Ever Mastubate while browsing SD.net?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-20 12:02pm

Hamel: "donfucwitdis: he's got sand in his vagina"

Errr......

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-05-20 12:09pm

Why would someone shake it while reading post on SD.net

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-20 12:14pm

XaLEv wrote:Because I feel it fit better than the native one.

They seem to convey slightly different meanings.

True, true, they do. The native one I think is a bit scary looking, actually. Maybe it's just me, but that one look like it's got that scary look in its eye like Jack Nicholson has at the end of "The Shining" when he's hacking through the bathroom door....

*ahem*

Like I said, maybe it's just me.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-05-20 12:39pm

You people ain't right

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-05-20 01:23pm

Not on this site. I often jerk off while waiting for a page to load. Of course, I always check to see if my parents are watching........In fact, I only wank to MEMORIES of hot chicks I've encountered during the day. I'm one sick puppy, alright

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-20 02:01pm

Hamel wrote:*fap fap fap*

You're nuts, Hamel.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-20 02:03pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Hamel wrote:*fap fap fap*
You're nuts, Hamel.

You're one to talk, Ein.

:P

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-20 02:16pm

verilon wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Hamel wrote:*fap fap fap*
You're nuts, Hamel.

You're one to talk, Ein. :P

*licks verilon's cheek*

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-05-20 02:27pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: *licks verilon's cheek*

CLEANSING SQUAD!

*a dozen super battledroids burst in and cart off Einhander*

*Iggy glares at everyone*

Thread Hijack Preventers' business. Go back to your discussion.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-05-20 02:40pm

Only if I also am browsing..... (CLASSIFIED)

Post seized by The Imperial Inquisiton, Ordo Hereticus, Sub-Order Moralis Puritanum.

Thought for the day: (insert random Machiavellian nonsense)

For more information, contact Inquisitor Geryon. Stay in School, kids... AND HAIL THE EMPEROR!

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-05-20 03:53pm

NonononononoonONONONONO!

Zaia's avatar just doesn't do it for me THAT much.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-20 03:58pm

Rye wrote:NonononononoonONONONONO!

Zaia's avatar just doesn't do it for me THAT much.

But what about Einy's?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-05-20 04:01pm

Zaia wrote:
Rye wrote:NonononononoonONONONONO!

Zaia's avatar just doesn't do it for me THAT much.
But what about Einy's?

It looks like one of those synthetic sex dummies.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-20 04:05pm

Durran Korr wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Rye wrote:NonononononoonONONONONO!

Zaia's avatar just doesn't do it for me THAT much.
But what about Einy's?
It looks like one of those synthetic sex dummies.

Yah, it's a Real Doll, apparently. Quite honestly scares the fuck out of me because it looks like a giant super-plastic Michael Jackson (more plastic than he is IRL). Totally creepy and the epitomy of everything that is anti-sexual. Bleck.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-05-20 04:06pm

Zaia wrote:
Rye wrote:NonononononoonONONONONO!

Zaia's avatar just doesn't do it for me THAT much.
But what about Einy's?

...and there's ANOTHER mental image I really didn't need...

*adds Zaia to his 'people not to save when they're battered and bleeding in a backalley' list*

*on second thought, adds Einy too, because of his avatar*

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-20 04:11pm

Batman wrote:
Zaia wrote:But what about Einy's?
...and there's ANOTHER mental image I really didn't need...

*adds Zaia to his 'people not to save when they're battered and bleeding in a backalley' list*

*on second thought, adds Einy too, because of his avatar*

Bah, I was already on that list, remember? You'll have to do better than that, sweetie-pie!

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-05-20 04:13pm

Am I the only one who mainly masturbates in the bathroom so that if something goes the wrong way it can easily be removed?

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-05-20 04:18pm

My computer is in my living room, i live with my parents. If i drop them and start spanking my plank my dad would move me the fuck out. I look at porn when they're not arround but i still don't wank off for fear that i might spill a drop on the hard wood floor and be known.

Have i wanked over thoughts of something on SD.Net? Well there are some fyne members here who have posted their pics on the A&P. Also the naked guys/girls threads are pretty powerful.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-05-20 04:20pm

Zaia wrote:
Batman wrote:
Zaia wrote:But what about Einy's?
...and there's ANOTHER mental image I really didn't need...
*adds Zaia to his 'people not to save when they're battered and bleeding in a backalley' list*
Bah, I was already on that list, remember? You'll have to do better than that, sweetie-pie!

No, you weren't. I merely tried to make you think that to get back at you for damn near scaring me into a heart attack. I failed thanks to Alfred (who is so not going to get near anything connected to the internet again

)

I am, nevertheless, flattered that you would remember.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-05-20 05:19pm

Why would I want to? There are better places for me to wack it, and it's not like there's anything on here that would arouse me, other than the Naked Pictures Thread in the BotM forums.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-05-20 05:34pm

Zaia wrote:
Rye wrote:NonononononoonONONONONO!

Zaia's avatar just doesn't do it for me THAT much.
But what about Einy's?

Einy's makes my skin crawl..it looks sick for some reason..especially it's eyes.

But also...what the hell does this mean:

Am I the only one who mainly masturbates in the bathroom so that if something goes the wrong way it can easily be removed?

Wrong way? wtf? gets stuck in your pipes or something?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-20 05:41pm

Batman wrote:No, you weren't. I merely tried to make you think that to get back at you for damn near scaring me into a heart attack. I failed thanks to Alfred (who is so not going to get near anything connected to the internet again )

Ohhhhhhhhh..... Sneaky li'l bugger.

Batman, who says, "I am Batman!!" wrote:I am, nevertheless, flattered that you would remember.

Of course I remembered! Silly boy.

My Favourite Pumpkin Man, Mr. Rye wrote:Einy's makes my skin crawl..it looks sick for some reason..especially it's eyes.

Yah, I know. Did you see the post where I talked about how it scares the livin' be-jeezus outta me? *shivers* Ick. That thing gives me the heebie-jeebies. Even if I ever did feel like masturbating when looking through SD.net, that av would CERTAINLY put a stop to that! Eww.

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-05-20 05:45pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:
Iceberg wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Well you thought READING the text erotica turns you on...
Well, "Perversions" is worth about 8.6 on the old peter-meter...
Well thank you, Iceberg.... I think.

Yeah, that's a compliment, all right.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-05-20 05:59pm

Zaia wrote:
Batman wrote:No, you weren't. I merely tried to make you think that to get back at you for damn near scaring me into a heart attack. I failed thanks to Alfred (who is so not going to get near anything connected to the internet again )
Ohhhhhhhhh..... Sneaky li'l bugger.

Um-me or Alfred

Batman, who says, "I am Batman!!" wrote:

Okay-I think we need to work on your delusion that I'm not really Batman...

I'm the

Daring duck of mystery, Champion of right, Swoops out of the shadows, Darkwing owns the night. Somewhere some villain schemes, But his number's up.

(3-2-1) Darkwing Duck (When there's trouble you call DW) Darkwing Duck (Let's get dangerous) Darkwing Duck (Darkwing, Darkwing Duck!)

Cloud of smoke and he appears, Master of surprise. Who's that cunning mind behind That shadowy disguise? Nobody knows for sure, But bad guys are out of luck.

'Cause here comes (Darkwing Duck) Look out! (When there's trouble you call DW) Darkwing Duck (Let's get dangerous) Darkwing Duck (Better watch out, you bad boys) Darkwing Duck!

...I'm Darkwing Duck?????

OK, I'll get back to you

I am, nevertheless, flattered that you would remember.
Of course I remembered! Silly boy.

I do find that impressive. Postcount-wise I'm a nonentity on this board and I'm hard-pressed to remember what I posted in the threads I was involved in.

Yah, I know. Did you see the post where I talked about how it scares the livin' be-jeezus outta me? *shivers* Ick. That thing gives me the heebie-jeebies.

I did. Does that score me any points?

Actually, it was by accident because I don't frequent the Test forum but I find this avatar to be disturbing...

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-05-20 06:46pm

You should see all of things I do while masturbating. I cook, wash dishes, bathe, brush my teeth; browsing SD.NET is just one of them. I have my junk in my good hand and the computer mouse in the bad. It's like Pavlov's dogs now; the computer goes on, I grab the penis.

On the bad side, my hands are pretty calloused from all my weight lifting. My penis has one hell of a calous on one side. I guess it's like my penis is ribbed for her pleasure naturally.