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to answer the question: no, that's discusting.
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I must admit, the black shades clad smiley that stares into my eyes deeply every time I post is most attractive...
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Ok, next question is how many of you actually THOUGHT about masturbating while surfing SD.net until this thread came up. I think for a question like this you've really got to start at square one.... :D
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:I must admit, the black shades clad smiley that stares into my eyes deeply every time I post is most attractive...
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Let's just say I like to keep my keyboard clean.
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Iceberg wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Well you thought READING the text erotica turns you on...
Well, "Perversions" is worth about 8.6 on the old peter-meter...
Well thank you, Iceberg.... I think.
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innerbrat wrote:Let's just say I like to keep my keyboard clean.
Wouldn't you have to be in like an ... odd ... typing positon for filth risk to you keyboard- oh wait no scratch that- silly thing to say, I just figured it out.

And to answer the question- no, you wierdo.
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OK, new question - how many of you have masturbated about things you read on SD.net?
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:Well you thought READING the text erotica turns you on...
Which is a nice reminder that some people still need to *post* in that so I can write it out as a fic...
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innerbrat wrote:OK, new question - how many of you have masturbated about things you read on SD.net?
A big no to that one as well. I've never ever read Perversions.
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Vympel wrote:
innerbrat wrote:OK, new question - how many of you have masturbated about things you read on SD.net?
A big no to that one as well. I've never ever read Perversions.
It's interesting. I don't see why it's so stimulating to some, though.
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verilon wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Well you thought READING the text erotica turns you on...
Which is a nice reminder that some people still need to *post* in that so I can write it out as a fic...
yes...I was the last one to post in it.
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No, but I've had sex while browsing SD.net, though once the sex started I wasn't looking at the computer screen anymore.
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aerius wrote:No, but I've had sex while browsing SD.net, though once the sex started I wasn't looking at the computer screen anymore.
Must... ungh... hah... mu... ust... post... Dark... Star... rebutt... *pant*... al... before... climax!!!
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Okay, that's just wrong. *shudder*
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Darth Yoshi wrote:
Zaia wrote:Who? Moi? What question? I was just replying to someone someone else posted... I have nothing of interest to say here. Really. I promise.

No, really. I mean it. :angelic:
In that case, direct question: Zaia, have you ever masturbated on the board?

I really hope I don't get hit or anything.
You brought it on yourself.

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I'm typing with one hand.

Seriously.
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XaLEv wrote:I'm typing with one hand.

Seriously.
LOL

Tell me you're not wanking over my TGODing of Darth Yoshi for trying to turn this into a Zaia-worship thread...
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I'm not; it was because of Yoshi's sig pic.



Mmmmm, Shinigami..... *fap fap fap*




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XaLEv wrote:I'm not; it was because of Yoshi's sig pic.



Mmmmm, Shinigami..... *fap fap fap*




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XaLEv wrote:I'm not; it was because of Yoshi's sig pic.

Mmmmm, Shinigami..... *fap fap fap*

Or not. Image
Whoa, twisted. :lol:

XaLEv, out of curiousity, why did you use that particular smiley?
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:LOL

Tell me you're not wanking over my TGODing of Darth Yoshi for trying to turn this into a Zaia-worship thread...
Thanks for that, btw, Einy. Threads get rather drab when people focus on one person, and I've already turned down the offer of having my own cult, so I like to stay away from that sort of thing. :D
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Zaia wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:LOL

Tell me you're not wanking over my TGODing of Darth Yoshi for trying to turn this into a Zaia-worship thread...
Thanks for that, btw, Einy. Threads get rather drab when people focus on one person, and I've already turned down the offer of having my own cult, so I like to stay away from that sort of thing. :D
Any time, Z! I don't like that crap either.

That's why I had to nuke Yoshi...

Anyways BACK ON TOPIC!!!

No I don't jack off on SDnet. :)
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*fap fap fap*
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Zaia wrote: Whoa, twisted. :lol:

XaLEv, out of curiousity, why did you use that particular smiley?
Because I feel it fit better than the native one.

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They seem to convey slightly different meanings.
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