Ever masticate while browsing SD.net?

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-05-20 07:18pm

Yes, I often eat Reese's(TM) Peanut Butter Cups while browsing SD.Net.

Although, the way I do it, it involves less mastication and a more of a gentle sucking motion.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-05-20 07:20pm

*walks through the thread, handing out fresh baked Choc-chip cookies to the Masticators*

Now, would anyone do that on That Other Thread?

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-05-20 07:25pm

Zaia wrote:So I wonder how many posts it'll take before someone posts the definition of the word "masticate."

mas·ti·cate ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mst-kt)
v. mas·ti·cat·ed, mas·ti·cat·ing, mas·ti·cates
v. tr.
To chew (food).
To grind and knead (rubber, for example) into a pulp.

I was a Professional Writing major, so I couldn't resist...

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-20 07:43pm

Okay, since I've been on since 1 this morning, and it's now almost a quarter to six in the evening, I officially have no weekday life. (weekdays are Fridays-Tuesdays for me). I'm now eating the last of my imitation Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal. Bums me out, though, I'm out of milk.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-05-20 08:04pm

I masticate while browsing the board on a daily basis. Great. I'm hungry again.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-20 08:13pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:In the vein of the masturbation thread.

I know I do.

I do at least half the time.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-05-20 08:31pm

Now, all I need is a confederate mod to edit the thread title, and...

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-05-20 08:31pm

Everybody does it? Cool.

But how many of you mascerate while here, Hmmmmm?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-20 08:40pm

Frank Hipper wrote:Everybody does it? Cool.

But how many of you mascerate while here, Hmmmmm?

that one I need to look up.

. . . doesnt exist.

"macerate" does tho.

yeah, thats me.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-05-20 09:22pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Everybody does it? Cool.

But how many of you mascerate while here, Hmmmmm?
that one I need to look up.

. . . doesnt exist.

"macerate" does tho.

yeah, thats me.

Spelinng is for the weak.

Many thanks to whoever it was who gave me that line. I can REALLY use it.

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-05-21 12:26am

I will admit to eating dinner in front of the computer. Lately it's usually been meat & vegetable stir fry with rice. Beans, broccoli, cauliflower, bok choy, it's all good.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-05-21 12:37am

First thing I do when I get home...sit down at the computer, pull up sd.net, and masticate. I will then wander around the house aimlessly masticating.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-05-21 12:43am

Yup. I get back from my daily jog, hop in the shower, work on my fanfics a bit, then grab some sustenence and go online.

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-05-21 01:01am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:First thing I do when I get home...sit down at the computer, pull up sd.net, and masticate. I will then wander around the house aimlessly masticating.

Are you sure that's healthy?

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-05-21 01:11am

Well, it's a proven fact that insufficient mastication will lead to death, so . . .

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-05-21 01:20am

"Don't masticate too much or you'll go blind!"

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-05-21 01:23am

"Everytime you masticate, God kills a kitten."

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-05-21 01:25am

Darth Yoshi wrote:Well, it's a proven fact that insufficient mastication will lead to death, so . . .

Right now, I'm looking at your Av while I masticate....

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-05-21 04:01am

I haven't yet... maybe soon ^_^

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-05-21 04:16am

I don't know, can you masticate ice cream?

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-05-21 09:15am

LadyTevar wrote:*walks through the thread, handing out fresh baked Choc-chip cookies to the Masticators*

Now, would anyone do that on That Other Thread?

Possibly. But it would be far more disturbing, I think.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-05-21 10:01am

Is this the rigth time to warn you young men and laides never to confuse mastication with fornication?
No matter what ver says about biting

Striderteen · Post by **Striderteen** » 2003-05-21 12:26pm

Oranges are yummy.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-21 12:42pm

neoolong wrote:"Everytime you masticate, God kills a kitten."

I was waiting for this.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-21 01:00pm

innerbrat wrote:Is this the rigth time to warn you young men and laides never to confuse mastication with fornication?
No matter what ver says about biting

I think I may sig that at some point!!

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