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Re: More Baptist Bullshit

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Psycho Smiley wrote:OK, not all the baptist retards are confined to the states. I live in Ontario (Canada) and in front of a baptist church under construction reads a sign:

If evolution is true, then why do mothers still only have two hands?

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OK, ignorance of what evolution is is one thing, but this is complete and utter bullshit! Words really fail me.
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He already said something about it and being a joke:
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Originally posted by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi:
I'm thinking it was some sort of joke....
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After the constant barrage of bullshit they post there, I don't think so. This example, however, just had to be shared. I flat out couldn't believe that anyone would put that up, at least so far from the southern States.
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DPDarkPrimus wrote: Better yet, "If evolution is right, then why don't men have orgasms like women?" :P
well you know the only "reason" why women have orgasms at all is because men do. The clitorus only exists so that when the fetus is diffentitated there can be a penis for men. A great essay on this (one of his best) comes from Dr. Stephen Jay Gould, in his collection "Bully for Brontosaurus" it is titled "Of Male Nipples and Clitoral Ripples" (apparently it was originally titled "Tits and Clits" but his wife said that would lead to too much confusion)
Actually, it's the reverse. The penis is actually the clitoris - And men are, after all, only modified women. Stephen Jay Gould, when he wrote that, may have been working with knowledge that has been now revised - Remember that he got his Ph.D. back in '67 and that a lot of our understanding has changed since then, or even within the past decade.
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Wicked Pilot wrote:If evilution is right, then why don't men have two penises?
Male snakes DO have two penisis.
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The Duchess of Zeon wrote:
NapoleonGH wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote: Better yet, "If evolution is right, then why don't men have orgasms like women?" :P
well you know the only "reason" why women have orgasms at all is because men do. The clitorus only exists so that when the fetus is diffentitated there can be a penis for men. A great essay on this (one of his best) comes from Dr. Stephen Jay Gould, in his collection "Bully for Brontosaurus" it is titled "Of Male Nipples and Clitoral Ripples" (apparently it was originally titled "Tits and Clits" but his wife said that would lead to too much confusion)
Actually, it's the reverse. The penis is actually the clitoris - And men are, after all, only modified women. Stephen Jay Gould, when he wrote that, may have been working with knowledge that has been now revised - Remember that he got his Ph.D. back in '67 and that a lot of our understanding has changed since then, or even within the past decade.
that was writen in 1990 so things may have changed, but the basic point of view is that the penis is a necessary organ, men afterall need to impregnate women. Women conversley do NOT need a clitorus, it serves NO purpose other then to bring them pleasure, which is sorta a non-issue considering that men in pre-historic times were considerably stronger than women, and rape could very well have been the norm (i do not know if this is a truth or not, but it makes perfect sense)
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NapoleonGH wrote: Women conversley do NOT need a clitorus, it serves NO purpose other then to bring them pleasure, which is sorta a non-issue considering that men in pre-historic times were considerably stronger than women, and rape could very well have been the norm (i do not know if this is a truth or not, but it makes perfect sense)
Actually, IIRC, orgasm causes the cervix to move into a position which makes it easier for sperm to enter if she's laying on her back.
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hmm, interesting, but generally unless you have a guy who is concerned with the coupling "lasting" a woman wont achieve orgasm in time. Especially since the clit doesnt even get touched in normal sex, without hand/tongue assistance.
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