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A Movie Quotes Game

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Okay I'll give one quote.

And you guess. the one that gets it right gives a new quote and so on.
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Kelly's Heroes, just before Clint finds out about the gold.

Here's an easy one. "This is for all you new people. I have one rule. Everyone fights, no one quits. If you aren't doing your job, I'll shoot you."
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Sniff I did a to easy one..

Oh Starship Troopers.

The horror the horror.
It was riddled with machine gun holes. British machine gun holes.
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Quote " You killed a gang member, don't worry just send us $18 in the mail"
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Here's one that breaks a few windows

a comedy where two people PLAY the quotes game during one scene int the movie. The following quote was cut because the actor in question had starred in the original movie being quoted, and slapped the other actor.

Young Actor: I've got one "Can we get a bigger boat?"
Older Actor: *Slaps younger actor*
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Here's one that breaks a few windows

a comedy where two people PLAY the quotes game during one scene int the movie. The following quote was cut because the actor in question had starred in the original movie being quoted, and slapped the other actor.

Young Actor: I've got one "Can we get a bigger boat?"
Older Actor: *Slaps younger actor*
LOL that is funny but i have no idea where that is from
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It may be in the deleted scene's of the DVD version of "Stakeout", it was in the first run trailer/bloopers segment, but got deleted later.

Personally I thought it was damn funny.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:It may be in the deleted scene's of the DVD version of "Stakeout", it was in the first run trailer/bloopers segment, but got deleted later.

Personally I thought it was damn funny.
Just reading it was funny and since we aren't getting that many posts on this thread i will go ahead and tell mine. Its from Naked gun 33 1/3 (im not sure if that is the correct # but who gives a shit) I really don't like those movies but that one part there was a cop in the backround talking to someone and that was what he said. That was the only time i really laughed while watching that movie
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How about this one. It's sci-fi so it should be easy:

"Death is such a primitive concept. I prefer to think of it as battling evil in another dimension."

"Battling evil!?"

"Yes."

"In another dimension!?"
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The Last Starfighter.

A very easy one:

"I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker 'fore you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin', it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could by you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin'. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."
 
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Durran Korr wrote:The Last Starfighter.

A very easy one:

"I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker 'fore you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin', it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could by you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin'. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."
 
Samuel L. "Mother Fucker" Jackson, in Pulp Fiction

ok,

Post hautomous narration while the police are fishing his body out of the swimming pool.

"I always knew I would end up, in a place with a Pool.:
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Yay for Billy Wilder!
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innerbrat wrote:Yay for Billy Wilder!
The Yosemite Bear wrote:"I always knew I would end up, in a place with a Pool.:
Sunset Boulevarde

"That's a big twinky"
Ghostbusters?
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Gandalf wrote:
innerbrat wrote:Yay for Billy Wilder!
The Yosemite Bear wrote:"I always knew I would end up, in a place with a Pool.:
Sunset Boulevarde

"That's a big twinky"
Ghostbusters?
Yeah, Ghostbusters it is.

Here's one:

"It says, 'Idiots' ... It's for you."
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A real easy one:

"I'll be back..."
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Boba Fett wrote:A real easy one:

"I'll be back..."
Terminator 2

Here's one:

"He can't come in here, he'll see the big board!"
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
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It isnt Dr Strangelove is it?

And if it is then, another easy one...

"Now Butch Harry, tell us about Fulham..."
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Here goes my favourite:

- You shot an unarmed man!

- He should have armed himself...


easy....
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Boba Fett wrote:Here goes my favourite:

- You shot an unarmed man!

- He should have armed himself...


easy....
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Wicked Pilot wrote:"And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man there were some gases eeking outta my butt that day!"
Shrek

here's three quotes from the same film
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Batman wrote:
Boba Fett wrote:Here goes my favourite:

- You shot an unarmed man!

- He should have armed himself...


easy....
Unforgiven.

C: Wait a minute. Even if you do get the money, how do we know you'll come back?
E: Well, if we don't you can keep my brother.

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GonK wrote:Christ, I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978.

In a thousand years, there will be no men and women, just wankers, and that's fine by me.

That beats any meat injection. That beats any fucking cock in the world.
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Batman. And from BatcavesRus. :D
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Gandalf wrote:
Boba Fett wrote:A real easy one:

"I'll be back..."
Terminator 2
Actualy that line was from Terminator 1,in T2 it was "Hasta la vista baby"
hoping i got the right spelling for it.
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