Who's had anal sex?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-09-10 04:57pm

Homo or hetero, it doesn't matter. I'm just curious.

PS. For those of you who are unfamiliar with colloquial English language conventions, the person on the "giving end" is the guy who's sticking his schlong in somebody else's butt.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-09-10 05:04pm

Gaack! *fall to knees and prays for our souls*

Really, never met a girl who would allow it. But still looking!

Deimos Anomaly · Post by **Deimos Anomaly** » 2002-09-10 05:07pm

Yes, I bagged MkSheppard when he was in prison

Ya know, he is soooooooooooo gonna kill you for that.

If I were you I'd start running now.

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-09-10 05:08pm

You realize there's no way I'm gonna close this thread

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-09-10 05:08pm

Deimos Anomaly wrote:
Yes, I bagged MkSheppard when he was in prison
Ya know, he is soooooooooooo gonna kill you for that.

If I were you I'd start running now.

WHO voted yes on THAT

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-09-10 05:10pm

Relationship hasn't progressed that far yet, we've only been legal for a year now.

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2002-09-10 05:11pm

Not I, but hey, I am only 20. There are ample opportunities ahead for me.

Deimos Anomaly · Post by **Deimos Anomaly** » 2002-09-10 05:16pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:
Deimos Anomaly wrote:
Yes, I bagged MkSheppard when he was in prison
Ya know, he is soooooooooooo gonna kill you for that.

If I were you I'd start running now.
WHO voted yes on THAT

No idea.

Probably one of the usual suspects - as in those people here who hate him.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-09-10 05:26pm

No. Would I want to? Also no.

Don't see the appeal of assholes, really.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2002-09-10 05:33pm

Having anal with a girl is sort of a right of passage in many relationships. Once the girl gives it up you know one of two things (or perhaps both) A. She loves you. B. She's a freak and likes it like that. If you have a girl as I did that scored both BINGO...you have yourself a winner.

When I was a teen and in college I was VERY into anal because it seemed to be the in thing to be doing. Howard Stern was mentioning it a thousand times a day on his show, porn seemed to have an obligatorty anal scene shoe horned in on every movie.

But now that I'm older and have tasted of that fruit I can truly say that it is something I can do without and no longer expect in a relationship. I knew the age of anal was over when Howard recently said on a show that he just didn;t know what the fuss was all about, but he could do without it as well.

Still it can be exciting for all you first timers...just remember to be gentle.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-09-10 05:59pm

-looks at topic-

My life is getting bizarre lately.

Dark Primus · Post by **Dark Primus** » 2002-09-10 06:02pm

Don't look at me.

*Steps out of the thread*

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-09-10 06:11pm

Stravo wrote:Having anal with a girl is sort of a right of passage in many relationships. Once the girl gives it up you know one of two things (or perhaps both) A. She loves you. B. She's a freak and likes it like that. If you have a girl as I did that scored both BINGO...you have yourself a winner.

Heh heh ...

When I was a teen and in college I was VERY into anal because it seemed to be the in thing to be doing. Howard Stern was mentioning it a thousand times a day on his show, porn seemed to have an obligatorty anal scene shoe horned in on every movie.

Not to mention entire anal-themed video series, such as the venerable "Caught from Behind" movies, the "Sodomania" series, most gang-bang videos, and many others.

But now that I'm older and have tasted of that fruit I can truly say that it is something I can do without and no longer expect in a relationship. I knew the age of anal was over when Howard recently said on a show that he just didn;t know what the fuss was all about, but he could do without it as well.

The age of anal is over? Never!

PS. If nothing else, it remains a surefire birth control technique. Those confused little swimmers ain't gonna find an egg in there

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-09-10 06:13pm

Darth Wong wrote:The age of anal is over? Never!

PS. If nothing else, it remains a surefire birth control technique. Those confused little swimmers ain't gonna find an egg in there

*laughs so hard he stops breathing, turns blue, and falls from the chair* That's it. That's my new sig.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-09-10 06:26pm

Well, not sure fire, there has been cases of it dripping down to the vagina and them getting pregnant that way.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-09-10 06:28pm

ArmorPierce wrote:Well, not sure fire, there has been cases of it dripping down to the vagina and them getting pregnant that way.

Only if you got a small dick and it dont get fired up there pretty high. Also, you should wear a condom when you do it.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-09-10 06:29pm

ArmorPierce wrote:Well, not sure fire, there has been cases of it dripping down to the vagina and them getting pregnant that way.

Obviously, these people suffer from poor planning and execution. You're supposed to blow your entire load before you pull out, and then that won't happen. Dammit, why don't they start teaching proper method in sex ed class?

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-09-10 06:32pm

You people better stop saying that you screwed Shep in jail.
Once was funny, twice was pushing it, 3 aint funny no more, and Shep'll probably get you.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-09-10 06:32pm

Darth Wong wrote:
ArmorPierce wrote:Well, not sure fire, there has been cases of it dripping down to the vagina and them getting pregnant that way.
Obviously, these people suffer from poor planning and execution. You're supposed to blow your entire load before you pull out, and then that won't happen. Dammit, why don't they start teaching proper method in sex ed class?

With Eves now taken control over the TDSB, we'll be lucky to still have sex ed anymore.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-09-10 06:34pm

Ted wrote:You people better stop saying that you screwed Shep in jail. Once was funny, twice was pushing it, 3 aint funny no more, and Shep'll probably get you.

I dunno ... it still seems pretty funny to me

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2002-09-10 06:36pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Stravo wrote:Having anal with a girl is sort of a right of passage in many relationships. Once the girl gives it up you know one of two things (or perhaps both) A. She loves you. B. She's a freak and likes it like that. If you have a girl as I did that scored both BINGO...you have yourself a winner.
Heh heh ...
When I was a teen and in college I was VERY into anal because it seemed to be the in thing to be doing. Howard Stern was mentioning it a thousand times a day on his show, porn seemed to have an obligatorty anal scene shoe horned in on every movie.
Not to mention entire anal-themed video series, such as the venerable "Caught from Behind" movies, the "Sodomania" series, most gang-bang videos, and many others.
But now that I'm older and have tasted of that fruit I can truly say that it is something I can do without and no longer expect in a relationship. I knew the age of anal was over when Howard recently said on a show that he just didn;t know what the fuss was all about, but he could do without it as well.
The age of anal is over? Never!

PS. If nothing else, it remains a surefire birth control technique. Those confused little swimmers ain't gonna find an egg in there

To be sure, Lord Wong, anal will never go away, but I suppose it will never have that magical allure it once had for me. That nervous little laugh as I asked the girl if she would open up the butt. Her usual coy reply and the inevitable collapse of all resistance. Without a DOUBT the best part of the whole process is when the woman's groans and grunts of pain and discomfort suddenly turn into "Don't stop, fuck me." I'll never forget the first time that happened, I swear I stopped for a second and thought...wow, sometimes porns actually get these things right.

SIGH If only porns were usually right about everything, but sadly they have taught me that women are NOT sex objects to be lusted after...we actually have to listen and converse...and considering some of the women I've had to converse with...SHUDDER...it just ain't worth the effort.

So I say onward all you horny devils, lets plow one through the Hershey highway tonight in honor of Lord Wong's thread and perhaps the Age of Anal can have a Rennaisance...at least tonight.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-09-10 06:38pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Ted wrote:You people better stop saying that you screwed Shep in jail. Once was funny, twice was pushing it, 3 aint funny no more, and Shep'll probably get you.
I dunno ... it still seems pretty funny to me

I started it, but I didnt mean for it to be continued in such a way.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-09-10 06:50pm

Darth Wong wrote: PS. If nothing else, it remains a surefire birth control technique. Those confused little swimmers ain't gonna find an egg in there

Don't forget about this method, too.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2002-09-10 07:07pm

*looks at topic

*

Even if this was me, this is weird. I me... oh hell I gues I'm the last one to talk considering some of the tihings I've asked people.

But still being a virgin

I wouldn't know.

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-09-10 07:22pm

It does make sex a little more interesting. And it is advisable to wear a condom.

And the best part was my GF liked it, so it will happen again.

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