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I notice you still haven't answered the question, Zaia. :D
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jegs2 wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:Not because you find the board stimulating necessarely, but maybe just because you could?
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Darth Yoshi wrote:I notice you still haven't answered the question, Zaia. :D
Who? Moi? What question? I was just replying to someone someone else posted... I have nothing of interest to say here. Really. I promise.

No, really. I mean it. :angelic:
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You like leading us on don't you. :D
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Nope, sorry to disappoint.
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Iceberg wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Well you thought READING the text erotica turns you on...
Well, "Perversions" is worth about 8.6 on the old peter-meter...
Yeah, until I got to the part about Darth Utsanomiko. The mental images made me impotent for a week.
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Zaia wrote:Who? Moi? What question? I was just replying to someone someone else posted... I have nothing of interest to say here. Really. I promise.

No, really. I mean it. :angelic:
In that case, direct question: Zaia, have you ever masturbated on the board?

I really hope I don't get hit or anything.
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Darth Yoshi wrote:In that case, direct question: Zaia, have you ever masturbated on the board?

I really hope I don't get hit or anything.
Damn, where'd that frying pan get to?
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Zaia wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:In that case, direct question: Zaia, have you ever masturbated on the board?

I really hope I don't get hit or anything.
Damn, where'd that frying pan get to?
Ummm... Dunno. *quietly slides it into my cabinet of cooking pans*
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Zaia wrote:Damn, where'd that frying pan get to?
Let him live.
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IG-88E wrote:
Zaia wrote:Damn, where'd that frying pan get to?
Let him live.

Oh, alright.




...Not even a small, tiny little frying pan? :D

Btw, Ig, you see you're at post 11111 right now? Sweetness.
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Zaia wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:In that case, direct question: Zaia, have you ever masturbated on the board?

I really hope I don't get hit or anything.
Damn, where'd that frying pan get to?
You want us to thwap him for you, or do you want to do it? :D

At least a little?
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There's a bottom made of rock, you say? And this board can hit it? Indeed, has hit it? And has started drilling? Wow, no kidding.

The answer is no, by the way, unless there was some time where it was open but inactive while I had another site up. Perhaps it's time to join the Brotherhood of the Monkey.
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Zaia wrote:
Oh, alright.

...Not even a small, tiny little frying pan? :D
I suppose it depends on how hard you intened to hit him...
Btw, Ig, you see you're at post 11111 right now? Sweetness.
And you're at 3232. Nice pattern. :D
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IG-88E wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Btw, Ig, you see you're at post 11111 right now? Sweetness.
And you're at 3232. Nice pattern. :D
And I'm at... damn! 1904 isn't any sort of pattern! :?
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:
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Zaia wrote: And you're at 3232. Nice pattern. :D
And I'm at... damn! 1904 isn't any sort of pattern! :?
I dunno, you could bullshit something about the year 1904. Be creative.
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SirNitram wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:
IG-88E wrote: And I'm at... damn! 1904 isn't any sort of pattern! :?
I dunno, you could bullshit something about the year 1904. Be creative.
Good year for Pre-Dreadnought enthusiasts! :D

But back to this incredibly serious topic. Never! I may have sported wood at the "Most gorgeous guy..." thread, but never wanked. Really. I swear. :wink:
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Sometimes I masticate while surfing SD.net.
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Whoa, weird topic. I can't believe I haven't desensitised myself yet...but to answer the question, no, I don't.
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:shock:

This board is not *that* stimulating...
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Does anyone know a...uhm...good glass cleaner by chance?


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EmperorMing wrote::shock:

This board is not *that* stimulating...
Remember the Kirsten Dunst vs Natalie Portman thread?
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Gandalf wrote:
EmperorMing wrote::shock:

This board is not *that* stimulating...
Remember the Kirsten Dunst vs Natalie Portman thread?
Or the Trinity vs...

Ok, ok...You have me there... :twisted:

But still no reason to spray my monitor and keyboard...
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EmperorMing wrote::shock:

This board is not *that* stimulating...
I guess you've never really read any of Kelly's mature audience (*ack-hem*... No Comments) oriented fan-fics... But then, neither have I (I can count the number of times I've been in the Fanfics forum by the fingers of my hands). And did you miss that little thread with the link to the webpage with all those pics of girls smooching? You poor sob!

Anyway, my answer's pretty much the same as Darth Yoshi's... Though that girls kissing thing mentioned above gave rise to the urge (despite my pooped-out state at that time)...


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Er... this is about the weirdest :?: I have seen on SD.Net. But to answer the question, no.
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