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When they tell you your going to hell..

Post by Setesh »

ever wonder what level

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

I'm going to Malebolge aparently

(edit:It just occured to me this probably belongs in off-topic)
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It's been done two times already in the OT.
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Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very High
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate
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Post by kojikun »

erm..

All DIS CITY here
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Purgatory.
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City of Dis, here I come! :D
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Yup, I got Level 8 last time. I'm evil.
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Post by Peregrin Toker »

City of Dis....

or "Medrengard, but without the Iron Warriors."
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closet sci-fi fan wrote:
God Emperor wrote:It's been done two times already in the OT.
You never can be reminded too much that you're going to hell. :wink:
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I'm sent to Hell - Level 2

The Lustfuls...

I'm gonna spend my time there with Helen of Troia and Cleopatra.

It's going to be an orgy... :twisted:
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
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5th Level for me... :?
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Level 8.

I apparantly need to backstab more to get the best seats.
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Last time I took the test, I got stuck in the eigth level of hell. This time, I got upgraded to the seventh level. That's an improvement, I guess.
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-infe ... ation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

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Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate

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City of Dis. Maybe I can become the mayor...
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City of Dis right here!! Where are my other hommies? Hmmm, I wonder where Wong will end up......
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The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!
Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
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7th layer...doesn't sound all that bad...just very smelly from the sounds of it, with some hot sand that's flicked at you outside the woods. Sounds to me that there's a big gay orgy going on, and all the blasphemers are pissed off because they have to watch. Presumably there's a lesbian bit too, so it wont be that bad.

The only worry is the firey sands, but nerves can only last so long against fire, so eventually i'll get used to it.
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Am I the only one here going to Purgatory?
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CaptainChewbacca wrote:Am I the only one here going to Purgatory?
No, I'm sure some of the FMs will join you there too, if they haven't said anything that goes against Dante's theology.
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-infe ... ation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

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Purgatory Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Extreme
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | High


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Purgatory Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

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