Ever masticate while browsing SD.net?

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-05-20 04:10pm

In the vein of the masturbation thread.

I know I do.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-05-20 04:11pm

I'm masticating right now.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-20 04:12pm

So I wonder how many posts it'll take before someone posts the definition of the word "masticate."

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-20 04:13pm

Indeed.

Mmmmmmm, Ramen noodles...

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-05-20 04:13pm

Often. In fact, I think I'll go do that right now.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-20 04:14pm

XaLEv wrote:Often. In fact, I think I'll go do that right now.

Ditto. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I get a bit more pleasure from this activity when describing it with a word that rhymes with "fornicate." Is that wrong?

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-05-20 04:17pm

Occasionaly. It depends if i've been to the pub quiz or not.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-20 04:19pm

What I've masticated already today:

- two celery sticks
- a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios
- an ice cream sandwich
- a peanut butter sandwich
- two Excedrin Migraines
- a can of Pepsi (eww)
- a glass of milk
- about to go get another ice cream sandwich

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-05-20 04:19pm

I usually come home from work at about the time for mastication so i'm generally doing it while i log on and view the latest on the HoS.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-05-20 04:26pm

*glances about his oh so tidy little workspace/relaxation area....*
Yup.....or so the evidence indicates....

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-05-20 04:30pm

Zaia wrote: I get a bit more pleasure from this activity when describing it with a word that rhymes with "fornicate." Is that wrong?

I'm not sure I follow...

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-05-20 04:37pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Zaia wrote: I get a bit more pleasure from this activity when describing it with a word that rhymes with "fornicate." Is that wrong?
I'm not sure I follow...

Are you so sure that's a bad thing?

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-05-20 05:09pm

I am right now

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-05-20 05:14pm

Occasionaly, I have a pretzel or some pizza, but otherwise, but I usually don't masticate while browsing, or anything that rhymes with it.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-20 05:33pm

RogueIce wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Zaia wrote: I get a bit more pleasure from this activity when describing it with a word that rhymes with "fornicate." Is that wrong?
I'm not sure I follow...
Are you so sure that's a bad thing?

RI: Hey! I'm slightly offended, I think.

DP, I was merely saying that the pleasure of consuming food is slightly enhanced when I refer to it as "masticating" instead of merely "eating," because "masticate" sound like "fornicate," which is a naughty little word.

Smi: LOL

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-05-20 05:38pm

LOL i loved the title of this thread...but i've not masticated since i had all those (gingerbread)men in my mouth coupled with their milk.

(lack of hummus)

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-05-20 05:39pm

Zaia wrote:RI: Hey! I'm slightly offended, I think.

DP, I was merely saying that the pleasure of consuming food is slightly enhanced when I refer to it as "masticating" instead of merely "eating," because "masticate" sound like "fornicate," which is a naughty little word.

Smi: LOL

You only think? Then I have failed, m'lady...

Oh, wait, my goal is to not offend you... Whoops.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-20 05:46pm

mmmmmmmmmm................. yogurt............

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2003-05-20 05:48pm

verilon wrote:What I've masticated already today:

- two celery sticks
- a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios
- an ice cream sandwich
- a peanut butter sandwich
- two Excedrin Migraines
- a can of Pepsi (eww)
- a glass of milk
- about to go get another ice cream sandwich

[Homer] Mmmm... Health food... [/Homer]

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-20 05:53pm

This thread is driving me nuts--I need to stop reading it, because every time I do, I get hungry. I just went out to the vending machines to get some Pop Tarts! Gah.

Mmmm....s'mores....GAH! MUST STOP!!

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-05-20 05:55pm

Yes...currently Sherbert

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-05-20 05:59pm

Zaia wrote:This thread is driving me nuts--I need to stop reading it, because every time I do, I get hungry. I just went out to the vending machines to get some Pop Tarts! Gah.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with Pop Tarts, m'lady. Nothing.

As for what I ea...er, masticate: pizza. And nothing but.

Well, maybe a cheeseburger for a change every now and again.

And yes, I'm serious: I eat nothing but pizza and cheeseburgers. And yet I'm about 6'0" and 175.

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-05-20 06:08pm

Many times, I have masticated while browsing SD.net

Setzer · Post by **Setzer** » 2003-05-20 06:40pm

Yes, quite often. Preferable some kind of snack food.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-05-20 07:15pm

Very often...