Which is the Better Beer?

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BEER?

Ale
10
56%
Lager
8
44%
 
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Which is better?
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Miller Lite!
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Lager. Ale goes down wrong, I can't really describe it any beter than that. It hits my gut and, yuck!
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I'm going to have to go the other way than Frank. My vote's for ale. It has more to it. Better flavour IMHO. Lager tastes like it's pulling its punches to me.
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<-- thinks beer in general tastes like soapy water and sticks to hard liquor.
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Neither, i'm a Stout drinker. Guinness Pure Genius.
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If I have to choose, I'll go with ale. But it's like asking which sex position is better. All of them are better than nothing at all.
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I'm going to have to go with ale. Lager is good for impressing your friends with the fact that you can swallow it despite the fact that it tastes like shit, but in the end, a good ale will get you just as drunk and taste better while doing it.
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Darth Pounder wrote:Neither, i'm a Stout drinker. Guinness Pure Genius.
My philosophy is that if you can't chew it, it ain't beer. :)

Though stout and ale mixed... Black and Tans are fucking GOLDEN. :)
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Alcohol tastes like shit. No offense. But then, I've never tried ales, so i cant say much about them.
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Beer with bubbles ew! The very idea!
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kojikun wrote:Alcohol tastes like shit. No offense. But then, I've never tried ales, so i cant say much about them.
I too hate the taste of alcool,but if i have to drink beer i`ll take "Root Beer" :mrgreen:
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verilon wrote:<-- thinks beer in general tastes like soapy water
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Queeb Salaron wrote:
Darth Pounder wrote:Neither, i'm a Stout drinker. Guinness Pure Genius.
My philosophy is that if you can't chew it, it ain't beer. :)

Though stout and ale mixed... Black and Tans are fucking GOLDEN. :)
Mmmmm Black and Tan. Have you ever tried half stout and half cider? It's called a Black Velvet. Very nice as well.
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anything German. mmmmm...Bitburger...
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I suppose it depends on what you want

For a meal in a glass nothing beats guinness.

On a hot summer day a bottle of Corona.

Sitting watching football, it has to be a can of Tennents.

For a more civilized beer with a meal Budweiser Budvar.
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If you go with a lager you can have a lager n' lime which is very delicious I might add!
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I like the kind with alcohol in it.
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Darth Pounder wrote:Neither, i'm a Stout drinker. Guinness Pure Genius.
Ditto. 8)
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However as much as a love Guinness sometimes on a hot night it can hang heavy on your stomach so i'd drink Newcastle Brown Ale. Newcy Brown is the shit. In Newcastle, before they watered down the beer, they had dedicated psycho wards for guys who drank too much. They didn't call it "Looney Brew" for nothing.
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Mark S wrote:Mmmmm Black and Tan. Have you ever tried half stout and half cider? It's called a Black Velvet. Very nice as well.
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I'm simply of the opinion that Guiness makes everything better. :)
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Queeb Salaron wrote:

I'm simply of the opinion that Guiness makes everything better. :)
I had a steak and guiness pie at a pub once and it was delicious!
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Next of Kin wrote:I had a steak and guiness pie at a pub once and it was delicious!
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