star Wars, Han shot Greedo before Greedo could do anything. George didn't want Han to look like a ditry scumbag so in the Special Edition, he made so that Greedo was the one that shot first. Fanboys (and girls) everywhere were in an uproar. They liked the Han that played dirty better. That is the story in one paragraph.
Greedo points his pistol towards Solo for a minute and when he fires - from a meter distance - he misses Han...
...you don't have to be a marksman to hit a human size target from one meter.
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[Kung Fool Masta]I am disappointed most, young grasshopper! Did you not see where Mista Solo strikes like a snake, kicking his opponent where the place it pains the most! One can not use their weapon well when they are doubled in hurt![/Kung Fool Masta]Boba Fett wrote:Not to mention that the whole scene looks quite stupid now.
Greedo points his pistol towards Solo for a minute and when he fires - from a meter distance - he misses Han...
...you don't have to be a marksman to hit a human size target from one meter.
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If I ever have kids and show them ANH, I'll cover their eyes when Greedo shoots and therefore.......HAN WILL SHOOT FIRST! The only thing that worries me is that if someone tells them he doesn't, it could break the little hearts.
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Yes, but at least Spielberg released the original version as well.UltraViolence83 wrote:Greedo shooting first is as bad as when Stephen Spielberg took out the guns in that one scene in E.T. because they "scared the kids." Bah! When will movie creators learn that editing old movies is not the answer!
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I said it before, and I'll say it again... don't you mean "The 'Ight' Cut"?Illuminatus Primus wrote:I can see if on shelves now...Star Wars, The Wong Cut (tm).Darth Wong wrote:When I made my DVD version of ANH from my SE laserdiscs, I edited the movie so that Han shoots first
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Err....what?DPDarkPrimus wrote:I said it before, and I'll say it again... don't you mean "The 'Ight' Cut"?
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It's a rather sophisticated play on words. By saying the "Wong cut" should be the "Ight cut", I am inferring that I misunderstood the phrase "Wong cut" for "Wrong cut" sans the 'r'. And "Right cut" sans the 'r' is "Ight cut".
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